i keep scripting responses to ppl asking about me wearing a mask @ work, even tho i’ve worked at this place for like 2 years and no one ever has

Y'all are not upset enough about THE SNAP situation for my liking. This is the intentional starvation of a civilian population that is dependent in the first place because the government manufactured conditions of deprivation. We don't have a lack of food. We have a surfeit of greed and evil.

i’m doing alright for someone who was given basically no tools to aid this here existence

waiting for a break that will only come if i don’t work a job, i fear 😔

girl i know i can’t change it, but watching the general public get hold of words like triggered & gaslight just to misuse them 😵‍💫😵‍💫 (don’t even get me started on yt ppl with karen)

life continues

girl you Know i don’t wanna go to work tomorrow

Y'all, we effectively have no CDC, no public health, no health care, no *anything* at a high level that would tell us the truth about how damaging this is. A lot of y'all don't trust the government in general, but you just listened when they said ehhhh don't worry about it. It's wild to see tbh

why isn’t there an option to select “no male shoppers” when ordering groceries 😭😭 this guy is failing

rainy fall day, perfect for watching some wrasslin

should probably pick a middle name that starts with u so my initials can be bub

tibby is Obsessed with laying a stinky deuce when i’m about to eat

i miss in unit laundry so bad bro 😔

stalling…you think i’m…stalling…

wanted to do laundry yesterday; power outage. wanted to do laundry today; another tenant is doing laundry all day 😭😭😭😭

whose idea was it to put those bright ass lights as car headlights? i just wanna have a chat…

wonder if there will ever be a time where i’m not overwhelmed by everyday life

once this weed hits, imma be like second act hadestown!eurydice; “dead to the world, anyway”

humans sure are something

girl i KNOW beethoven would jam to this, because it absolutely FUCKS youtu.be/UWSLYlJ39Qw?...

so much of my life is spent walking back and forth due to forgetting/remembering something

girl i fucking hate it here

whiteness is so violent 😔

shoutout to my partner’s parents for taking care of our car 🥲

woof 😔

babe asked why i’m still awake, then showed me a funny video. clearly, i’m awake to see the funny video

why would you make a headset that vibrates…i have enemies that don’t even know it

“i know you don’t like it, but you’re good at drive thru” 1. it’s not hard 2. i’m cursed with becoming excellent at everything

who knew evicting a spider would take over an hour? 😪

“i’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition” is an iconic line, i fear 😔

it’s not the end of the world; i’m just on my period. it’s not the end of the world; i’m just on my period. it’s not the end of the world; i’m just on my period. it’s not the end of the world; i’m just on my period. it’s not the end of the world; i’m just on my period. it’s not the end of the world

It’s worth noting that for many years doctors refused to wash their hands, not because there was a lack of evidence for it being a life-saving measure, but because it challenged established norms. We are seeing the same regressive phenomenon with masks now.

every so often, i think about how doctors didn’t used to wash their hands bc they thought germ theory was a joke…😔

coughing into ur hands, touching customer napkins…save me

i think i underestimated how much energy it takes to Endure my coworkers

partner talkin computers is all science fiction to me ♥️

gotta sing more

i should start being more of an asshole

partner’s the only people i’ve ever known to argue in pinterest comments

“hey could i get a break soon?” “we’re not doing breaks today bc we don’t have enough people. but you could make yourself some food and eat it” “i can’t; i’m wearing a mask” “oh..”

“i think it’s just a cough” literally fuck you

due to the autism, i wonder every so often how many of my friends over my life actually liked me 🤔

“i just like our new white lids more than the old black ones. i think they look better.” and why is that? 🤨

and yeah, maybe i blame too much on covid, but SOMEBODY’s gotta be thinking about it

if there’s one thing i can count on my coworkers to do, it’s NOT ROTATE the milk

“my girlfriend is so sick…coughed so hard she threw up [something something] seasonal allergies…” every day, it shocks me that people aren’t thinking about covid

idk guys,

time to complain about period poops again 😔

working with 16 year olds is so funny, bc what do you mean “driving automatic is brain rot driving”? 😭