BREAKING: We’ve agreed to agree on a previous agreement. #tariffs #comedy #political

Vibes report: chance of schadenfreude, rising through midnight, coup possible by morning, running low on popcorn.

#joniernst apologizes to future dead constituents. Jesus saves, Medicare doesn’t.🇺🇸

Tulsi Gabbard calls Pete Hegseth on the secure line.

BREAKING: 100% tariffs announced on all foreign films. America closes final escape hatch for nuance, emotional depth, and anything that isn’t based on a toy.

Schadendreude.

I’ve picked up a new hobby: watching replays of Republican town halls. Highly recommend it. Thoroughly enjoyable.

13 tips. You’re welcome.🇺🇸🇺🇸

Exhausted from being shocked and horrified every. Single. Day. Where is our Arab Spring? Is it coming??

Trump’s AI generated video of ‘Trump Gaza’ featuring golden statues, bearded belly dancers and shirtless old men on sunbeds: Finally, a Middle East peace plan everyone can agree on rejecting.

Happy Wednesday.😳🙃🇺🇸

Who’s running #DOGE??

Anyone else feeling the need for raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens about now?😳

This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

Federal workers replace quiet quitting with aggressive excellence. EPA reportedly processing permits in record time.

Live from Capitol Hill🇺🇸

You’re welcome.🇺🇸🇺🇸

Last minute Xmas shopping in the US v UK🎄✨🥂🇺🇸🇬🇧

US v UK Christmas caroling🎄🎄

Woman solves drone mystery.

Americans v Brits Going Out Drinking🥂🇺🇸🇬🇧

Woman has chat with son’s girlfriend.🤓😬🐝

It’s been such a palava.🇬🇧🇺🇸

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Empty nester gets home from first rave.

Going to the doctor in the US v UK🇺🇸🇬🇧

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Goodbye X, hello Blue Sky!