Google is a portal to an alternate dimension where Ray Handley played soccer

He can finally shift into using his Simple Southern Lawyer accent

My first duty as head coach of the 3rd and 4th grade girls rec team is to train them to start layup lines the second they hear the jazzy horns of They Reminisce Over You by Pete Rock & CL Smooth begin

Ok, but then we're going to be back into shutdown mode in February once everything doesn't work out?

Its great that we have a whole Black Flag/FLAG situation with Sublime 30 years later. I only hope this gets more and more esoteric as these bands continue to break up and try to cash in

Oh my god

You're all going to scroll past this like it's just another post, and not the most incredible collaboration between man and beast ever set to film

Mr. Mamdani will you please be my mayor

Ok ok I'll happily eat shit here.

Its the hottest party of the year, as we've opened the portal to the Black Hole Sun video

Im either watching a walkoff or going to bed. Either way I win

How many times in a row can I play The Dickies "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" in a row at my home this afternoon before we all descend into madness?

SNL Breath Spray Plus-ass TV schedule

Post-Danzig Misfits is so odd. They have a song called Shining that is 100% full of references to Poltergeist.

Halloween party at work and Psycho Killer comes on. I turn to the girl running the music "hey, Talking Heads, alright". Her response: "I just typed Halloween into the spotify search."

Im watching the Knicks on Prime and my TV's screensaver keeps turning on. Mike Brown has to get them moving even more

Yeah and MJ was the most rich and famous athlete in the world. The allure is strong

Up until I first read it in my 20s, I was under the impression the book was about a family of traveling circus performers. I don't know why.

Knicks

@tomscocca.bsky.social not fair to do this, man

Can't wait for a progressively scotch-addled Jordan to give terse lectures about how players are no longer doing things the right way

This guy is never gonna listen to Sk8r Boy the same way again

Nefarious China targeting an American company simply because it doesn't want its citizens to needlessly die

I watch TV in a big bed with my wife

I miss when shame was a part of public life

Getting the username and password to my daughter's school pictures each year is like trying to decipher a clue that leads to the Arc of the Covenant

I know I know, spotify sucks I agree and should move to Apple Music or something slightly less evil. My wife and kids share this account and goddammit I'm busy. Anyway, here is my annual ever-evolving Halloween Forever playlist for your enjoyment: open.spotify.com/playlist/5oo...

This is the only unboxing of a conker us millennials know. Utterly disappointing

Okay, $34.08 from Facebook now directly deposited to my account. This is what it must feel like to be Warren Buffet.

This man is a child

Love paying $10 for yogurt and $20 for store brand coffee at the local grocery store. I'm doing my part to atone for Brazil punishing Jair Bolsonaro

Aw fuck they got the Superfans?

Are those THC drinks any good? How about for someone who hasn't smoked weed in like 15 years?

Oops, I pooped my pants

Future ICE agent listening to Police Truck for the first time: "this sounds like a blast!"

I think one problem is we have a generation of morons who took all of the Dead Kennedys songs* at face value *the one exception being Nazi Punks Fuck Off

My summer of entirely ignoring everything to do with the Mets has paid off handsomely

Google addressing the tough questions about the NFL

This man has regretted taking a $50 million moral stand more than anything in his life. His entire post-Comedy Central career has been trying to get it back by any means necessary

This is how my 9-year-old daughter's soccer club talks about developing players. I didn't think I'd see an NBA team approach the season like they're a bunch of baby deer just learning how to walk.

I'm hearing a man from Mars is going to be eatin' cars and eatin' bars where the people meet face to face dance cheek to cheek at some point today or tomorrow?

Me, every Sunday watching NFL football

Man Jeffrey Epstein dies and a few years later we have Little St. James The TV Show