That feeling when you need a nap - badly - but you also feel the need to keep up with the notifications so you don’t come across as rude if someone comments. 😅

Why do I bother arguing with these idiots who are just so hell bent on posting what they are told instead of watching the actual videos of what’s happened? And these same people who say “Don’t tread on me” tell others to “comply or die”!!! Why?! God, this makes me so furious!

The sleet has finally turned into snow ⛄️ pics later, maybe.

Don’t get me wrong – I like snow. I like a couple of inches max. Just enough to turn the town into a winter wonderland without heavy duty cleanup. Anything more than that is excessive. This, my butterflies, is excessive.

It’s official - we are under a Winter Storm Warning from Sat until Monday, expecting 10-14 inches. I know that’s nothing in a lot of northern places, but when you’re not used to getting accumulations like that, it feels like the world is ending. 😆

Good morning, I guess 🥶

My feelings exactly.

I cannot stop giggling at this.

Mother Nature is on one of her mood swings again.

A replica of the Statue of Liberty toppled after strong winds struck the city of Guaiba, Brazil. abcnews.visitlink.me/MHnx-3 This, my Butterfly friends, is called “foreshadowing”.

I could really go for the “I Love the 70s/80s/90s/The New Millennium” binge right now.

This made me bust out laughing.

I sent this to my husband. It’s too late to back out of this now.

I jumped on the Christmas Portrait AI trend. I have to say, I really like this picture.

Last posts gets tons of likes. Me: “Hey follow me, I don’t bite!” The likes come to a grounding halt. 🤣

These are not Celsius temps 🥶

There is a question posted on TikTok and it’s, “If you’re a democrat or left-leaning, what is your most conservative view?” I actually have more than one:

I had dental work done today. Four hours later Three different crowns Two root canals And a partridge in a pear tree 🌲

Today is Ugly Christmas Sweater Day and I’m wearing a T-shirt that says, “This is my ugly Christmas sweater” because actual sweaters make me sweat more than a hooker in church. 🥵

My work hack for getting through the day easier? Wearing yoga pants and dressing up the rest of my outfit so you can’t tell I’m wearing yoga pants. Comfort always.

What is it like to be so beloved, people leave heartfelt messages on your birthday and on every day Facebook posts. What’s it like? I want to know.

It’s Monday. I’m at work. That’s it, that’s the post. So exciting.

This is gonna be my go-to meme now anytime somebody slightly annoys me.

Why do I only remember this app on the weekends? 😂

A lot’s been going on. I’ve grown to dislike my job. My grandmother died and we buried her today. My 45th bday party is tomorrow. I go see Wicked with my daughters this Sunday. Grief mixed with celebration and happiness is a weird feeling.

It’s my birthday month and here is my wish list. Don’t spend all your money on me now. 😉 lol www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Pretty darn cool, IMO 😎

Thunderstorms ⛈️ on Friday, snow ❄️ by Monday. Welcome to 🎵 Kentucky 🎵

I need my eyes checked. Why? It took me a moment to figure out why a six week old baby needed a bassoon.

No, I’m not too sensitive. Everyone else is cold, mean, inconsiderate, selfish, ridiculous, smelly jerk-offs.

Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 55 minute long clarinet duet.

Hi. I don’t have a lot to say. Bye. 👋🏼

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand: Cabbage The Matrix Let Her Go by Passenger

My 30 minute lunch break is almost up, but the group next to me already were on lunch and clearly not going anywhere anytime soon. 🤔 Awkward.

Yesterday, I heard the paper towel dispenser go off in our restroom. There was nobody in there and the damn thing is motion activated. I just found that weird and a little bit creepy.

Friendly reminder-if you want more people in the church, don’t do stuff like this. 👇🏼 Because you’re only attracting the same kind of folks that already think like you do.

I posted this on a different network.

I’m gonna make two kinds of cookie bars tonight: chocolate chip and butter pecan.

Insta has become useless, Twitter is useless, Facebook is filled with boomers thinking AI photos are real, TikTok’s been compromised, Bluesky is FCKING CRICKETS and I’m thinking fck it all and start reading books again and learning how to crochet 🧶

It’s fucking cold in the podiatrist patient room. My feet look like they belong on a cadaver’s body lol

She’s a beauty.

If you have an IG, follow me over on my artsy account, but no pressure 👽

It’s a cheesy potato soup kinda day. 🥣

This match had me on my feet in my own home. One of THEE best matches in wrestling, period.

TGIF! 🎉