Excuse my scruffy beard, and please don't choke on my cock

Does a shower softie work for FCF?

Does a shower softie work for FCF?

Love my bushy... moustache

Happy furry Thursday, fur lovers!

POV...

POV...

Happy furry Thursday, fur lovers!

Bum

Mondays are hard

What day is it?

It's been a while but I once promised the very attractive @lycrabeast.bsky.social a public video of me jerking off to him. So, hoping he's still interested, here it is:

What day is it?

Happy Thursday fur lovers

Want some?

Belly rubs please

Want some?

Belly rubs please

Mono Monday

This was great... until it wasn't. Should've stuck with the original ending.

Watching this tonight. Anyone seen it yet?

Tell me what you're gonna do to me

No idea what day it is, but there's this. Hope this works.

When colleagues ask my plans for the weekend, i usually just say, "Nothing much." What nothing much looks like:

Fuck me. I fucking love hairy bellies. Is yours fuzzier than mine...?

It's Friday, fellas, so... only one thing to do

Get to work

I honestly don't follow JK Rowling, I'm only on X to troll MAGA types and the like, but for some reason they love to inform me when she posts something that doubles as an updated bio.

Moon-day?

Rub me down

Weekend wanking?

My local area has been represented on the council by the Greens for years. Highly recommend. If you do intend to vote Reform tomorrow, do me a favour and hit that block button, you racist cunt.

But... butt.

My cock, in black and white. Must be Monday.

A throwback

Fat and uncovered

Happy humping

It's not Monday if you're not posting monochrome nudes

Thanks for 100 followers. I thought a good celebration would be showing off my gooner dong and belly even more for you 😵‍💫🤔

Something for the weekend?

Happy Humpday internet boyfriends

Contrast

Monday vibes

Sunday nights are the fucking worst. Only one thing for it...

Happy FCF

Tugging

Why is it that no one is capable of fact checking Trump? I'm fed up of reading online articles in UK media about how Trump criticised the UK, without any comeback or factchecking. And stop calling him Sir, like he's your fucking liege. He isn't our president!

Did someone mention humping?

My Monday mood