Make my day?

Make my day?

Is after midnight, so getting in early with some #FCF

Happy Friday the 13th. And hapoy FCF.

Did you even do Fat Cock Friday if you didn't put your hard cock on the interwebs?

Guys with mustaches are so very sexy.

Did you even do Fat Cock Friday if you didn't put your hard cock on the interwebs?

Happy Friday the 13th. And hapoy FCF.

Is after midnight, so getting in early with some #FCF

Happy Fursday men!

I know it's hump day, but I'm liking my beard and furry tits today

Cock root

Hey fellas

Your acceptance was very much appreciated

Are you just going to stand there?

Meaty Monday, let's get this day started

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

Your dick doesn't have to be big or fat to be hot. Honestly, I find there's something really sexy about a guy with a little cock, especially when it's flaccid.

I didn't watch the Super Bowl. I did watch the half time show. I did not watch the TPUSA thing. I didn't know any of them apart from Kid Rock. I think maybe I dislike Erika Kirk more than I disliked Charlie Kirk, which blows my mind. By their standard, shouldn't she be home looking after his kids?

Fat cock. Clean teeth.

Trace the veins

Throwback to when my bush was the same width as my body. Hairy little fella.

Yes, yes, I know it's Humpday, but I really just like showing off my dick!

Before I use an emoji for the first time I have to ask ChatGPT what it means to check its right. I literally have no idea what 99% of those little yellow bastards are trying to say. Like what the actual fuck is this 😶‍🌫️ And this 🫨 And this 🙃 How do people know what they mean????

So Suella Braverman has defected to Reform, at this rate all the unelectable Tories will be with Reform, and even Reform voters won't want to vote for them.

Think it might be time to fall asleep while scrolling pictures of naked men.

I stupidly went on Twitter to see what was happening. I think I lost a significant number of braincells. And the amount of people calling themselves Christian and then mocking the murder of innocent people is sickening.

The irony of Kristi Noem, or any MAGA, saying someone bringing a weapon to a protest MUST be there to hurt law enforcement makes me cringe. Pam Bondi writing to MN leaders saying if they give up voting records, ICE will leave! And then saying MN has corrupt leaders? You can't write this shit.

That Friday feeling

Trump (slang: to break wind audibly) should read up on Helmand Province. And get a history lesson, as when European allies needed help in WWI AND WWII, the US were nowhere to be seen until it benefitted them, suggesting that it's not EU forces that are the issue when it comes to helping your allies.

Thanks fellas for all the birthday messages (and pics 🥰😍🥵). It was a quiet one this year, so you all made it a bit more special 😘

It's after midnight, so I'm doing this.... 🎵 Happy birthday to me 🎵 🎶 Happy birthday to me 🎶 For my birthday I would like big hairy bellies, and hairy hairy cocks. Please and thank you.

Someone needs to give Captain Caps Lock a fucking history lesson.

Peek-a-boo peen

Tugging on my foreskin. Your turn.

How's it hanging?

YAY! We're getting Trump Tariffs! I was starting to feel left out.

Furry throwback Thursday

Fire bush

Autistic Barbie is OK in theory, but as an autistic guy, I find ear defenders squishy and tight, and fidget spinners are too distracting — I like things that spin. I often spend ages sitting on the floor watching the washing machine. I have to tear myself away. Sometimes, I even spin along with it.

In monochrome

Yep, that tracks. More proof, if any were needed, that Reform UK is the party of tax dodgers and crooks.

Just wafching an Adam Mockler video on YT, and look what appears on the screen during a Fox News clip of the Minneapolis protests: Elect a rapist, expect to be fucked. Truth.

Get naked

A scared woman in a car is NOT a domestic terrorist. Kristi Noem should be ashamed, but then I suppose she'd actually have to have the capacity for shame to do that.

There's a piece of music by jazz musician Billy Taylor called 'I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free'. British peeps might recognise it as the theme to Barry Norman's film review show on the BBC back in the 90s. Well, that's my vibe today. How you're having a happy Sunday!

I have a theory. Trump tried to overturn the results of a free and fair election in 2020, and FAILED. Maduro tried to overturn the results of a free and fair election in 2024, and SUCCEEDED Jealous much?