Fat cawk friday #FCF

Fat cock, wild bush

Happy FCF

Oops, so sorry, I appear to be dribbling #FCF

While I'm down here...? #TBT

Hump Day!

Missed MCM, and felt like being classy. This is classy, right?

Fuzzy tits

Help me deal with this?

Put your hands all over my body

Bend me over, Daddy

Happy fuckin Monday

Kept my pants on so you can unwrap me later.

Ugh, what a start to the week. Nevermind, at least we get to be artsy for #MCM!

Celebrating Tummy Tuesday with a slightly hairy belly. Wish it was furrier.

My top 10 horror sequels. Discuss. 1. The Devil's Rejects 2. The Exorcist III 3. Evil Dead II 4. Bride of Frankenstein 5. Child's Play 2 6. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors 7. Halloween III: Season of the Witch 8. Curse of Chucky 9. Hellbound: Hellraiser II 10. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Well the weekend is almost over, the weather is shit, and still no one is sucking my dick.

Open wide, and I'll let him out

Damn it's been a hoeny day today

Love playing with my foreskin, as you can probably tell! #FCF

I know its hump day, but my cock really wanted to say hi.

Tumbly Tuesday

Ah the classic arms-up-lie-on-your-back move to help me look thinner. I think I pulled it off!

Bulging

Belly rubs please

quote this post with your fav underwear pic pls and thanku x

Dick pic Dimanche? What do we think? Too much? I just really like alliteration.

Bushy as fuck

Happy Friday fellas #FCF

If you take these off you can have what's inside #TBT

Its Furry Thursday. Fuck, I love hairy men!

Willy Wednesday!

Happy hump day gents, waiting patiently for you to put your humps on my face

Just in time for Tummy Tuesday

Well yes, actually, I could use a hand with this!

Happy MCM

I hate Sunday nights, filled with anxiety and stress. Only one thing to do....

Apparently it's a very happy Fat Cock Friday!

Funny that these Reform party idiots think they're patriots cos some unknown person got told to take a Union Jack down, apparently so as not to offend someone, so they go round town putting Union Jacks on every lamppost and drain pipe. Cracking job lads, they're all upside down! Patriots my arse.

See a softie post a softie

Furry Thursdays are the best

For your humps

Did I just totally miss Tummy Tuesday? Technically its Wednesday now, but its definitely still Tuesday somewhere.

A heavily bearded Monochrome Monday.

I mean, it's Friday. Of course I'm jerking over your tasty cock pics!

Throwback Furry Thursday

Haven't posted in a while, and had a craving for cock. Figured maybe if I show you mine, you might return the favour 😉