The irony of Kristi Noem, or any MAGA, saying someone bringing a weapon to a protest MUST be there to hurt law enforcement makes me cringe. Pam Bondi writing to MN leaders saying if they give up voting records, ICE will leave! And then saying MN has corrupt leaders? You can't write this shit.

You can never underestimate the importance of a good stretch before a workout. #FCF

That Friday feeling

That Friday feeling

Trump (slang: to break wind audibly) should read up on Helmand Province. And get a history lesson, as when European allies needed help in WWI AND WWII, the US were nowhere to be seen until it benefitted them, suggesting that it's not EU forces that are the issue when it comes to helping your allies.

You can never underestimate the importance of a good stretch before a workout. #FCF

Thanks fellas for all the birthday messages (and pics 🥰😍🥵). It was a quiet one this year, so you all made it a bit more special 😘

It's after midnight, so I'm doing this.... 🎵 Happy birthday to me 🎵 🎶 Happy birthday to me 🎶 For my birthday I would like big hairy bellies, and hairy hairy cocks. Please and thank you.

It's after midnight, so I'm doing this.... 🎵 Happy birthday to me 🎵 🎶 Happy birthday to me 🎶 For my birthday I would like big hairy bellies, and hairy hairy cocks. Please and thank you.

Someone needs to give Captain Caps Lock a fucking history lesson.

Hump day is upon us again

Been awhile since I had a Tighty Whitey Tuesday

Peek-a-boo peen

Fuzzy belly

Tummy Tuesday

Here we go

Moonday

Tugging on my foreskin. Your turn.

How's it hanging?

YAY! We're getting Trump Tariffs! I was starting to feel left out.

Something something Friday

This week I'm bringing fat softie

Can kinda see the hair on my back when it's wet!

Furry throwback Thursday

How about Thighsday?

Fire bush

Autistic Barbie is OK in theory, but as an autistic guy, I find ear defenders squishy and tight, and fidget spinners are too distracting — I like things that spin. I often spend ages sitting on the floor watching the washing machine. I have to tear myself away. Sometimes, I even spin along with it.

May I... take a seat?

Middle of the week. You got this!

I love a jock

Yes, you *should* take them off

I love a bit of moody b&w

In monochrome

Yep, that tracks. More proof, if any were needed, that Reform UK is the party of tax dodgers and crooks.

Sunday softie

Insomnia's a bitch

Just wafching an Adam Mockler video on YT, and look what appears on the screen during a Fox News clip of the Minneapolis protests: Elect a rapist, expect to be fucked. Truth.

Celebrating the weekend

#FCF softie

Get naked

A scared woman in a car is NOT a domestic terrorist. Kristi Noem should be ashamed, but then I suppose she'd actually have to have the capacity for shame to do that.

Forgot to post this yesterday

MCM

Late night cock

How's things?

There's a piece of music by jazz musician Billy Taylor called 'I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free'. British peeps might recognise it as the theme to Barry Norman's film review show on the BBC back in the 90s. Well, that's my vibe today. How you're having a happy Sunday!

It's the weekend, so...

I have a theory. Trump tried to overturn the results of a free and fair election in 2020, and FAILED. Maduro tried to overturn the results of a free and fair election in 2024, and SUCCEEDED Jealous much?