dog @ pup c:

couples costume idea: we're both the front half of the horse

My gender

If it's sor wrong, how can it feel sor right

Boy who will ruin your life (pet me :3)

BC is great and all, but nothing beats this

METAL GEAR SOLID ΘΔ: SNAKE TWEETER weh im a snake, hissssssss >.<

failing the bechdel test because my girlfriend is also my boyfriend and also a dog

Turning bite marks into art 🖌️🐕

trigger discipline

1-2 beers: she/her 3-4 beers: it/its 5+ beers: he/him i hope this makes sense

at my first pride parade I: -got drunk in public -became a socialist -hugged gay bears in pup hoods -got extremely sunburnt 10/10

Get yourself a girl who blows bubbles while you vape

Age regressing but only to 23 so I can pretend I have less grey hairs

I love the people in my life

milkbone milkshake

dude why the fuck is there a crt scalper in my city. I'm not paying you $100 for a shitty RCA tv that should be on the side of a road

4 months ago, I took a huge risk and spent all of money to make it to BC with no plan -got a job -signed a lease -hot gf -cool new friends -went nonbinary -my sheik is cooking 2025 is a fucking banger so far

bitches love my new hat

Why is every women's bathroom missing a urinal 😒

no one respects me as an alpha 😔

I'm a dog that's trapped in a lesbian's body that's trapped in a gay man's body that's trapped in a weird other thing's body

I'm living my best life and no one can stop me

looking like I got mauled in this white spot bathroom

Put me on the bottom surgery list for a cloaca

Transgender life is good

3 piece mixtape dropping whenever sorta gets back to the mainland

forgot about this, but i absolutely techchased the shit out of a falco in losers round 2 lmao

I love my friends and I loved battle of bc <3 I hope to see y'all again next year :3

Took 13 stocks at the smash sisters crew battle They gotta ban us from sports, man

Just bodied a twink 🙂👍

I'm okay with any pronouns EXCEPT they/them To gender me, you gotta gamble. And I love me some gambling.

I was holding hands with a girl late at night when two hooded teenagers came up and asked if we were gay You know damn well that fuckboy sorcha came out, said "hell yeah" and dapped them both up that's how you defuse a situation boys

dusting off unclepunch my techchases are gonna go WILD in losers round 2 pools

for the past 5 years, I've worried too much about passing/fitting in this year I'm gonna get rid of the shame. I'm gonna be a weird cringy dog thing who dresses however the heck it wants

Blah blah not feeling anything.. blah blah breed me.. blah blah I'm an alcoholic this is a cry for help

ill see yall at bobc 😘

soaking during a magnitude 4.4 earthquake 😵‍💫

prog nightmares got hands fr

I'm never going to get a date to rat prom...

The only signs I've noticed that I've lost weight: 1. I am now using different belt holes 2. I am now using different belt holes (on a dog collar)

49 year old woman hitting on me and calling me cute Please lord. Please stop with these temptations.

I'm 26 years young, 14000 cs2 premier, 3-2'er sheik player, got a big heart, and a nice rack Who wants this dog to be their valentine

Me when I get you...

First tournament in BC Went 1-2. Had to play two ganons and a pikachu. I made a mistake coming here... 😥