Insta saw it first lol

Mid day boner strikes again.

It’s been awhile! Unfortunately I found myself back in the hospital again a few weeks ago but I’m out now and starting to feel like myself again. Unfortunately I’m going to need surgery. Thankfully it’s nothing emergent so I can do it electively in a few months and save my summer lol.

Feelin myself. You can’t tell me shit after a fresh haircut and lineup.

I woke up hard af. Who’s gunna come take care of dad?

Happy Fat Boy Friday! Believe it or now I’m actual down a few lbs after being sick this past week.

Happy Fat Boy Friday to those that celebrate! In other news Frankie and I will be in Chicago this August for Market Days!

Who wants to rub my belly and suck me off?

I heard it’s World Bear Day. This is probably the most Bear™️ picture I have lol.

Okay it’s official! Frankie and I just booked our flights and hotel for Amsterdam Bear Pride in June!

It’s Friday and I’m pretty fat!

Tonight’s look for Belly-Up. Do these jeans make my thighs look fat?

Gotta get some work done before I get into trouble in Chicago.

I’m ready to show off this gut in Chicago this weekend!

Was texting with an old bud from my college days and it got a little spicy. Here’s what resulted lol

Oh I almost forgot! Happy #tummytuesday

Got something new hehe

I took this last Friday, but neglected to post it. Who wants to recreate this scene?

Happy #TummyTuesday ! Now who’s back can I rest this on?

I’ll be in Chicago for work from 3/5 until 3/8! I’ve planned it so this time I actually have a day to do stuff before I fly home! (Pic for engagement lol)

Oh no! Post-lunch boner strikes again!

A day late for Tummy Tuesday but here ya go

Ew it’s Monday again

I’m a big fan of this one. The way he calls me “Dad” while I’m stretching him open drives me nuts 😵‍💫

Happy Hump Day! Here is a hot throwback video

After the cuck came he was exiled to couch to watch me unload in his man.

There is some pun about stuffing to be made here. Also apologies for the shoddy camera work 😂

Rotund

It’s so damn cold. At least I got this thing to keep me warm 🐷

Thanks everyone for the well wishes! I’ve been discharged and feeling a lot better. Word to the wise, don’t fuck around with urgent care when it comes to abdominal pain, do yourself a favor and just go to the the ER lol.

Hey! I know it’s been awhile, but I had a health thing that’s landed me the hospital for a bit, but I’ll be back soon. In the meantime have this less than flattering belly pic lol

Showcasing a fun talent of mine for #tummytuesday :3 Gonna spare you the embarrassing noises and yapping leading up to it, so here’s just the best part!

I shaved my chest and belly so I didn’t have one hairless tiddy after my tattoo earlier this week. I haven’t been bare like this since my senior year of high school lol

I treated myself to to some new ink today. What do y’all think?

Fresh and Clean

Someone told me that I was giving John Goodman vibes circa 1990 in this flannel/suspenders combo. I’ll be riding that high for the rest of the day now.

Wide af

A day late, but have some belly. As a treat.

More button down/suspender content for your viewing pleasure

There is some pun about stuffing to be made here. Also apologies for the shoddy camera work 😂

I told you these suspenders were gunna be a thing.

Surprise, surprise, I got horny at work again.

Careful angle, massive belly. Oversized septum bc idk felt like it.

I got some new suspenders! I’ve officially graduated from “fat boy” to “fat dad”

It’s hump day! Buy me beer and get on your knees.

All the tummy I got for Tuesday 😁

There is a chaser down there somewhere

Who doesn’t love a good hole to ring in the weekend?

Oh Hell yeah NYC!!