Good bye . . . .

IM FROM PATHFINDER I CANT COUNTER YOUR COUNTER ! ! !

Shut up, loathsome drake Divine skeleton death blast ! ! !

🌊: to all my superhero muse moots, you should follow my Absolute Flash acc, @absolutetomorrows.bsky.social! And other muses too but I'm gonna be relatively selective due to still being new to musing Wally, and the fact that my portrayal of Wally is still a minor

Uh huh, yeah.

Well. Fair enough. I dunno, a doctor then ?

Am I ?

Yes, therapy. You can't just kill and eat your problems away.

You need therapy.

Oh my god I have. A killer headache.

. . . Phalanx and I have decided to go our seperate ways for now.

Troubling. Vengeance, not only against an entire empire of blood, steel, and brimstone, but the unending, infernal legions of the Hells ? Impossible. " . . . It would just be a chain of vengeance, not stopping until I get the bastard who burnt everything, and then . . . Then what ? I heal ? -

All the power of Hell . . . Cowering before one man.

I gathered.

🌊: erica wondering how matthias can perceive the monsters/familiars what Matthias experienced while trapped in Xialbaba for a week:

I meant the fuckin' - Nevermind.

@blackmaskhunter.bsky.social can you tell your familiar to stop cussing me out before i soak him in milk and throw him against the wall

TRUE !

Okay this is unfair. Why is my Hell filled with an evil multi-level marketing army, but the other Hells are filled with hot, chill dudes. What the fuck.

Breathing. The simplest of actions, perhaps the most mortal of them all. Something the magus has been neglecting recently. "Yeah." Matthias breathes in through his nose, and holds it in. Focusing on his own heartbeat, the way his own magical signature washes through his body. Then, an exhale, -

Is Max really surprised people are flirting with him . . . ? I've seen people much younger look mucg worse.

"Yes to both. I've been . . . A bit too occupied to travel as much as I'd like." Wanderlust is an urge that Matthias gets from time to time; an itch that must be scratched. "I mean, you like, don't have to tell me anything. I get privacy and protecting your people."

I don't even really need an apartment here - It's just for convenience. I actually live in another reality so like . . . You can just have the apartment ?

I - Fucking Hells ? ? ? Are you good ?

Bit excessive, but I get it.

. . . You can have the apartment, man. I'll spot you for rent.

". . . Huh. I figured you were a devil, not a demon. You seem awfully orderly, and you do live in Hell . . . I assume it's different here ?" Matthias sets the weights up, making sure to do a reasonable weight . . . but it's still relatively impressive for a mortal.

" . . . What do you even do for a living ? I mean, I can guess, but better to hear it straight from the horse's . . . Errr, dragon's mouth." The magus sighs - he stretches himself out, joints popping as he moves over to a bench to start deadlifting. "Errr . . . Spot me, fella ?"

Don't judge me for flirting with the incarnation of wrath. Or do, I probably deserve it.

Matthias sighs in an exaggerated manner, not really having expected this reaction . . . But he can work with it. "Do I deserve to ? Maybe not. Am I going to try anyways ? Eh, yeah. I'm only really flirting, I'm not actually interested in like . . . Doing anything. Besides maybe working out myself."

"What can I say ? Flirting with deities . . . Is not a past-time of mine." There's a pause as the incarnation of Wrath looks at the magus, who is both flustered and enjoying the attention. ". . . Well, unless you want to make it into a past-time ? Wouldn't mind seeing more of you.~"

Matthias won't balk at being called out, though he does give an awkward, almost flustered cough. "Ehe, ahumhm . . . Noooo ?" The magus responds sheepishly, rolling his shoulders in a dismissive and not-at-all convincing shrug. " . . . Okay fine, I think you're extremely handsome, happy ?"

Tragic . . . But fair.

"Yeah, sorry. I'm normally better at this. Haven't had my . . . Errr, our coffee yet. Been a long day, if you can believe it." A soft sigh escapes Matthias' lips as he stretches slightly, arms above his head. "So . . . Tell me a bit more abiut Hyrule. Or yourself ?"

ɪᴛ's ʟɪᴋᴇ - ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪғ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ, ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇs - ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.

🌊: HEY SO UH...I MADE. A THING.

. . . Do you like, need me to spot you, bud ? I'm not exactly in the gutter when it comes to money.

. . . You can crash in my apartment for all I care, fuck. Didn't know it was that bad.

🌊: time to run it back /j

"Oh nah, just . . . Passing through, honestly. Taking in the scenery." There's a pause. "Normally I'd get in a cheeky flirt, but . . . I'm tired. So how about, uh, you're handsome. I dunno." Way to go, dumbass. Absolute idiot.

Where indeed . . . "I wanted revenge at first. I know you come from Hell, but . . . In my universe, it's a a machine. A corporate, facistic plane of existence." Matthias allows her to sit next to him; not that he could stop her, nor would he want to. "I wanted to find the devil who ordered my -

🌊: the evil ass flaming octopus

🌊: why is nu udra there.

🌊: y'all i need some interactions pspspsps cmere

🌊: should i make an absolute flash account??? im really really tempted

ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴀᴛʜ ᴏғ ᴀsɢᴀʀᴅ!

🌊: the new absolute flash issue has me in shambles /pos

No. Not this week. Wait until next week for the evil bullshit. Please and thank you.

. Okay for fuck's sake, we JUST got done with one apocalyptic threat, can we NOT have a robot uprising right now.