Work is kinda killing me today ngl

Disclaimer: somewhere around 90% through I misclicked and took Dear Reader out of first, it will always be #1 My top 25 and bottom 25….hit me

Just fucking stop

Sorry???

I’ve been inspired, I’m going to do the ranking every Taylor song thing tonight and post my results lol

BREAKING: 23rd best album of the year is named statistical top album of the year

What is Taylor Swift’s best feature and why is it Two Is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls

The Go Fight Win chant in MAATHBP doesn’t get the credit it deserves tbh

This is crazy lmao

Please do this make me choose

When Rep TV comes out on New Years Day what then?

SORRY????? FLAV X1????? WHAT????

As of today, Taylor Allison Swift is fully eligible to run for President of the United States of America. Happy Birthday Taylor 😎

If that audio of Long Live/New Years Day/The Manuscript ever gets added to Spotify I will pass away

The saddest part of Eras being over is that I genuinely tried to find my way to a show for a year and a half and never got to go

Full body chills when she said this tbh

Woke up to the most devastating possible final show mashup possible

The first 100 has gone decently well lol

Bro that exe file is about to destroy you

Call me crazy but I could look at peoples wrapped’s all day

If a live eras mashup album hits Spotify I will have 100,000 minutes of Taylor on my wrapped next year

Keeping in mind that I don’t think wrapped counts local files

Real talk why did we never get “Karma is a Super Bowl ring coming straight home to me”

You’re telling me I was 3000 minutes, a measly 50 hours of listening, away from 0.1%…oh next year I’m gonna be at the top baby

The way they paused before he said it tells me Jason gives him shit about it constantly 😂😂

3 of the top 10 albums and one of them is 4 years old…unreal

Post Malone was number 4 on my wrapped and aside from a single listen through of his new album, that is entirely because of Fortnight and his version of Dial Drunk with Noah Kahan 😂

Going to work all day and having a great time doing what I love then getting off work and remembering exactly why my wrapped is the way it is….

Cool cool cool cool cool yeah cool cool for sure for sure cool

Wait the play animation for TTPD on Spotify…is this new??

I promised you all a chaotic wrapped and my top 5 we’re all from TTPD, so here’s what comes after my top 5 😂😂

Like and RT if Taylor talked to you on Spotify today

If you want to know how 2024 is gone, I’ve had my Spotify account for 12 years…loml is my top song…of all time

Yeah I’ll take top 0.5%

If only this trick worked for Disneyland Paris, I can never remember where it is

23rd best album of the year is simultaneously the number 1 most streamed album of the year

I want you all to know that for some reason every single year Kan** ends up in my top 10 even though I literally never listen to him anymore…back in the day I was super into his old stuff but I have zero idea why he’s ever still there

Always the superior platform

Yall truthfully aren’t ready for the chaos that my wrapped is going to be

Travis Kelce remains the luckiest man on the face of the earth

23rd best album of the year just went 6 times Platinum in 7 and a half months lmao

This is what peace feels like

I’ve never heard of 5 of the top 10 here and TTPD is somehow 23rd when it was a number 1 for half the year…make that make sense lol

Thread of my quest to complete every wordle of all time 🧵

What a word today lol Wordle 1,262 4/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Sharing my November receipt but I also feel the need to share my whole year because it’s been a strange month lol

Bro that’s literally two words

Somehow THIS book looks like it just arrived at the first bridge of the evening

I did NOT listen to that much Taylor this year for Spotify wrapped day not to happen

A warm hug with a side of dad jokes and Taylor Swift theories you know what I’m DELIGHTED with these results 😂😂