Hey, @paulhewson.bsky.social @themansplainer.bsky.social, where can I place a bet that there will be a Heated Rivalry musical (I’d dare say it’s probably already written!), and then parlay that with a bet that said musical will contain gratuitous nudity? #heatedrivalry #heatedrivalrythemusical

Nicki, meet Kanye.

Everyone badmouths rap music for objectifying women, and rightfully so. But seriously, have you heard what these country dudes have been saying about your sister? Ew.

Though I applaud Canada Post recognizing Canadian hip-hop pioneers, its limited spotlight is Toronto/Quebec-centric. They forgot Rascalz (Vancouver), MCJ and Cool G (Halifax), and Northern Touch (cross-Canada) - not to mention other Ontarians like Main Source, Dream Warriors, and Organized Rhyme!

The 2025-26 @nhlcanucks.bsky.social: the gift that just keeps on giving.

What do you call two feet of snow in Toronto? A good start.

More like Broke “Я” Us, am I right?!

Just bombed harder than a Venezuelan drug boat! Be sure to tip your waitresses, goodnight everybody!

A penny saved is an ulcer earned.

Never trouble trouble ‘til trouble troubles the electorate.

Sometimes I do weird things, sometimes weird things do me.

When Trump finally releases the 'Epstein list', the first name on it will read 'Not Donald Trump'.

Is it the goal to try to make Canada’s Olympic men’s hockey jersey uglier each time around? Because if so, then they have succeeded yet again.

I see somebody in charge at @pwhl--vancouver.bsky.social is a James Bond fan. #vancouvergoldeneyes

Hey @fcdallas.bsky.social, how much did it cost to buy the referee? Is this really how things are done in your league, @mls.bsky.social?! #mlsdecisionday

But Ken, the Blue Jays’ AA minor league team, the Vancouver Canadians, play here. Vancouver actually has more affiliation to the Jays! Nice try, though!

It’s funny, the paths you don’t see when you’re looking right at them.

It appears the revolution will be televised, but will lose in the ratings to Dancing with the Stars.

I have reports that the booze puddle on the infield at SkyDome still hasn’t dried up yet. #ALEastchanpions

15.24cm of Subway sandwich is 15.24cm of sub I’m still not gonna eat. Maybe make the sandwich better, not metric.

I’ll miss seeing broken Moosehead beer bottles at abandoned campground sites, smashed all about a still-smouldering fire pit. #ripmooseheadbeerbottle

It’s basically sensitivity and thoughtfulness versus insularity and thoughtlessness. It’s a bully-victim relationship, and we all know which side is which.

Perhaps the best clap-back to MAGAt arrogance to date! Well said, @charlieangus104.bsky.social!

Did somebody say ‘buy Canadian’?! Don’t mind if I do!! 🇨🇦

I just paid a brief visit to X and it’s more unhinged than ever, now that all the sane people have left. Wow.

‘Tell your dog I said hi’ car decals are the 2020s equivalent of ‘Honk if you’re horny’.

I always enjoy it when a player gets a point on their bobblehead night.

Nothing but blue sky over here and, bonus, no offensive Musky odour!