Y’all, my January has actually been soaking wet 💦

We interrupt our regularly scheduled Fcf programming to bring you this important update.

Justice for this poor little #humpday pic nearly lost to obscurity in a 2025 comments section. Thank god for y’all🥹🫂

Tell me you’re gay without saying a word.

Sorry your breakfast was late today, but it’s here now. 🧖🏻‍♂️ 🍜

Dec workout playlist add: Silence (Dimension remix) Delerium, Sarah McLachlan, John Summit. 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Permission to use #thongthursday as a vehicle for my back progress pic, sir 🫡

Celebrating a very blue #Miami tonight. Congrats 🍾 🇺🇸

The mods didn’t love trivia?! I guess I’ll just try to safely channel the gay awakening department store underwear boxes today #twt

Monday Gay Trivia: Gavin Rossdale is the lead singer of what rock band started in 1992? 😜

It’s all a sham and a foreign influence operation as we have been saying on @pivotpod.bsky.social for a while now.

babe, I think we overslept 😬😴

Tighty whities on a Tuesday? Groundbreaking

Just keeping the Monday mods on their toes. 🫣 Happy skeeting, friends

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

I was just wondering the same thing… 🤔

Dang, I guess unintentionally giving 2000s influencer is still giving 2000s influencer. Apologies 😓

💥 Dodgers Win Game 2 💥 🌊🌴 See y’all in LA ☀️😎

Mornin’ skeeters 🦋💙

Vaxxed not waxed 💪🏼 Happy boosted Thursday to everyone except RFK and the like.

Ready for whatever cums my way this #humpday 💦 😜 Have a good one y’all.

All this talk of grey sweatpants made me sweat in my own…

The 100 lowest-paying US corporations spent $644B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2024. Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay. The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year. Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M See the problem?

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Just looked in the mirror and this face is back… ⬇️⬇️⬇️ #Jocktober makes me so hungry 🥞

Good morning angels 🪽✨ go Dodgers

Fit check #jocktober

Halloween just got a whole lot less complicated 🙂‍↕️ Also, what is happening with iPhone auto exposure these days?

My breakfast of champions. What’s yours? 😜

Thank god she taught me how to openly sob without shame. Gonna need that today. Love you always, Diane

cheer me up? 🙇🏻‍♂️

Abughazaleh: I think Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague. And if the response from ICE to people exercising their first amendment right is to drive vehicles through them, they should not be an agency in the US.

Knuckle up 🥊

There’s that empty you-shaped spot again… 🙇🏻‍♂️💙

Y’all… that first workout back after a vacation and cold… sheesh 🫨😮‍💨

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind in the rapture

Hey sailor 🫡

Birthmark says good morning. We saved you a seat. ☕️👋🏻 #mcm

Now that I was just randomly asked to send a voice note of me rapping on Hinge, we can all agree on the rebrand to Unhinged, yeah?

Is this anything?

Bon soir skeeters 🦋

This is where I skeet from:

Using a #toweltuesday approach on another app to recruit holiday beach parking help in LA was so misguided.

Sup bruh 😎 ☀️ Note: still can’t tell the difference between b&w and monochrome #monochromemonday

Updates Grindr: delta 2251

Missed you… 🙂‍↕️😘

Exactly.