Never looked good in green TBH But humbly submitting for #softiesaturday 🙏🏼

The video felt more like a Friday thing. Amiright? Happy Friday boys. Go dodgers #fcf

Good morning angels 🪽✨ go Dodgers

I would’ve never expected a request for the back view, but here you go 😜 Happy #jocktober #humpday

Fit check #jocktober

Halloween just got a whole lot less complicated 🙂‍↕️ Also, what is happening with iPhone auto exposure these days?

My breakfast of champions. What’s yours? 😜

Thank god she taught me how to openly sob without shame. Gonna need that today. Love you always, Diane

Wait, I don’t think I have enough jocks to complete the month. Send help! 🆘 #jocktober

cheer me up? 🙇🏻‍♂️

Abughazaleh: I think Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague. And if the response from ICE to people exercising their first amendment right is to drive vehicles through them, they should not be an agency in the US.

Knuckle up 🥊

There’s that empty you-shaped spot again… 🙇🏻‍♂️💙

Y’all… that first workout back after a vacation and cold… sheesh 🫨😮‍💨

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind in the rapture

Hey sailor 🫡

Birthmark says good morning. We saved you a seat. ☕️👋🏻 #mcm

Now that I was just randomly asked to send a voice note of me rapping on Hinge, we can all agree on the rebrand to Unhinged, yeah?

Is this anything?

Bon soir skeeters 🦋

This is where I skeet from:

Using a #toweltuesday approach on another app to recruit holiday beach parking help in LA was so misguided.

Sup bruh 😎 ☀️ Note: still can’t tell the difference between b&w and monochrome #monochromemonday

Updates Grindr: delta 2251

Missed you… 🙂‍↕️😘

Exactly.

Fighting for the will to do that laundry in the corner. 🙄 #fitnessmotivation ? Ps if you’ve seen artier laundry-free b&w edits of this floating around other places, no you haven’t.

And without bsky vid audio issue? Testing, testing 🎙️👋🏻

I know it’s #fcf but I’m a mile-high shy guy today 🙈 Forgive me, or no?

The way these three-word “expressions” still have America’s suburbs in a choke hold. 🥵 But points for color coordination on a Monday, I guess.

Mornin’ skeeters Happy Saturday 👋🏻

Hello, my name is Kingofflop, and today I’ll be auditioning for the part of pool boy #1

Okay, we can check this box #tightywhitietuesday ✅

Is #tittietuesday a thing on #gaybluesky?

You know what to do 😉

Dang, realized I’ve been sayin’ good morning other places and nearly forgot my bsky best boys. Mornin’ y’all ☀️

🥊 CHOOSE YOUR FIGH— oh wait, it’s just me

Say it louderrrrr

Upcycled shade from @theother98.bsky.social on IG 😂

Turns out, late night fridge lighting is the same as photobooth lighting 🎞️

Ya know, supplements were just supplements until the gays started making them. 👦🏻 The link you need: friend-of-dorothy.co.uk?utm_medium=a... CODE: OFF10 💋 @friend-dorothy.bsky.social

If I’m your “gay bestie” and I approve this for posting, we’re actually enemies, and you never saw mean girls with me.

They always know when it’s #Caturday and start posing wherever want

Whyyyy has Q1 just felt like the CUPID’S GIRL video. 🆘

If I send you this, I have fear #whitelotus

Never trust anyone offering you piña coladas at night #whitelotus

Faves from #handsoff LA

This is the admin's goal: Taking "gender identity" out of government language, so that the private sector feels pressure to take it out, too, and a future court will rule that actually it's not protected. www.semafor.com/article/02/2...

Walk offs just hit different #gododgers