mexican john pork call that jonathan chicharron

oh okay fuck you guys too😒

is this place still alive?

christmas shopping for my nephew

lowkey bluesky fell off…

the substance, the hellp, the dare… bitch the job application!!

slap your own ass saturday

excited for thanksgiving today

feet are inherently sexual

holding space in the pho restaurant right now

listening to rosalia and holding space for her lyrics

my bf’s sister is asking for my wishlist…i’m too humble and mindful for this

there’s no bisexuals of bluesky because they’re not valid

you used to bleet on my skyline late night when i need your looove

after a long day hello bloomfs!!

hot cheetos are nature’s ozempic

when will i get added to beautiful girls with a childlike wonder of bluesky?

good morning bloomfs!!

i like to tell people that i met my current boyfriend in a psych ward with no additional details

it’s tongue that asshole tuesday!!👅

bomb cyclone is gonna hit seattle today but idgaf i’m still beating my meat

3 billon bloomfs the flourishing nation of kisst4r keeps on going!!

it’s milk that cock monday!!

i am human and i need to be loved just like everybody else does…

what it feels like to be a girl on here surrounded by gay twinks and bears posting hole

all this bleeting is just a knife

bf follows me here now no more esex!!

we don’t talk enough about how stressful halloween costumes are for the ADHD community

my girl goes bananas for my hairy monkey

unfortunately the ads have been working and i keep singing popular but i really hope it flops bc they’re trying too hard to make a barbie movie happen again

if i had a penis it would be five inches, fat, veiny, cut, brown shaft, and pink tip

when i was a little girl i always wished to become a deadbeat father

got selected for jury duty…judge kisst4r reporting for duty!!!

goodbye bloomfs…paws up forever

what it feels like to bleet over the oomfs that join but they don’t “get” it

and i feel them drown my name so easy to know and forget with this kiss😭😭😭😭

ANDY SAMBERG LOOKALIKE CONTEST IN DOWNTOWN SEATTLE!!

it’s suck on that fat pussy sunday!!

watched goodfellas last night and i wanted to fuck de niro’s pussy so badly🫦

before i went to a psych ward i was playing dress to impress so frequently that i got 3000 stars in 2 weeks like that should’ve been a sign

i love my bf that supports my fujoshi aspirations…

just saw a man with his whole fist up his ass on my skyline…yeah we need more girls on here STAT

my comfort albums🙂‍↕️

age gap relationship are only okay when the younger woman bosses around the older man

how to lose a bloomf in 10 days

that time i was bored so i gaslit an ex buzzfeed employee into thinking she came out as nonbinary

i love my 200 beautiful bloomfs😛