The prestigious “Board of Peace” say that their first priority will be to award the inaugural Board of Peace Prize to President Donald J Trump. Their second priority will be to establish a “Miss Teen Gaza” Beauty Pageant (nb: no amputees!) 🤔

Said by the person who had purile 4th grade insults about previous presidents, engraved onto brass plaques, and placed beneath their portraits, in the actual White House. No self awareness. 🤔

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It’s ironic that governments and institutions around the world are treating Trump like some sort of “make-a-wish-kid”, giving him planes, gold, phoney awards and naming stuff after him, -when he (& his family) stole money from ACTUAL make-a-wish-kids. 🤔

In a shocking act of defiance, Andrew has now changed his name; His new first name is Prince, and his surname will be Andrews. The Royal family are now in high level discussions about “the inevitability of having to get him neutered”.🤷🏻‍♂️ 🤔

Relax everyone. “IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN” 🤔 🤷🏻‍♂️

How to spot fascists: 1/. They will declare all opposition to fascism “illegal” and/or “terrorist organisations”. . . . 🤔 🤷🏻‍♂️

Cognitive dissonance: Parliament debating the shocking appointment of the awful Peter Mandelson as ambassador, while giving Epstein’s wingman a state visit tomorrow. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Corrupt, venal, obsessed with wealth and power, and with many pervy friends in high places, fluent in the language of perverts in high places. Mandelson was the exactly the perfect choice to be ambassador at the court of Mad King Donald. 🤷🏻‍♂️ You have to play the cards you’re dealt.

He had a family, children, parents, siblings, he had a life, hopes, dreams, a future. The same is true of each of the 11 unknown, unnamed individuals who were summarily executed by Trump, because “they looked like smugglers”. -No arrests, no evidence, no trials. 11 lives ended in a moment.

Religions use a lot of “props”; sacred relics, holy books and scrolls, lots of “symbolism”, and “magic objects”. That’s because they have nothing else to show you. Religions are a scam, and an obstacle to progress, and the root cause of violence, abuse, and deceit. Humanity needs to wake up. Fast

If robots can’t even recognise photos of traffic lights,🚦 - how are they going to recognise real ones, when they “self-drive” cars? 🤔

And this year’s Darwin Award goes to……. 77,302,580 American Voters. 😔

The algo obviously HATES us talking about this. So would you do us a favour and share? UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews youtu.be/WmFD42E5_W4

“Atheism is a belief” - In the same way that not-collecting stamps is a hobby. 🤔

I’m not American, I’m British, But I have an opinion, and it’s this: What made America “great” were the citizens, from all corners of the globe. Italian, Dutch, German, Spanish, Chinese, English, Scot’s, Irish, Jamaican, Cuban, Sicilian, Indian, Russian, Japanese, African, French, Swedish

“Atrophied” means reduction in size. Anyone else think Bruce’s skin is too small for him? 🤔 I think he meant something like “desiccated”. Though he’s clearly not. Trump should keep his ignorant, stupid mouth shut, and learn about something, anything. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Morality wasn’t invented by Christianity. Compassion, empathy, and kindness are qualities which humans have evolved, because they are beneficial to our survival and advancement. That’s why you will also find these qualities in communities which aren’t Christian. Don’t be fooled by these people. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I think that extreme right-wing politicians are now just deliberately breaking laws, raping people, murdering children, stealing shit, and fraudulent business practices, etc., just so that they can claim “political persecution” when they get caught and convicted. -Just because it worked for Trump. 🤔

“Give me all your mineral wealth, or we’ll cut you off, and then let Russia just take it”. Will 300 million Americans just sit back and watch this happen? Does this represent your values? -Asking for a friend. 🤔

What if it’s only a starter? 🤔

Trumps attempt to extort protection money from Zelensky went about as well as I expected. About 8 times he talked about “the RAW earth”. 😂 This man is so stupid, he didn’t know what rare earth was, now he’s forgotten the name of the thing that he didn’t know. It’s like “the oranges” all over again.

I read that as “the Mar-A-Lago liar” at first, either works. 🤔

“…. And the remaining 50% were gonna put tariffs on, very strong powerful tariffs, like nobody’s ever seen before…” Etc 🫤

If Zelensky really was a “dictator”, Trump would like him, & be trying to help him. 🤔

For a long time, I believed “race” was a mistake, and that there were no “valid races”. I’ve changed my mind; now, I believe there are about 7Billion different “races”.

The Gulf of Orange Spite. The Gulf of Presidential Despair. The Gulf of Cranial Vacuity, The Gulf of Petulant Crybabies. The Gulf of Loofa-faced Shit-gibbons. The Gulf of Acquiescence. The Gulf of “Many things”. The Gulf of Shattered Dreams. Just musing on stuff.,. 🤔

I’ve just bought some food from M&S, They’ve never bought anything from me. I’m being treated very badly by them, it’s a TRADE DEFICIT!!!! They need to be punished, to show I’m a tough negotiator. That’s Trumps “economic policy”, in a nutshell. 🤔

Can we have a sensible conversation about the (absurd IMO) belief that believing in a particular version of “the sk-pixie myth” magically “makes” you a “different race”, and that somehow “entitles” them to re-possess ancient lands. Because I don’t understand why this isn’t challenged.

DEI makes them angry. “WOKE” makes them angry. Any change to the status-quo makes them angry. ANY change makes them angry. Good. Keep doing it, things keep changing, things keep improving. Change is coming anyway. Drive them mad. Let them stew in their own anger. It’s what they deserve.

Religions all claim to know “what god wants”, but their only offered “evidence” for this alleged “mandate”, - is a book which they wrote.

If they’re right about global warming, soon, it will be renamed just “mar”.

Thought experiment/ Rhetorical question: What would happen if all surviving Palestinians were to simultaneously “convert” to “Judaism”? (Like Ivanka Trump did) -Would they all be embraced, given land, rights, homes and protection? I ask because this illustrates the stupidity of all religions.

Just deactivated my twitter account to get away from all that Ecolon-musk from that fat little flatulent South African space-moron. Remembered as the guy who told us to “elect the guy who said to inject bleach” He’s out of his tiny, ketamine-addled mind. Has he ever said anything remotely clever?

Am l the only person who is infuriated by all the killing currently happening because some people believe that a big, invisible sky-goblin “gave them the land”, some 3,000 odd years ago. It wouldn’t work as a defence in any other context, so why do “we” accept it as justification for Israel?