Seeing Cristian Roldan not even making the bench makes me sad

Look at these drone shots. Look at this atmosphere. You’re telling me you want to leave it for Renton?!? GTFO.

The US looked so much better after switching to a 433 from their 3421. Take Miles Robinson out of the lineup and they might actually be able to compete in this World Cup

Absolute thundercunt of a shot from Antonee Robinson, wow

There’s this kid in our new neighborhood who always barks at my dog when he rides by on his bike, and the little shit still does it even after I’ve repeatedly told him to stop. How bad would it be if I threw a stick/rock at his front tire spokes next time so he falls off?

Arguing with USMNT Twitter is like arguing with a rock but it can be entertaining sometimes

Could have been four if the USMNT would have not bottled 2018 qualifying

The Sounders are the fourth-lowest scoring (17) team in MLS heading into the World Cup break… woof

This World Cup break could not have come at a better time for the Sounders

Jackson Ragen was absolutely bailed out by Andrew Thomas there

If Andrew Thomas doesn’t get called into the USMNT camp post World Cup, we riot

Last Sounders match before the World cup break!!

AND ANOTHER ONE FOR JOHN STONES?! 😭 This City game has got me in tears

Bernardo Silva getting a guard of honor as he was getting subbed off for the last time in a City shirt got me on the verge of tears

Jesus that was poor from Kalani… rough start for the Sounders

Jesus what a horrible pass from Cristian…

We’re only 12 minutes into this Sounders match, and idk how much longer I can take listening to Warren Barton

Not only are the #Sounders on a 20-match unbeaten streak in all competitions at home, but they have also only lost two league games at home in the last two years

The audio for this Houston and Sounders game is shit lol

I’m so happy the international break is over because that means the Sounders are back!!

Hell yeah @timbersarmy.org friends #RCTID

What a wild decision from Andrew Thomas lol thank you Tino Lopez!

Jordan Morris, Jesus Ferreira, and Snyder Brunell all make their way into the game #Sounders

If Alex Roldan could get up that would be really nice… please

I just know that MLS Moves dude on twitter is losing his mind watching this LAFCxAustin match

I want to stay up to watch the Sounders CCC match, but I start work at 4:30 tomorrow… Whether I decide to stay up or not,

Judd goes down, that’s 100% a penalty. Ragen is incredibly lucky #Sounders

TINO LOPEZ YOU ABSOLUTE KING. Absolutely bailed out Jackson Ragen GIVE HIM THE CONTRACT #Sounders

Kingston had Georgi and Musovski running to his left, instead he went for wasteful shot that was easily saved my Daniel #Sounders

Another Sounders player goes into the book

Jesus Ferreira had Georgi in open space. He needs to play that ball sooner #Sounders

So, Nouhou gets an early yellow for a foul, but Jones completely takes out Cody Baker but gets nothing?? lol okay #Sounders

I’ve seen enough, sign Tino Lopez to a first team contract #Sounders

PAUL ROTHROCK OPENS THE SCORING!! Another Jesus Ferreira assist 👀 #Sounders

In no world should that be a yellow card for Nouhou #Sounders

Petkovic with two fantastic through balls to the wingers. It’s early, but I like what I see so far #Sounders

Captain Nouhou! 🫡

Thank you FC Dallas

NOUHOU

Derby day in the CCC #Sounders

I don’t think there’s a single manager in the world that can save this Tottenham team lol

World Cup in a few months, co-hosted by a country bombing an enemy whose key aim is to cause it vast economic damage. Hope someone’s doing a risk assessment on that.

On a slightly positive note, the #Sounders scored their first league goal against away against RSL since 2020. That’s something I guess.

That ball from Guilavogui was wild. Sounders are lucky Solans sent it wide 😮‍💨

Tonight TIFO #Sounders

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*second biggest, after Stu Hawkins, #USMNT center-back prospect.

Full kit comes out tomorrow, but here’s what the Sounders top looks like!

Hearing someone shout out every Latin American, North American, and South American country, with representatives (I’m going to assume) holding their flags, moved me to tears. Incredible