The WYTCH + WIZARD are tag-teaming their wonder-twins powers today. Say it with me “The power of a glass of beer that tastes like a peanut butter + jelly sandwich!” • I’m Not Your Bitch, Bitch [Peanut Butter + Jelly] Smoothie Sour Now | Pours | Crowlers

YESSSSSS. The WIZARD making the perfect pour while sporting his @cryptopsyofficial hat + @peelingfleshok shirt. He has good taste, don’t you think? • Filthy [Peaches & Cream + Crumb Cake + Vanilla] Smoothie Sour Peaches & cream! OH MY it next level delicious! Thursday Afternoon | Pours | Crowlers

Ah, the WIZARD + the WYTCH up to some shenanigans, but notice he doesn’t spill a drop of this little gem… • Dia De Los Muertos [Gingerbread Eggnog Edition] Cream Stout Straight from the teet of the Christmas Goat, this creamy treat is perfect for all of your holiday celebrations (and woes)!

The WYTCH is crafting some serious BLACK MAGIC this week with a new smoothie sour inspired by a classic • I’m Not Your Bitch, Bitch [Peanut Butter + Jelly] Smoothie Sour The classic Peanut Butter + Jelly, but with our ultra-thiccc-boi cream treatment. Thursday Afternoon

Ah, yeah! The WYTCH is channeling some Bjork (metal style, of course) to gear her up for making one of our highest rated Cream Stouts we've made...yet! • Phantasm [Mudslide Oreo Milkshake Edition] Cream Stout The Oreo Goblin has seen fit to bestow his gifts upon us once again! Wednesday afternoon

That is the Triple Truth, Ruth

Reminder: ANY 16-oz Pour is $5 OFF today + Monday including our slushies. You know, life changing gems like: • Why Is the Watermelon Crawling? [Watermelon + Lime Margarita + Habanero] Smoothie Sour $5 Off promotion includes any 16-oz pour of drafts, slushies, cans, or crowlers.

A trip to the Tap Room + this could be yours: • Suck-It, Bitches [Salted Fudge + Dark Chocolate Brownie] Cream Stout Quote from Untappd: Like drinking a milkshake that’ll put hair on your chest! Now | Pours | Crowlers

That silly WIZARD...always up to shenanigans. But his antics are the perfect way to remind you that we run 2 CROWLER flavors through the slushy machine every week. Oh, and they are...LIFE CHANGING! GYSOT. • Why Is the Watermelon Crawling? [Watermelon + Lime Margarita + Habanero] Smoothie Sour

YESSSSSS! Dropping serious heat this week... • F.U. Bitches + Your Grandmother Too [Peanut Butter + Coconut + Maple] Cream Stout Named after our favorite comeback of all times "FUBAYGMT", this one is oozing with dessert flavors. Peanut Butter? Check. Coconut? Uhm, yeah. Now | Pours | Crowlers

The commitment of the WIZARD + the whole Adroit Crew…filming pour videos in the rain • I’m Not your Bitch, Bitch! [Peanut Butter + Jelly] Smoothie Sour 2x crowlers inspired by Xul Kill the Lights Festival. Peanut Butter + Jelly, but with our ultra-thiccc-boi cream treatment.

I’m wondering if the WIZARD is having an existential crisis. One too many videos in his full regalia? I’m sure he will be fine… • This Shit Is Bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S - Cream Stout Fresh bananas + dark chocolate to our cream stout treatment. Uh-huh, this my sh*t. Now | Pours | Slushies | Crowlers

You know the season; it’s PUMPKIN SPICE TIME 🎃🎃🎃 • Ossuary [Pumpkin Spice Eggnog] Cream Stout As you know, the grocery store shelf is loaded with all sorts of “pumpkin spice” everything. That’s a bit much for sure, but in all fairness, doesn’t THIS sound delicious?

The WIZARD coming correct with an epic pour of this THICCC BOI… • Splurge [Salted Caramel Fudge Cheesecake] Cream Stout We occasionally get the question of how many calories are in a cream stout. Better we keep that under wraps, but suffice to say...this is your daily SPLURGE.

YESSSSS! This beer was a HUGE hit + we sold out much quicker than we expected, so this week we are bringing it back... • Why Is the Watermelon Crawling? [Watermelon + Lime Margarita + Habanero] Smoothie Sour The sweet familiarity of Watermelon to the salty lime base + some Habaneros for a zing

In addition to 2 new can releases we’re dropping 5 new crowlers today including this little dandy… • Splurge [Salted Caramel Fudge Cheesecake] Cream Stout We occasionally get the question of how many calories are in a cream stout. Suffice to say...this is your daily SPLURGE.

An exciting week with 2 NEW cans including this devastating new gem… • Battlemaster - west Coast Triple IPA A revamped version of this beer from last June. Double Dry Hopped Simcoe | Citra Available in Draft + Cans.

It’s next level + life changing for sure.

Oh my! Look at that creamy color!! Our latest Oreo themed Crowler project arrives this week + it is not to be missed... • Get in My Belly!! [Oreo Apple Pie a la Mode Vanilla Milkshake] Smoothie Sour Inspired by this month’s limited edition Vanilla Oreo: Apple Pie a la Mode

We’re debating what beers (or “beer-shakes” for the uninitiated) on the web-store for September shipping. Anybody interested in seeing this one make a return? • That Headbanger Boogie [Orange Julius Creamsicle] Smoothie Sour Inspired by an Orange Julius + twice as nice!

YESSSSSS. Your eyes do not deceive you. Today + tomorrow we are taking $5.00 off the price of any 16-oz pour at the Tap Room. That could be off a Pilsner or a Cream Stout or anything in between! Yep, no limits (other than over indulgence) so stop by today or tomorrow to enjoy!

When we say this beer is NEXT LEVEL DELICIOUS you have to take it in context of how many other DELICIOUS beers we’ve made over the years. Seriously, if you don’t love this beer, we probably don’t have anything in common • The A.P. [Sweet Tea + Lemonade + Peach] Sour Pours | Slushy | Crowlers

I have two words that should motivate you to visit Adroit Theory this week...CAGE MATCH • Cage Match [Oreo vs. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Blizzard Milkshake] Cream Stout Yep, it's back + meaner than ever! If you've ever had a DQ Blizzard Milkshake than you know. Thursday | Pours | Crowlers

Soooooo….this is happening today • It's Pink, Good Enough to Drink [Strawberry Colada] Smoothie Sour⁠ ⁠ Serious poolside in Miami vibes with this one. YUMMY! Damn, this one is tasty...and beautiful to look at! Drops Thursday Afternoon | Pours | Crowlers

You love Mint Oreo’s as much as we do? Well, today is your lucky day as we are brining back this homage to the ultimate Oreo variant: • Lucky You [Mint Oreo Mocha Sweet Cream Iced Coffee] Cream Stout Yep, everyone’s favorite mint Oreo cookies swirled into our cream stout base.

It’s officially FALL, but that doesn’t mean we can’t drop a smoothie Sour that tastes like SUMMER! • It’s Pink, Good Enough To Drink [Strawberry Colada] Smoothie Sour Damn, this one is tasty. Definitely channeling a poolside in Miami vibe with this one. YUMMMM!⁠ Drops Wednesday

Ah, the Wizard up to his shenanigans. And yes, he used a pair of scissors to pop that can. The WYTCH is clearly tuckered out after making over 200 Crowlers for your imbibing pleasure this weekend. Stop by and say hello + enjoy these gems she made this week.

If this doesn’t motivate you to come visit…I don’t know what will😔😔😔 • Death By Chocolate [Brownie Batter Chocolate Cheesecake] Cream Stout The name pretty much sums it up. We back more chocolate than you can shake a stick at, and gave it a cheesecake inspired twist.

This week we dropped 4x new cans + 11x new crowlers incl. this glorious concoction which is available now: • Get In My Pie-Hole! [White Peach + Passion Fruit + Lychee + Coconut] Smoothie Sour You’ll wonder why you didn’t stuff this into your PIE-HOLE sooner. Pours | Crowlers

We're breaking out the BIG GUNS for Labor Day! How about 11x NEW CROWLERS including the best of the best from this year. You know, stuff like: • Holy Jeezus… [Bourbon Maple Pecan + Salted Caramel Milkshake] Cream Stout Yep. Holy Jeezus followed by “that’s f!cking delicious!”

We’re dropping 11x new crowlers this week to celebrate the Holiday! • Dia De Los Muertos [Eggnog + Coconut + Maple] Cream Stout The eggnog version of our cream stout is one of our most popular versions + we’ve taken it to a whole new level w/ the addition of Coconut + Maple Syrup Thursday

That silly WIZARD and his epic pours… • Avextir [Triple Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach] Smoothie Sour Sooooo, if we’re going to make it better, we simply increase the amount of fruit. 3x in this case! You are welcome.⁠

Uh-oh, the WIZARD is showing a little leg while he pours the most delicious cream stout we've made in a bit: • Dough Boi Fresh [Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Cookie Dough] Cream Stout We mashed up those delectable little cookie bites with our Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Cream Stout

Our latest “fun beer” pictured with our classic Czech Pilsner… • Why Is the Watermelon Crawling? [Watermelon + Lime Margarita + Habanero] Fruited Sour It is like neon-pink in person, and tastes like a Watermelon Jolly Rancher + a salty Margarita had a love child.

Ho, ho, ho. Look what the WYTCH has concocted for us today… • Avextir [Triple Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach] Smoothie Sour Sooooo, if we’re going to make it better, we simply increase the amount of fruit. 3x in this case! You are welcome.⁠ Now | Pours | Crowlers

Yo. The title tells you everything you need to know… • Dough Boi Fresh [Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Cookie Dough] Cream Stout We mashed up those delectable little cookie bites with our Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Cream Stout. A match made in “dessert heaven”.

The WIZARD has fallen + he can’t get up! Uh, no, sorry...he’s fine. Pouring himself a glass of this little gem which is avail. today • Selena Gomez Horchata Oreo [Chocolate + Cinnamon] Cream Stout OREO is doing our job; we’ve been wanting to make a Horchata flavor + boom...this little gem appears

We have 10 Crowler options today at the Tap Room including this little gem… • The Christmas Orange [Dark Chocolate Covered Orange] Cream Stout Rich, decadent cacao enveloping the bright, citrus flavors of orange. Check, check, and check.

The WIZARD + WYTCH up to no good on the slushy machine. Oh, and this week’s flavors are life changing. You really should be here… • Ossuary [Mudslide Oreo Milkshake Edition] Cream Stout • MINDBLOWN [Strawberry & Cream Vanilla Crumb Cake Edition] Smoothie Sour

Holy THICCCNESSS! Yes, one of the thickest + tastiest Cream Stout we make. The most delicious thing you've ever had...period. • Death by Chocolate [Brownie Batter Cheesecake Milkshake] Cream Stout Available to ship for a limited time. ⁠ adroittheory.myshopify.com/collections/...

We caught the WIZARD doing, well…WIZARD STUFF.

I believe in a thing called love Just listen to the rhythm of my heart There’s a chance we could make it now We’ll be rocking ‘til the sun goes down • Island Sunset [Mango + Pineapple + Pomegranate + Vanilla + Tajin] Smoothie Sour #FruitBeer #SourBeer #SourBeers #FruitedSour

Is this the WIZARD torturing you with some delayed gratification? Maybe…but it’ll be totally worth it! • Extracted [Passion Fruit + Mango + Guava] Smoothie Sour   It will make you wonder if you are drinking an alcoholic smoothie. Answer: yes.

It's great to have the WIZARD back + in his full regalia to boot! This week is the largest number of new beers (17 to be certain) we've dropped at one time since Dawn of a Dark Day. You don't WANT to be here; you NEED to be here • Coven [Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Oreo Vanilla Milkshake] Cream Stout

Yes. These would be right up Andy’s alley

If you stop by the Tap Room today you can indulge in this ultimate smoothie or you can grab our latest cream stout….or better yet BOTH!! • Mango Whip [Mango Creamsicle With White Chocolate + Vanilla] Smoothie Sour Or: Djinn [Oreo Cookie Dough Cheesecake] Cream Stout Now | Pours | Crowlers

We’re dropping 3 magical Crowlers this week including this ULTRA-THICCC little gem… • Djinn [Oreo Cookie Dough Cheesecake] Cream Stout When we say THICCCC we are not kidding around!!⁠ Wednesday Afternoon | Pours | Crowlers

EVERYDAY is a good day to visit your pals at Adroit Theory, but hey, it’s SUNDAY FUNDAY • Trick Or Treat [Oreo + Reese’s PB + Snickers Bar + Butterfinger + Kit Kat] Cream Stout • Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour • I Don’t Wanna Eat the Cobbler! Smoothie Sour

This is Halloween, this is Halloween...in JULY! Yes, thank you Marilyn Manson for setting the mood. Our homage to all things Halloween Candy Basket is back • Trick Or Treat [Oreo + Reese’s PB Cup + Snickers Bar + Butterfinger + Kit Kat Halloween Mashup] Cream Stout Now | Pours | Crowlers

This week we already dropped 2 new cans and tomorrow we drop 1 new bottle. Also, tomorrow afternoon we drop 3 devastating new crowlers including this little diddy: • Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? Wednesday