More delicious (and somewhat nutrious) options for those of you not doing DIET-DRY JANUARY....⁠ ⁠ • Death By Chocolate [Brownie Batter Chocolate Cheesecake] Smoothie Sour⁠ ⁠ So, I think the name of this one pretty much sums it up. ⁠ ⁠ Thursday | Pours | Crowlers⁠

Coming to Adroit this week just be on you Priority List. If not, you should de-prioritize your Priority List + move us to the top...⁠ ⁠ • Strawberry-Strawberry Swisher Part 7 [Strawberry Shortcake] Smoothie Sour⁠ ⁠ GYSOT ASAP.⁠ ⁠ Thursday | Pours | Crowlers⁠

Christmas has come + gone, but you can drink EGGNOG anytime. If you missed our EGGNOG themed cream stout, you have one more chance to scoop it up... •  Silent Night / Deadly Night [Eggnog With Brandy Barrel Aged Maple Syrup Christmas Spice Mashup] Cream Stout Thursday

THIS is the week to visit Adroit!!! We're dropping 3x NEW CANS + 6x NEW CROWLERS. Uhm yeah. Being on a diet + attempting DRY JANUARY is for quitters (and losers). The 3rd (of 3) NEW CANS is the 5th release in our EVANGELION series: ⁠ • Evangelion V. Ramiel - Hazy Triple IPA⁠

We're dropping 3x NEW CANS + 6x NEW CROWLERS this week! Screw DRY JANUARY! The 2nd (of 3) NEW CANS is the final release in our series paying homage to the TRANSFORMERS...⁠ ⁠ • Operation Warfare: Insurgency - Hazy Double IPA⁠ ⁠ Double-Dry Hopped | Motueka | Citra⁠

As we turn our attention to the first full week of January we are excited to announce that we are dropping 3x NEW CANS + 6x NEW CROWLER PROJECTS. Yesssss. To hell with Dry-January! First up is a collab with the mighty Ghost Town Brewing : • Last Stand - West Coast IPA

Pop that can if you’ve got one! This stout is basically perfect, and no better time than the present! • Confessions - Russian Imperial Stout This one is a full bodied dark stout with notes of roast, coffee + dark chocolate. Bitterness is balanced against the booziness

Jonesing for some Adroit Theory beer, but can’t make it to the Tap Room. We dropped some of our new releases at the Wegmans in Chantilly, VA. Highlights: • Invisible Art - Black IPA • Confessions - RIS • Revenge of the Damned - Porter • Compendium of Flavor Fantasy - Box Set

Can we pour you a pint of our latest Triple IPA? • Cosmic Oblivion - Hazy TIPA Generous haze + minimal perceived bitterness. Aromas of freshly cut mango + juicy peach waft out of the glass. The malt body is light + fluffy silky smooth DDH | Riwaka | Motueka | Wakatu

It’s not everyday we drop OUR FAVORITE beer. Seriously, you should hustle on out here… • Invisible Art - Imperial Black IPA This is our favorite beer we make...and that is saying something! It also happens to be our homage to the band TOOL DDH | Mosaic | Simcoe | Amarillo

There is still time to swing by + snag our latest (and dope AF IMO) latest HAZY… • Death of Civilization In Slow Motion V. - Hazy DIPA In what might be the best named beer of all time, our homage to the Road Warrior: Fury Road is back + meaner than ever!

That silly WIZARD. Spilling the delightfully delicious Hogman’s Truffle all over the place… • Hogman’s Truffle [Heath Candy Bar + Salted Caramel] Cream Stout English Toffee in a creamy, melted milkshake style body with intense notes of Chocolate + Salted Caramel. Now | Pours | Crowlers

While some of you suffer through “Dry-Diet-January” the rest of us are having the best time ever at Adroit. You know, enjoying decadent treats like this little gem: • Millions of Peaches [Peach Dreamsicle] Smoothie Sour Peaches, peaches + more peaches + a dash of vanilla cream

Damn. We’ve missed having this beer at the Tap Room… • Il Libro Di Cagliostro - Belgian Tripel Flavor is complex yet delicious: Belgian Carmel and Candi flavors play with the currants to create a delicate yet crushable offering. Beware, the 10% ABV is well masked.⁠

We are back at it kicking out new Adroit gems to help ease you into 2026! Our brand new HAZY is in cans + ready for you to crush.. • Death of Civilization In Slow Motion V. - Hazy DIPA In what might be the best named beer of all time, our homage to the Road Warrior: Fury Road

Yo! We tempting you away from Dry January yet? I mean check that color bro… • DRIP [Grape Creamsicle] Smoothie Sour Familiar purple grape sweet + juicy flavor with the vanilla creaminess of a melted milkshake. Mission accomplished! Now | Pours | Crowlers

We KNOW you ain’t staying on that “dry diet” nonsense. Head over to Adroit + let’s get after it • Cookies & Cream 4 Life [Oreo Blizzard Milkshake] Cream Stout Rich, creamy, and loads of that familiar cookies & cream flavor. Yep, plus alcohol...nailed it! Now | Pours | Crowler

You on “Dry January”? Yeah, OK. We’ll see you at the Tap Room at noon… • Holy Jeezus… [Bourbon Maple Pecan + Salted Caramel Milkshake] Cream Stout Bourbon barrel aged maple goodness with loads of pecans + of course salted caramel. Ultra THICCC + double delicious. Friday

Once again IT’S ON!! We’re back at it kicking ass in 2026, and we made this devastating little banger for you. Literally…for you 👀😛 • Cosmic Oblivion- Hazy TIPA Aromas of freshly cut mango + juicy peach waft out of the glass Double Dry-Hopped | Riwaka | Motueka | Wakatu

Cheers, thanks for the support!

Happy New Year! For our first post of 2026 it is fitting to be about our favorite beer we made in 2025. Invisible Art. An absolutely perfect Black IPA in our humble opinion. Sadly, not a great yield so we only have 6 cases at the Tap Room + open 12-8pm • Invisible Art - BIPA

Seems fitting that our last post of 2025 is as beautiful (and limited) of a beer we can make⁠ ⁠ • Confessions - Russian Imperial Stout⁠ ⁠ We are down to the last few cans + keg of this one. ⁠ Notes of roast, coffee + dark chocolate. Bitterness is balanced against the booze

Our 2nd to last post for 2025 is a reminder that on Friday this could be yours...⁠ ⁠ • DRIP [Grape Creamsicle] Smoothie Sour⁠ ⁠ We've made purple grape sweet + juicy flavor with the vanilla creaminess of a melted milkshake. Mission accomplished!⁠ ⁠ Friday | Pours | Crowler

Just canned today tasting...APOCALYPTIC⁠ ⁠ • Death of Civilization In Slow Motion V. - Hazy Double IPA⁠ ⁠ Our homage to the Road Warrior: Fury Road is back + meaner than ever! A 5-part series that focuses on our shared future. Part Just canned today + tasting...APOCALYPTIC⁠

Hell to the yeah! Check out what we just canned today!!⁠ ⁠ • Il Libro Di Cagliostro - Belgian Tripel with Black Currants⁠ ⁠ This brew is all about showcasing the mash up: Belgian Yeast and Black Currants. ⁠ ⁠ Now | Draft Pours | Cans⁠

We’re dropping 6x new Crowler projects this week including this devastating little morsel…. • Cookies & Cream 4 Life [Oreo Blizzard Milkshake] Cream Stout If you’ve had an Oreo Blizzard Milkshake from Dairy Queen than you know EXACTLY what we were shooting for on this one!

It's been over 4 years since we've made this little gem; you do NOT want to miss out again...⁠ ⁠ • Cosmic Oblivion - Hazy Triple IPA⁠ ⁠ Aromas of freshly cut mango + juicy peach waft out of the glass. ⁠ DDH | Riwaka | Motueka | Wakatu⁠

Look what else got canned today! Hell to the yeah!⁠ ⁠ • Il Libro Di Cagliostro - Belgian Tripel with Black Currants⁠ ⁠ Flavor is complex yet delicious: Belgian Carmel and Candi flavors play with the currants to create a delicate yet crushable offering ⁠ Now | Pours | Cans

Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas to you (and us)!!! Look what just rolled off the canning line ⁠ • Invisible Art - Imperial Black IPA⁠ ⁠ This is our favorite beer we make...and that is saying something! It also happens to be our homage to the band TOOL, so that is also awesome!

In addition to 4x NEW CANS this week, we're dropping 6x NEW CROWLER projects including 2x Smoothie Sours + 4x Cream Stouts. Serious heavy hitters including...⁠ ⁠ • Holy Jeezus… [Bourbon Maple Pecan + Salted Caramel Milkshake] Cream Stout⁠ ⁠ Yep. Holy Jeezus followed by “that’s f!cking delicious!”

In addition to being a METAL aficionado, our WIZARD is apparently a dance music prodigy as this is what happens when no customers are looking... Feel free to sneak up on him today + catch him in the act.

More FILTHINESS coming your way...⁠ ⁠ • Filthy [Peaches & Cream + Crumb Cake + Vanilla] Smoothie Sour⁠ ⁠ Blending the familiar flavor of Peaches with an absurd amount of Vanilla Cream, and the best party of a Crumb Cake...the CRUMB! Friday

Ah, yeah! Your buddies at Adroit are cranking out this little gem this week. Get those tastebuds ready!!!⁠ ⁠ • DRIP [Grape Creamsicle] Smoothie Sour⁠ ⁠ A sour that blends purple grape sweet + juicy flavor with the vanilla creaminess of a melted milkshake ⁠ Friday

Tomorrow is the return of this heavy hitter...⁠ ⁠ • Il Libro Di Cagliostro - Belgian Tripel with Black Currants⁠ ⁠ Nose is familiar Belgian esters and the introduction of the essence of currants. Flavor is complex yet delicious ⁠ Drops Tuesday afternoon

If you cannot wait until the new CROWLERS drop on Friday, we do have this little gem in stock today!⁠ ⁠ • Strawberry-Strawberry Swisher Part 7 [Strawberry Shortcake] Smoothie Sour⁠ ⁠ Loads of fresh strawberries blast out from this fruity concoction w/ notes of vanilla + cake

There is a "tear in my beer" for real tho. A part broke on our canning machine, so we had to slide the canning of this beer (which happens to be my favorite) to tomorrow. Sigh. I guess it will be worth the wait...⁠ ⁠ • Invisible Art - Imperial Black IPA⁠ ⁠ DDH | Mosaic | Simcoe | Amarillo⁠

The 4th (and final) NEW CAN this week is the return of a beer we've only made once before...and that was 4+ years ago!!⁠ ⁠ • Cosmic Oblivion - Hazy Triple IPA⁠ Double Dry-Hopped | Row aka | Motueka | Wakatu⁠ ⁠ Drops Wednesday afternoon.⁠

The 3rd (of 4) NEW BEERS this week is the 5th (and conclusion) of our homage to all things of our apocalyptic future...⁠ ⁠ • Death of Civilization in Slow Motion V. Temple - Hazy Double IPA⁠ ⁠ In what might be the best named beer of all time, our homage to the Road Warrior: Wednesday Afternoon

The 2nd (of 4) NEW CANS this week is the return of this absolute stunner...⁠ ⁠ • Il Libro Di Cagliostro - Belgian Tripel with Black Currants⁠ ⁠ Drops Tuesday afternoon.

As we turn. our attention to next week, we are excited to announce we are dropping 4x NEW CANS + a boat-load of NEW CROWLERS!! 1st up is a beer I am a little biased about; my personal favorite Adroit Theory beer!!!⁠ ⁠ • Invisible Art - Black IPA⁠ Monday afternoon

All signs are pointing to Adroit...⁠ ⁠ We dropped 3x new hazies: ⁠ ⁠ • Matriphagy - Hazy DIPA⁠ ⁠ • Memories Change Their Shape - Hazy DIPA⁠ ⁠ • Morpheus - Hazy TIPA⁠ ⁠ We also have a banging line up of Crowler projects. ⁠

Today at the Tap Room… • Cage Match [Oreo Vs. Reese’s PB Cup Blizzard Milkshake] Cream Stout If you’ve ever had a DQ Blizzard Milkshake than you know what we are shooting for in terms of consistency/flavor...And DAMN if we didn’t nail it.

A quick trip to the Tap Room today could net you one of our EGGNOG themed cream stouts + a visit with the WYTCH herself...⁠ ⁠ • Dia De Los Muertos [Peppermint Oreo Eggnog Edition] Cream Stout⁠ ⁠ Conditioned on loads of Peppermints, OREO Cookies + the Adroit Cream Treatment.

More gems at the Tap Room today:⁠ ⁠ • Morpheus - Hazy TIPA⁠ ⁠ Juicy, creamy + insanely drinkable. An ultra-hazy appearance with a pillowy + fluffy body. Tropical aromas dominate with impressions of Passion Fruit, Ripe Lime + Lychee ⁠ DDH | Riwaka | Motueka | Nelson Sauvin⁠

More options to order Adroit beer for shipping right to your home...⁠ ⁠ • Coven - Russian Imperial Stout⁠ ⁠ Roast malt dominates with balanced hop bitterness. Flavors suggest dark roast coffee and dried cacao nibs. Cans: adroittheory.myshopify.com/collections/...

Since we are closed today, we figured we’d highlight a few forthcoming releases you can preorder today. 2nd up is a collab with @ghosttownbrewing out of CA. A Westie checking all the boxes… • Last Stand - West Coast IPA Cans: adroittheory.myshopify.com/collections/...

MERRY CHRISTMAS! We’re closed today, but open tomorrow (12/26) from 12-8pm. Since there is no option to buy Adroit Theory in person, we figured we’d highlight some beers you can purchase today on our webstore for shipping. • Infiltrator LV426 - 4 Count Variety Box Set

What are you getting into this Christmas Eve? Us…. • Confessions - Russian Imperial Stout (16.66% ABV) Afull bodied dark stout with notes of roast, coffee + dark chocolate. Bitterness is balanced against the booziness, all of which is enveloped in a rich, bold body

Hopefully you already swung by for your Adroit Theory re-stock as we’re closed now until noon on Friday 12/26 where we will be open 12-8pm. See ya then!

Hopefully you already swung by for your Adroit Theory re-stock as we’re closed now until noon on Friday 12/26 where we will be open 12-8pm. See ya then!