fictional consenting nipples: the sequel nobody wanted

minmaxed for anti-salt

recursive giffed horse plinko

Anti-lick justifies my cbat

new pirate dropped: hellfire douglas, the frying dutchman he painted flames on the sides of his boat his boyfriend thinks it's cool

why do they call it french kissing and not tongueshaking

llms cannot have my semicolons

snumpus

wheres the Book of Ringo.

if girlcock is hen then boypussy is tom

promoted from girlboss to womanager

reviving my petition to rename foaming hand soap to foap

who decided to call it cockvore and not dejaculation

dhalsim boob grab

antarticuno

wonder if my invisible follower knows where the butt aliens went I miss them

gonna bit-by-bit port some of my old shitpost tweets to here I think, they don't deserve to stay cooped up on a terminally locked account even if very few people saw them before that

anyway here's big lemon oreo it's one of the things I've ever done

well guess I'm here now kinda probably not really tho I'm kinda burnt on social media also not sure why my first account is a remake of my stupid shitpost-y twitter acc rather than one of my usual handles but w/e lol