i can't stop thinking about the fact pluribus is probably the most expensive yuri ever produced... like, thank you vince

this was a lethal fucking combo oh my god... I LOVE LESBIAN FICTION

though i'm getting sad that we're almost done watching xena i tend to underestimate how much i need xena to live because very soon after i finished watching it the first time, xena thursdays started... but now it's a year and a half later and we only have six episodes left to go 🥹

tonight my weekly xena group watch is on an all timer extremely yurifull episode (when fates collide) and then right after that finishes it's PLURSDAY baby... #LoveWins 🙂🙂🙂

it's so messed up that my weird character-driven sci-fi loving, moe middle aged woman loving, lesbian widow loving, genius yuripig best friend has been ON VACATION, HAVING FUN FOR TWO WEEKS while pluribus is airing... as soon as they step foot back in their country i'm putting them in the pluribizer

you know, given carol sturka's age and the flavor of romance she writes it's extremely fucking likely that she was writing xena warrior princess fanfic in the 90s... what a wonderful world

waiting with bated breath for the pluribus equivalent of the scene with baru and iscend where iscend is like "baru, fuck me? please? btw my residual mkultra conditioning means i'll cum extra hard since you embody The Empire" and baru is like (fingers halfway in her pussy) "um, this isn't ethical..."

i don't have any wrestling shirts so callisto is filling in

job has been so bad. a new manager started yesterday so i'd finally have someone else at the building to help and she quit after 3 hours. at that point all you can do is laugh. but anywayyy tomorrow i'm driving an hour after work to see women stab each other with thumbtacks and stuff. should be fun.

it's funny that the end result of my months-long attempt at fujoism via the work of anne rice was me reading her hetero magnum opus (the witching hour) and loving it waaay more than any of the vampire yaoi cuz at da end of the day... i just like women the most. even when they're tragically straight.

i'm so ridiculously excited for the new spartacus show coming out next month... crazy feeling to fall in love show 12 years after it ended and then learn they're making a new AU spin-off and against all odds it looks incredibly good and seems to have all the stuff that made me love the original 🥹

pluribus REALLY reminds me of the work of my favorite contemporary speculative author, seth dickinson... it has a similar fixation with taking thought experiment concepts to their logical extremes everyone check out baru cormorant (excellent, the best ever) or exordia (more flawed but still good) 🫵😎

i'm reading the anne rice book about castrati as part of my Armand Studies and the two central characters being introduced with following lines respectively cracked me up... chucking them right into the 70s BL character torment nexus

my dad kind of hilariously watches the wednesday show since he likes the original addams family and even more hilariously in describing the plot to me he goes "so basically they're at alice academy"... his anime knowledge is so random (stuff that was on demand or aired on IFC in the late 2000s)

HAPPY AGE GAP AUTUMN!!! ♨️🎑👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🍁🍂

was a huge honor to witness THE PRETTIEST APPLE biting people right in front of me last night... her match was crazyyy also felt so surreal to be able to just go up to her merch table during the intermission and chat, i was like oh this must be how underground idol fans feel... oshibudo-ing it

going to see wrestling in person for da first time tonight cuz i found out that the hottest indie promption right now does events in my city all the time and ALSO books tons of tjpw/adjacent joshi talent... my favorite wrestler (shoko nakajima) was in my city a bunch last year AND I HAD NO IDEA 🥲

i gotta say as someone who is more of a sci-fi person and never really had a vampire phase growing up anne rice was really cooking with how her vampires work... i wasn't expecting how much aspects would constantly remind me of GFL and like, clone/android/other human simulcra stuff (which i love)

guy selling me this fishing vest going "it's just in time for the season!" no idea i'm getting it to wear with nothing underneath next time i'm at the dyke bar...

xena turned 30 years old yesterday... thinking about the planned sappho musical episode that died in music rights hell where sappho and her GF were going to be gabby and xena lookalikes in a bdsm relationship sappho keeps her GF on a leash and of course gabby and xena then have to pretend to be them

these plans have gone so awry i wanted to rewatch hannibal after finishing damages to compare the dynamics, then i wanted to read the vampire chronicles since i heard they were an influence on (NBC) hannibal but i've encountered a problem there's this character in the vampire chronicles named armand

look at this tracksuit usually i'd be like should i get ittt but i already did 😌

learning about these troll dolls that were designed with clear pouches in their stomachs so you could fill them up with candy or other gift items quite horrifying... and so reminiscent of a cannulated cow

LRT 🤤 so funny that DYJ posts those right as i've been thinking constantly about a vampires AK-12 and RPK-16 x human ange AU...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2GV... this xena AMV (XMV as it were) is sooo good... the song has been stuck in my head because of it

middle aged dyke pulled me aside to compliment me on the callisto shirt that i'd been wearing THE NIGHT BEFORE so i have officially won the queer film festival... she said she has a xena and gabrielle sticker on her car but no one recognizes it anymore 🥲

haven't been posting much because i've been taking a break from my usual curriculum to do a Yaoi Studies minor (rewatching hannibal and listening to interview with the vampire audiobook) and for once there's nothing left that *i* need to say about either of those things that hasn't already been said

someone needs to get the word out to the GL fandom in china about the bad girls club season where the gimmick was it was all pairs of sisters but a few episodes in one of the sister pairs revealed they were actually exes and not related at all because that shit was EXACTLY like a baihe webnovel plot

this episode of damages is directed by the guy who directed the best episode of xena (ken girotti, ides of march) i hope this means ellen and patty are about to get crucified side by side though they're more likely to be having each other crucified instead... 🤤

had to go to the desk at the library to turn in my deadwood complete series DVD so i could check out all 3 seasons of hannibal i had on hold since there's a 3 DVD limit for TV shows all while wearing my mothman shirt and camo cargo shorts and i was like god i must look like SUCH a he/they right now

i bought an external blu ray drive in 2018 on complete impulse because i was at university and very depressed and realized i had no way to play the im@s concert BDs i'd ordered and let me tell you it turned out to be one of the best tech purchases i've made like ever... and only gets increasingly so

my friend is streaming the big tjpw show from the other day and i'm scared miu and rika will be challenging my beloved kyoraku kyomei for the tag team belt and have been threatening my big kaiju with large poles and saying they're going to capture her... really evil stuff MY BIG KAIJU MUST PREVAIL

my sister got me a nice motar and pestle as a gift and i was so surprised when i opened the box and it said GORILLA GRIP like oh right that IS an actual brand not just hee hee hoo hoo she's sooo gorgeous though, excited to make potions etc. 🧙‍♀️

damages has been cooking my brain... ellen gets so stressed from being trapped in a hellish family interaction that she tries to calm herself down by... walking out of the room to call up her old boss who tried to have her killed. she really is female will graham. (naturally, i'm obsessed with her.)

i always think of age differences of 8 years as "the nichimiko age gap" now... like when i watched halt and catch fire and realized cameron and donna were 22 and 30 at the start i went "OMG! they have the nichimiko age gap!" it's a good number because it can feel both negligible AND very significant

just learned that the scott westerfeld alt history WW1 series with sick illustrations where it was bioengineered animal weapons vs. dieselpunk weapons from *15 years ago* is getting an anime adaptation ummm what is going on... that was a classic of girl-has-to-dress-as-boy lit for middle school me

i don't think there's a funnier animal to make gay than a fish

i finished the first season last night and this show is kinda fascinating in it's split between aspects that are excellent and aspects that are like, laughably bad... whew but the performances of the leads and everything going on between them is in the excellent camp though so i'm not going anywhere

watching this next... apparently it kinda pioneered the Weird Evil Relationship Between Two Lead Women genre and was said to be an influence on killing eve and other later shows but has been forgotten like these posters are baiting SO hard but i guess the yuri pigs weren't paying attention in 2007

Then if things couldn't get any better, Mochi Nichika and Mochi Mikoto walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

👵 as a longtime enjoyer of im@s fanworks, mitsumine's paracolle having her (i assume, haven't read it yet) be a producer feels right... just like in my set ~10 years in the future GL doujinshi

oh hahaha, reading the chapter on season 2 in my deadwood book now and she specifically highlights this scene who wouldn't keep a performance that on their reel... if i was sarah paulson i'd never take it off

HBO prestige dramas used to have dykes in them, man... honest to god dykes

laughing my ass off that joanie invites jane to move in with her (and jane does) literally the next day. even in deadwood, dykes is the same.

deadwood is kind of a carousel of TV character actors so you get delightful surprises like not yet famous sarah paulson showing up in S2 to add some much needed cuntiness to the ensemble

OMG, the deadwood dykes only just met each other but it's already going such intensely romantic (to ME) places... feeling so alone waiting around to be murdered but then briefly meeting another weird suicidal woman and from that human connection finding the strength to get up and defend yourself 🥲

if one of the top 10 most watched anime of 2006 was Simoun (2006) then the earth would have already been healed

i can always count on deadwood 🫡