Kevin's Limerick of the Day House Mouse by Kevin Ahern The mouse in my house makes me shriek Every time I espy its physique The thing that inflames The most are his games He likes to play hide and go squeak #funny #humour #humor #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #mouse #squeak #shriek

Sweet Feat by Kevin Ahern Hawaiian farmers Act most insane I think it comes From raising cane #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #Hawaii #sugar #cane

Kevin's One Liner of the Day #funny #laugh #comedy #humor #humour #silly #oneliner #ego #me #conversation Egoists are me deep in conversation

#funny #laugh #comedy #humor #humour #silly #verse #poetry #poem #oldwoman #shoe #preacher #wedding

Kevin's Limerick of the Day #funny #laugh #comedy #humor #humour #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #scarecrow #field

Kevin's Limerick of the Day #funny #laugh #comedy #humor #humour #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #clock #estate

Sandy Way Go by Kevin Ahern Walking the Sahara Seems to me to be Quite surreal Long time, no sea #funny #laugh #comedy #humor #humour #silly #verse #poetry #poem #Sahara #sea

Kevin's One Liner of the Day A KFC diet means biting the pullet #funny #comedy #humor #humour #laugh #silly #oneliner #KFC #diet #pullet #chicken

Kevin's Limerick of the Day #funny #humor #humour #laugh #comedy #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #earlybird #bird #worm #morning

#funny #humor #humour #laugh #comedy #silly #verse #poetry #poem #Mao #littleredbook #politics #China

Kevin's One Liner of the Day The fruit seller decided to not make a fuss and kumquatly #funny #laugh #comedy #humor #humour #silly #verse #oneliner #fruit #kumquat

#funny #laugh #comedy #humor #humour #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #auto #tow #road Kevin's Limerick of the Day

#funny #laugh #comedy #humor #humour #silly #verse #poetry #poem #Oslo #Norway #sprain #svelte #ankle

Kevin's One Liner of the Day I dreamed of installing a window, but couldn’t handle the pane #funny #comedy #laugh #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #oneliner #window #pane #pain

Kevin's Limerick of the Day #funny #comedy #laugh #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #pie #limerick #light #travel #photon

No Matter How You Slice It by Kevin Ahern Blueberry, strawberry, cherry Cut ‘em or carve ‘em, don’t ask why Cuz no matter how you slice it, dice it, or price it, It’s still pie #funny #comedy #laugh #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #pie #slice #blueberry #strawberry #cherry

Kevin's One Liner of the Day Lawngevity - The number of days you can go between mowings #oneliner #funny #laugh #comedy #humor #humour #silly #grass #mowing #lawn #longevity

Kevin’s Limerick of the Day #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #sleep #Tolkien

Yearning Curve by Kevin Ahern Passions inside Of old hearts burn That’s why they say You’re never too old to yearn #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #passion #yearning #hearts

Kevin's One Liner of the Day #funny #comedy #humor #humour #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #oneliner #selfie #you

Kevin's Limerick of the Day #funny #comedy #humor #humour #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #boomerang #lost #return

#funny #comedy #humor #humour #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #spinach #inquisition

Kevin's One Liner of the Day #funny #laugh #comedy #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #oneliner #porsche #car #money

#funny #laugh #comedy #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #face #poker #nose #cartoon Kevin's Limerick of the Day

The Critic Says by Kevin Ahern The play, I can say I enjoyed for certain Up until They raised the curtain #funny #laugh #comedy #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #play #critic #curtain

#funny #comedy #humor #humour #laugh #silly #limerick #silk #worm #tie #verse #poetry #poem

#funny #comedy #humor #humour #laugh #silly #perfume #scent #cent #dollar #verse #poetry #poem

Kevin's One Liner of the Day #funny #laugh #comedy #humor #humour #silly #oneliner #spaghetti #yeti #bigfoot

#funny #laugh #comedy #humor #humour #silly #limerick #upholstery #recovered #limerick Kevin's Limerick of the Day

#funny #laugh #comedy #humor #humour #silly #peanutbutter #jif

Kevin's One Liner of the Day #funny #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #silly #oneliner #cat #feline #burrito #purrito #Spanish

Kevin's Limerick of the Day #funny #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #silly #limerick #sailor #sea #sail #sing

All in the Family by Kevin Ahern Necessity’s the mother of invention A child is the father of man My aunt is the wife of my uncle So how come I look like the mailman? #funny #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #silly #family #mailman #mother #father #aunt #uncle

Kevin's One Liner of the Day The new spray repellant for dolphins - Flipper Off #oneliner #funny #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #silly #spray #repellant #dolphin #Flipper #off

#limerick #funny #comedy #humour #humor #silly #spring #season #leaves #relief #winter Kevin's Limerick of the Day

Slow Motion by Kevin Ahern Don’t worry about me Though I’m slow as a tortoise Apparently I have Early onset rigor mortis #funny #comedy #humour #humor #silly #tortoise #death #rigormortis

Kevin's One Liner of the Day Makeup artists give Powder to the People #funny #oneliner #laugh #comedy #silly #makeup #powder #powertothepeople

#funny #laugh #cmedy #humor #humour #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #orange #juice #concentrate Kevin’s Limerick of the Day

#funny #laugh #cmedy #humor #humour #silly #verse #poetry #poem #acorn #oak #tree

Kevin's One Liner of the Day Americans are fat Earthers #funny #oneliner #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #silly #fat #flatearth #American

Kevin's Limerick of the Day #funny #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #gun #court #pellet

Banned Aide by Kevin Ahern So it seems I’ve been banned From all the zoo parks For feeding the squirrels Can you believe it? . . . . . to the sharks #funny #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #zoo #squirrell #shark

Kevin's Limerick of the Day #funny #comedy #laugh #humor #humour #silly #limerick #optometry #zen #dilate #poetry #poem #verses

#$FUNNY #comedy #laugh #humor #humour #silly #pretzel #diet #weight #disappear #poetry #poem #verse

Kevin's One Liner of the Day Editors have rewording careers #oneliner #funny #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #silly #editor #writing

Kevin's Limerick of the Day #funny #comedy #humour #humor #laugh #silly #limerick #mechanic #brakefluid #break #Joe #verse #poetry #poem

#funny #comedy #humour #humor #laugh #silly #apple #tooth #teeth #eat #verse #poetry #poem

Kevin's One Liner of the Day Florists can lilac anything #funny #oneliner #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #silly #florist #lilac

#funny #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #online #crime #crook #lies

#funny #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #kisses #misses #mrs