Sin hielo - now I can say it outside of being on vacation in cancun

watching 90 day fiancé with my cat

Losing 68 games in a row in slay the spire on my phone pretty much summed up my holidays

I have friends who are skiing and snowboarding pretty much daily; it’s never going to make me happy to do that. Stop trying to make winter sports happen. I’d rather just crawl under the blankets for three months. Too bad I have a family to take care of

So relieved that the holidays are over and we can get back to what we know best - the soul-obliterating despair of January and February

When your children make you have gastro for the third consecutive time this season

Both my kids are sick and so am I so I punish myself with combination kfc and Taco Bell from the Bayshore mall food court today because I’m already at the ceiling of where my ass is going to take me so fuck it, we ball

I had a friend who said he didn’t “have diarrhea. Just fast water coming out of ass four to six times a day. Not diarrhea though”

Boxing Day is like the cigarette after a long movie like it was good but thank Christ it’s over

I’m going fulnecki

Daniel Gay Loose Lips (bum ones)

Daniel Gay Jewish

Daniel Gay Pubis

Rabbit is the worst character next to tigger. Both insufferable. I love piglet. Piglet being a they/them enby is my read on it

Get the whole hundred acre wood smelling like fuck

The more Winnie the Pooh I watch, the more I can relate to him. No pants, just a ripped shirt and his bear dick flapping in the wind. Probably smacking piglet on the top of the head with that thing

Big booty goth gf

Blippi, more like shitty (I’m on my phone while my kid eats rice cakes and watches this slop)

There are only two weezer albums change my mind (imagine I thought this was an appropriate meme format)

And no I do not want to hear any Maladroit or Raditude apologists’ opinions. There are only two weezer records

Zohran should just roast him on his output post-Pinkerton

I can’t believe Rivers Cuomo assaulted 13 women and now is running for mayor of New York ? Jeez-er!

Who tf is roadsteamer? It should have been Marc Rebillet

I suggest we sacrifice Mark Ruffalo for the greater good

It would be so funny if it were like, Jenna Ortega yelling “I’M WEDNESDAY” getting pepper sprayed. Not that I at all support this, I just see this as an opportunity for our best and brightest from Hollywood to really do something funny (get arrested)

Which actor or famous online person is going to martyr themselves by showing up at one of the anti-ice rallies (Portland or wherever is next, maybe San Fran as I’ve seen possibly) and getting arrested/roughed up? My money is on Selena Gomez

Blues guy strikes again - my right speaker is blown in my living room. I blame the internet

I may be out of one liners. What about two liners. Or panty liners

Model train enthusiast - more like modal pyjama exclusionist

Teto gets me too’d

LANKUM show cancelled.. fall ruined. Whole season in the toilet now

American Footballed my own house

Keep seeing Emmy - posting. Feels very hunger games. I’ve never seen the hunger games but it’s about rich people wearing fancy futuristic outfits and poor people fighting each other? WOW YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP IF YOU TRIED TO MAKE IT A MOVIE PEOPLE WOULDNT BELIEVE YOU

HONDA SRV

Stevie Ray Vaughan, Ontario

More like lyin’ of Zion cmonnnnn shosh. Shosh your mouth lol

What if instead of Bluesky it was bluesguy and it’s just the most insufferable 52 year old white guy with pit stains, nicotine fingers and a leather bound cowboy hat explaining the intricacies of Stevie ray Vaughan - would you still like it then?

noise music is the only thing that excites me now. so much shit out there. infinite tapes to discover. like this lawrenceenglish.bandcamp.com/album/eterna... - absolutely astounding

I understand why watermelon but I just hate watermelon I think it tastes bad, like Diet Pepsi - I wish it was like “free Palestine” and then 🍰 but again I do understand why watermelon. So here’s a watermelon, begrudgingly 🍉

Closing out the evening

My children

My neighbour and I at the wedding I djed tonight. We look fucking cool

Djing a wedding in the country and yes, yes I will play clock dva after laffy taffy and get low.

Subaru labubu groyp chat

dull headache all day. no amount of food / water has fixed. I need an MRI. I’m dying, probably

I released some more noise music with difficult sounds and more difficult to repeat song titles lavos.bandcamp.com

Double dipping that decaf today. Embarrassed about it when I order like I’m tryna get a porno mag at Kwickie or some shit

Shh… it happens