Okay, that settles it, his mind is gone. From now on, this is all on Congress, 100%.

Hey Catholics. He’s coming for you. Buckle up buttercup. He needs riots, will you take the bait?

EVTD…too soon? Hire him to endorse your opponent. He’s spreading faster than Covid unchecked.

Well maybe we don’t have to invade Greenland afterall.

The more I think about it, maybe it’s simpler—she’s just “negotiating” a new divorce settlement.

Most on target post I’ve seen in a long time.

Make a bet not a single “journalist” asks about war crimes come Monday. Every single member of Congress needs to answer on the record.

So was “Fox News”, and look where that got us.

We should see if Ukraine can help us out.

I thought the war was over?

I love these vague orders because he can eventually just blame the person he assigns to the task. But since this is JD, it's fine.

Is it "Stock Manipulation Season" already?

The Republican Party must be so proud right now.

Can anyone explain what’s going on here?

Wish more of the NBA would stand up and be counted.

I might start a contest to predict when Trump Digital Media (#$DJT) stock price and the cost of a gallon of gas cross.

Don’t tell me, let me guess they were all from the fact checking department.

Anyone seen the DOW, someone named Pam was looking for it.

We could divert his attention with other unfinished projects—like, say, “finishing” the Wall. Maybe then he’ll pour money into that and forget about all the other issues weighing us down.

Sure hope these guys have a plan to “influence” us out of this war. I’m eager to hear their strategy.

Does this mean that anyone who broadcasts a Karoline Leavitt news conference will lose their license?

She needs a walk-up song. I humbly submit for your approval. youtu.be/oMh1pCQ9Q_w?...

Yeah dude, it’s ‘cause you did them dirty.

That time, when Trump tried to get Congress killed. Here's MarkWayne protecting a solid piece of furniture from harm.

So the Market looks really impressed with the “Who’s Your Daddy” Mullin as DHS Secretary.

Retirement just hit that much harder.

This might sound evil but couldn't Iran end this by just finding a handful of lightly guarded members of Congress, a dark movie theater, a shiv, and boom, he's impeached. It would cost them a lot less time and resources.

Does bombing Iran make you look like less of a pedophile? Asking for an acquaintance.

It’s now officially a race between the price of gas or #$DJT to hit $1.99 first.

More snow on the way. Send food.

Now that that's out of the way, let's get back to the Epstein files.

The New and Improved Sharpie. It works on hurricanes and heathens.

I guess everyone tried to watch the Colbert video all at same time.

It’s “Single Digit Donnie” Day to all that celebrate.

My home town made the news and not in a good way. turnto10.com/news/local/p...

If a a picture of an empty office. I know it has no meaning for anyone on Bluesky. But it brings a bit of a tear to my eyes. After 25+ years, my business is closed. I put in over 45 years in high tech (Semiconductor Engineering). I don’t even recognize my own industry anymore.

You wouldn't believe where this thumb has been.

Instead of “AI Mode” they should call it “CEveretteKoop Mode”. (only for people of a certain age)

Let's all hope CNN isn't doing the fact checking on her story, because if they are she walks out of prison.

Hi Sam Donald, I’ll be in the secondary.

Ah what’s $5 billion of our money.

You know what's worse than being used by this tool. It's wanting to be used by this tool and accepting it.

I think it's time for an impeachment pool. Pick your favorite cabinet member and correctly predict which one will finally break the GOP stone wall and win prizes. Not sure what the prizes are, but we will all win in the long run.

Sounds like a back door government bailout. Put all your crappy companies under the one that is funded by us.

Has Reek Johnson seen this?

This is so on point!

Get John Roberts in the phone. That bitch better fix this. -Some rando cabinet member.

Hey, I came for the racial profiling, stripping of health care, persecution of transgendered individuals. I did NOT sign up for summary executions.

This is the way.