The same gullible MAGA 1d10ts who believed Obama was Muslim, also believe Trump is Christian.

Discontinue use and consult your metaphysician if you experience painful Resurrections lasting more than three days.

Seems that flat earthers are having a melty day today. While Trump hires a web creator who believed Iron Sky was a documentary.

The Epstein Files did not redact themselves.

Breaking News: Gulf States have re-named the Strait of Hormuz to The Epstein Gap before Trump's grandiose ego can attempt to re-name it after himself.

Experts agree everything is fine. No worries, this is the Christian Zionist puppet waiting to take over the American wing of the Epstein Alliance after the Mango Mussolini consumes his last cheeseburger. gizmodo.com/jd-vance-say...

Just think how many wars are started by frail male egos, shamed and compensating.

While MAGA is making life a living hell for the trans community, maybe they should have a look at where their tax dollars go for routine infant genital mutilation. Look up metzitzah b'peh and be rightfully disgusted. www.jpost.com/israel-news/...

Guess which Middle East country has nukes, has not signed the NPT, Non Proliferation Treaty, and has refused to allow international inspectors into it's nuclear facilities? Hint: It's not Iran.

While Benjamin Bibi Netanyahu talks about "freedom" in English, in Hebrew he talks about Amalek and Goyem, calling for death to them all, including Women and Children.

Plot twist: Trump *IS* the deep state.

When Israel becomes the 51st USA State, will the country be renamed The United States of Israel, or the Zionist States of America?

Since bots and troll have moved in to BlueSky and political tempers seem to be running amok, here's a controversial statement: Pizza is the universal love language.

Well, adjusted for inflation, not that expensive. /s

Happy Dictator's I mean President's Day to all the folks stuck in Uncle Sam's Tourist Plantation. When Trump is out of the picture, Vance’s DOJ will rationalize not releasing un-redacted Epstein files because, since Trump is out of the picture, it’s "no longer relevant."

Happy Valentine's Day to all you f*ckers.

The ban is almost banned. Genocide is the real terror. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/...

What's the difference between Steve Tyler and Tulsi Gabbard? One sleeps around, the other is a sleeper agent.

What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Valentine's day Ball. What about you?

Obama's answer to Trump's blatantly racist meme: Deport Melania.

Come aaaahhhhnnn America, at least do the same for American Royalty caught with their fingers in, er, the Epstein files.

Notice how all the uproar over bunnies and bowls has served Trump well; he stirs the pot, fans the flames as a distraction from Epstein. As long as you are emotionally agitated at his madness, you will pay less attention to the man behind the curtain.

Rudy's helping her work out her grandfather issues! GOP stands for Grotesque Old Pedos.

Just to stir up the flames of "conspiracy theories", a term invented by spooks to discredit any question of the official narrative: The image being circulated that is tagged as Ai fake, of Epstein alive might not be fake, because the Gemini watermark on it is wrong, not symmetrical in the corner.

Say their names. All of them, had a lovely if secretive dinner, after Epstein was a convicted and registered sex offender. the307.substack.com/p/epstein-fi...

While the victims/survivors were threatened, what kind of threats worked on those in positions of privilege and power? NONE of them spoke up. Many continued "associating" with Epstein after he was a convicted and registered sex offender. "Uh, dude, that's not ok." NONE said that.

Thing is, the shadowy organization behind Epstein and all the toxic, manipulative activities of Epstein, still exists. GOP strategists knew in 2016, silenced any "leaks" and still went for Trump.

What if I told you...

Trump regret voters be like: "I didn't vote for that." Actually, you DID vote for that. The Orange Felon done did conned you, bigly.

It's almost as if Musk is a total bullshit conman who is a habitual, pathological liar. Read the alt-txt.

How soon 'till Mystery Science Theater does Melania? www.imdb.com/title/tt0094...

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Not that anybody notices, but maybe, just maybe perpetuating inter-generational trauma while claiming some vague religious mandate was not such a great idea after all.

ICE is American Gestapo. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Last weekend, the Mar-a-Lago Club hosted the American Humane Society’s 15th Annual Hero Dog Awards Gala. Be careful with furry cosplay, ICE Barbie might shoot you. www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-mar-a...

Breaking News: Pentagon to ban all purchases containing transistors.

UFOs are undocumented aliens.

Epstein files reveal mystery person.

In theory Democratic Socialism is a great idea, but in practice it never works because a CIA special op overthrows the government and installs an authoritarian far right corporate friendly dictatorship.

Just asking questions.

Banana Republicans are the new Banana Republic. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

What's a politician supposed to do to get a decent massage these days?

Trump will deport Musk, then keel over from a massive coronary infarction on a day that becomes known as national cholesterol appreciation day. Vance will attempt to repatriate Musk but the feud among techno feudalists will keep the Vance administration mostly flaccid on the world stage.

After that last skeet, received a special invite. Remember: bring a parachute and do not drink the unusually hot tea.

Operation Spiderweb: Again and again, besides the obvious that Russia invaded Ukraine, not the other way around; Ukraine takes out strategic military targets while Russia terrorizes civilians, hitting hospitals, apartment buildings, shopping centers, civilian infrastructure.

There is a distinct genetic advantage to being a bit messy and not having OCD. www.uib.no/en/news/1152...

Do teenage dragons set their farts on fire just to annoy their parents? Just asking questions.

Did you hear about the vegan nymphomaniac? They were a non-dairy screamer. Thank you, you've been a great audience tonight.

"Where are the 2A folks, you know, the well regulated militia who trained on weekends to protect against a tyrannical government?" "They ARE the ICE gestapo guys." "Oh." "It's their day job."

Plot twist. 100 monkeys on typewriters replacing chatbots and writing Shakespeare is the next big thing. www.latintimes.com/ai-startup-b...