Every day that passes, and every horror this administration unleashes on this country, gives me more comfort in telling every single member of my MAGA family to fuck off and die. I don't miss a single one of you worthless morons.

What a glorious day! Final Fantasy VII Remake has finally escaped Playstation hell. Goddamn Sony sucks. FFVII on Xbox feels so good. 💚

For any bookworms in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania - my wife and I run a growing book club that focuses on Fantasy, Sci-Fi, and Horror. We currently have an Instagram to engage with the community and our city partners. All are welcome to join, and we'd love to have you! www.instagram.com/steelcityswo...

The Santa Clause A Muppet Christmas Carol Home Alone In that order, and I'll hear no arguments.

Calling Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 AI slop because of minimal, placeholder assets that were removed immediately gives the same energy as voting republican lmao. Calling it AI slop without having ever played it is a whole other level of stupid that I can't even explain.

Being out in public around Christmas time is the greatest affirmation in existence for being child free.

Lmao. Fuck off, and who cares? Yes, Gen AI can eat a dick, but the chronically online weirdos whining about some posters on some street lamps as AI placeholders can eat even more dicks. Christ alive, shut up. This time of year is always miserable for gaming because of gamers.

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is GAME OF THE YEAR at The Game Awards

Goddamn. If I write a negative review of a book or book series on Fable, the fandom is typically like, "I disagree, but I totally get it!" I read my first manga, disliked it, and reviewed it on Fable. I decidedly do not like manga as a medium already, but sweet FUCK the fans threw a fit.

Digimon Story: Time Stranger highlights just how awful a state the Pokemon franchise is in. Legends ZA is legitimately dogshit comparitively. Zero desire to ever play another Pokemon game after seeing the light that is Digimon.

Welp. Gonna drink myself into oblivion all weekend. I hate this pathetic fucking country.

Xbox blows PlayStation of our the water yet again. PlayStation exclusives are nowhere near the value of GamePass and Play Anywhere. 💚 Anyone wanna buy my PS5 lmao

Meet the newest member of our family! His name is Banjo, he's a 10-week old Bernese Mountain Dog, and he's a fucking terror. I love him. ❤️

Had a crown replaced today. I've apparently become resistant to novocaine since I was like, 15. 8 injections. I had to have EIGHT fucking injections.

Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

Pokémon Legends: Z-A having Chikorita as a starter guarantees it to be my 2025 GOTY.

WE JUST BOUGHT OUR FIRST HOUSE

All the more reason to enjoy Captured in Words and Murphy Napier even more. Fuck Daniel Greene. Vile asshole.

My job? In jeopardy. Wife's job? In jeopardy. As we're about to buy our first house in a state we moved to BECAUSE we were offered these jobs. Is America great again yet?

Baseball is back.

I was in a band from ages 17 to 21, and contributed on 3 albums over those years. Every once in a while I'll get random royalty checks, typically no more than $50, because the albums will get some plays on Spotify, Youtube, or Apple music. I opened one this morning for $816.31. WHAT THE FUCK

Traveling for work sounds fun until you're stuck in a highway hotel outside of a town of *checks notes* 652. Also, the place is called Weedvile.

What a normie.

You know what really marshes my mallows? When people pronounce the word "Golem" as "Gollum". Like the Tolkien character. STOP SAYING GOLLUM.

Well I'm re-reading ASOIAF because apparently I hate myself

I asked my wife what the female equivalent of having a girl sit on a guy's face is. Apparently it's also a girl sitting on their face.

I wish I'd had this realization 2000 pages ago, but after finishing Oathbringer, I can safely say that Stormlight Archive kind of sucks. I'm abandoning the series. I can't STAND it anymore. Mistborn will forever be a favorite, but as a whole Sanderson (and especially Stormlight) is not for me.

Christmas isn't the same without our big chungus this year. 😔

Me: "I don't care to have a relationship with you anymore because you support a party that tolerates and accepts Nazis, racism, misogyny, homophobia, etc." Mom: "Why is your heart so full of hate?! You need the Bible!" Didn't think I'd ever live out this scenario, but here we are. Good riddance.

My wife and I haven't traveled or seen a single soul on Thanksgiving for 4 years now, and it is fucking G R A N D

If somebody ever says "your body, my choice" to my wife, it's going to become my choice to put your body into the fucking ground.

Twitter is actively calling for a civil war and immediate retaliation. It's essentially Truth Social now. Meanwhile on Bluesky, I just see memes and pretty decent discourse. And of course Threads is just porn.

I can't think of a single blowjob I've ever received that would have been enhanced by the girl hawk tuah'ing me. Please don't fucking spit on me.

Michael Schur shows: Brooklyn 99 > The Office = The Good Place >>> Parks and Rec. Parks and Rec is a stagnant, slow mess and it's time we accept that truth. It's not BAD by any stretch, but so, so boring.

Good morning! How are we doing today? No matter how bad you think you are at your craft today, remember: Somewhere, a public speaker is losing an entire room of people by saying, “Oh, come on, we can do better than that!”

Despite telling our families for YEARS that we're staunchly child-free, the gaslighting and criticism just won't end. We both feel that having a kid would be miserable, unfulfilling, and depressing. Fuck that. We love our life as is! Why is pursuing this personal happiness such a trigger to some?

Car shopping. Found a car I really like, test drove it, and exchanged information with a salesman to set up a date to come in and seal the deal. I called his cell yesterday - his voicemail prompt ended with, "and remember, Let's Go Brandon!" Nope lol. Not doing business with some MAGA cunt.

Just rolled the game clock past 100 hours in FF7 Rebirth. Still not even in the final chapter. This is 100%, without a doubt, the greatest game I've ever played in just about every single category. Absolute masterpiece.

Never trust a person who doesn't like dogs.

Last Thursday marked 1 full year of living in Pittsburgh. Sunday was our 3 year wedding anniversary. Today isn't anything, I'm just terrible at social media, but I think she looks like a total smoke show, and being married to my best friend is probably the coolest thing ever. ♥️

Goddamn. FFVII Rebirth is far and away the most magical, whimsical, and fun experience I've ever had with a video game, and I'm only 30 hours in. There's just so much charm. There's a smile on my face almost constantly.

If you're not playing FFVII Rebirth today, you're wrong.

I'm only ~10 years older than some of my students, so I feel really on level with them about 95% of the time. This morning I overheard, "I'm not really into classic rock. I kind of like The White Stripes though." Back pain and gray hairs are nothing compared to this feeling.

I went years experiencing literally no personal instances of gaming elitism. In the last like, couple of weeks, I've experienced it firsthand numerous times. Gaming culture and toxicity is just... Gross.

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Re-watching Star Wars 1-6 for the first time in a few years really makes it sink in how inexcusable the dogshit sequels really are. Literally embarrassing to know that they even exist. I stand by TFA being a good movie but HOO FUCKING BOY is that the only praise they deserve.

I haven't gone to bed earlier than like, midnight, since mid-December. This feels odd.

I love getting to do life with you.