When I agree to “hop on a call” just know that I am, at best, trudging to that call

I was absolutely HOUSING popcorn all through The Brutalist. Dude would heroin needle onscreen and I’d be like “what a tragic commentary on searching to find some escape in unhealthy thiMUNCHMUNCUNCH.”

I like it when movies have fun translated titles for international markets like for instance did you know that in Australia it’s being released as NAURRRSFERATU (2024)

I get that people hate LA but a lady I know who was a featured gogo dancer on The Gong Show just told me a great story about doing Quaaludes in Malibu in the ‘70s, and that just doesn’t happen in Phoenix or wherever

There wasn’t as much gladiating as I thought there would be in Gladiator 2. Not that I’m always looking for a lot of gladiation, like I love the movie White Christmas and hardly anyone gladiates in that

Business red tape always stands in the way of art and the reason I know that is there was never a Gilmore Girls-West Wing crossover episode

When there’s not a current fire, the Stop and Drop just feel nice but the and Roll is where it really gets delightful

Tonight someone looked me right in my face and asked how my Gilmore Girls Advent Calendar was going and that’s how I know I have calibrated my social media presence just right

When I manage to put a USB in right on the first try I call that a “peaceful transition of power”

Did he go to Birds after? I hope he went to Birds after. Also does Birds still exist I am a couple years older than Jason Kelce

When I’m playing HORSE my go-to shot is a standing layup but before you shoot you have to name all 5 movies John Cazale ever made. People miss The Conversation a lot.

Water chestnuts: better than land chestnuts? Listen to the new episode of my podcast Thing To Fall Asleep To and find out

California is still counting mail-in judges scorecards there’s a chance Mike Tyson pulls this out

[Twister starts on TV] welp I guess I’m watching Twister now

My prediction for Tyson-Paul? Substantive debate, 4th round technical differences resolved

Pizza slice place is blaring Adele everyone is sad and chewing the vibes are immaculate

I am sitting next to a first date and the guy is explaining that he tried something called “Jigsaw Dating” but it doesn’t seem to be puzzle related (which would be delightful) so if anyone needs me I have crawled into my glass

Turns out I had my email linked to this as “gmai dot com” so that probably explains why my account has been sitting here for for months and I never logged in. Phew, lower case L added and crisis averted