This scene from #Stepbrothers is an accurate representation of America at the dinner table.

@ragmopandgoose.bsky.social 🐝

Gistvox: A Revolutionary Social Audio Platform for Authentic Storytelling#USA#storytelling#Audio_Platform#Gistvox#Boyce

#muppets #racingthoughts #neurodivergent

IYKYK! #knightrider #karr

This is gaudy AF. #whitehouse #ovaloffice #trump #gold #distasteful

Capitol Riots: Trump watches on TV; does nothing. Big Balls Beat Up After Car Jacking: Trump calls for multi-agency federal response. Got it.👌🏼

One day this #MAGA house of cards is going to come crashing down. I know we’re going down with it, but we’ll know who the assholes were when we rebuild. #evileye #stinkeye #tariffs #antitrump #notmypresident #pedophile #impeach #resist #midterms

We apologize for the visit, but stand in solidarity with #Scotland.

I’m not sure, but I think it’s #christofascists.

#Coldplay done busted all y’all. #caughtintheact #kisscam #astronomy

Remember when #Trump said that his "two greatest assets" were "mental stability and being, like, really smart"? And that his achievements qualified him as "not smart, but genius....and a very #stablegenius at that"? Those were the times. 🙄

#Infringement 101 for idiots in the #WhiteHouse: ▶️ #Copyright Infringement: Character of #Superman, stories, depictions ▶️ #Trademark Infringement: The name, iconic "S" shield logo, associated phrases It’s not parody, nor is it fair use. #Superman is owned by #DC. (The comics, not #Washington.)

A must-see from producer #RonHoward. True story of 47 tourists and guides trapped off the coast of #NewZealand by a volcanic eruption in 2019. Civilian air and boat operators don’t hesitate to organize a rescue when the government deemed it unsafe. #Whakaari #WhiteIsland #Netflix #volcano

It took extreme #meteorologicalconditions and scores of deaths in #Texas for republicans to finally address the root cause. It has nothing to do with 1 out of 4 #NOAA professionals losing their jobs since Trump took office in January. People modifying sunlight intensity: #MAGA is on to you.

Why not go all in with some female mud wrestling? Maybe some cock fighting? Would be a missed opportunity if he didn’t crush Teslas with some monster trucks in the former Rose Garden he bulldozed. #rosegarden #trumpdisdain #tesla #dethrone #embarassment #diealready

I don’t know about you, but I always get the worst quality #scammers. I replied to this one in the hopes I could help nurture their technique to make it more challenging.

I got 99 problems, but being a… …welp, make that a hundred.

Just so the #FBI and #NSA are aware, I am merely suggesting #Iran deliver 30,000 pounds of #BigMac, #QuarterPounder (with cheese), and copious amounts of saturated fats. He’ll gorge himself to death. #Peace through #LDLcholesterol.

This Looney Toon administration is going to be the end of us. #iran #twoweeks #fucktrump

That #twoweeks escalated quickly…

Now I can never unhear Trump’s rambling. Wish there was a filter to encode this automatically. Then the world can more easily laugh at him all day.

Happy semiquincentennial, @usarmy.bsky.social! Oh, and #NoKings!

Thankfully we have baby AI to get us through the turbulent destruction of our country by our adolescent oligarchy. #stepbrothers #babyai

Dismissive Trump says American children will “maybe have to deal with getting two dolls,” then gets offered a $400 million jet…

Not sure what’s funnier, Martin Scorsese or that dumbfounded clerk behind the counter!

Anyone else celebrating the Ides of March?!

A great Mar10 to everyone, even you Sega fans.

AppleTV’s Severance is the most mind-numbing and stagnant show I’ve ever seen. 𝗬𝗘𝗧 𝗠𝗬 𝗪𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗦 𝗜𝗧. We have this amazing connection, so her liking the show is like learning she has a secret eating disorder and devours cotton balls. She’s engrossed and I’m like… are we watching the same thing?!

The future was 42 years ago. This image was taken at the Paris Airshow in 1983. The Space Shuttle Enterprise was transported on the Shuttle Carrier Aircraft (modified Boeing 747) whilst a Concorde is seen taking off in the background. A unique age that we will never see again in our lifetime.

Great weekend to everyone. 𝘈𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵: 𝘒𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘒𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘬𝘰𝘷𝘢

Slava Ukraini! Illustration by Justin Aram #starwars #ukraine #resist

Makes sense. UnitedHealthcare doesn’t need employees when they don’t process or pay claims. • 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 premiums. • 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 claims. • 𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗘 employees. Making rich people richer. Go MAGA.

Alright signing off for the night. Hopefully waking up to a world-saving obituary or three or four. One can dream.

Musk to everyone: 𝗜 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗!

It's called The Gulf of Mexico. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

We didn’t throw tea into a harbor for this.

The #motivation we all need: Be demanding, relentless, confident, emotional. Be 𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗨𝗦. Put yourself 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧. Challenge. Dominate. Flex. Take credit. 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗞 𝗨𝗣. Break records. Have fun. Make demands. Be 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗗. Keep score. 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧 and 𝗪𝗜𝗡. #nike

I used to watch The Hunger Games because of intrigue. All those brainwashed people in the Capitol. The oppression of the districts. The evil, manipulative dictator… …now I take notes for strategy. 𝗠𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗢𝗗𝗗𝗦 𝗕𝗘 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗜𝗡 𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥.

Who needs meditation or medication to focus when you can just dawn the Anti-Distraction Helmet? A hundred years ago, Hugo Gernsback designed this device to help users center on their work. It kept out most noise, provided a tiny glass viewing area - and the oxygen needed to survive the experience.

I avoid the news, but still get wind of it here: • Trump wants to take over Canada, Panama, Greenland and Gaza • Musk and his ‘Big Balls’ goon have forcibly gained access to U.S. Treasury payment systems • Musk is disbanding USAID • The FBI is suing the Department of Justice 😵‍💫 That about it?

Pretty much our house: Books & Cats. Art by Liubov Gorbova #catsofbluesky #petsofbluesky

Sweet dreams, Bluesky friends.

Little Molly boops all of you a good night. #caturday #petsofbluesky

Yutaka Murakami 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙏𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮 Unknown Year Impressionism

A community surprises their retiring UPS driver with a warm reception following 38 years of loyal service to the residents of Westfield, New Jersey. Source: nj.com (Lauren Raposa, Stephanie Loder) #timelinecleanse

Almost missed Caturday. Illustration by Terry Runyan.