Its cozy season babes

Slapping my ref sheet up here so I always remember where it is

This is gonna hurt

Spinax [Repost]

adam antler

QUICK LOOK IT'S #HORNET FROM #SILKSONG

she wouldnlt put me in the grill :'c

QUICK LOOK IT'S #HORNET FROM #SILKSONG

things what would render a victorian child into a blend of fats and ashes

i have an original character called milton deltarune and he has all the power of the deltarune AND all the powers of milton

Red dead game where you play as the horse and aim your cowboy like a gun etc.

canadian strippers love colorblind people

I'm going to invent a fictional character called JK Rowling and illustrate them being crushed by various heavy objects such as anvil and piano and I will derive great joy from JK Rowlings suffering. Please remember, this is a fictional character with no relation to any real people.

and a chesty alt for those who are Brave enough...

I came, I saw, I concrete.

the best think about drinking monster is that it dont even have a flavor it's a chemical im drinkin straight test tubes in here im a ravenous boar lifting a science log and gobblin up experiment-bugs from underneath im sipping on a hypothesis out here rn my caffeine levels are peer reviewed studies

goldship

call me philip the way i'm j'ing over these fries

David Attenborough is so wholesome and he loves animals and I bet you could drink the cum out of his balls with a straw

I came, I saw, I concrete.

Shoutout to the gang over at #CrackDealersForChrist theyre doing a lot of good work

they say the scariest foe is the one you don't know about yet, but the scariest spider is the one dangling over your pillow when youre getting ready for bed

more like gulk gogan

Remember when Farigiraf was a hit? Well, I still think he is.... i mean, look at that tongue!

AWWAWA look how sleempy I am.... art imitating life imitating a sleepy thing....

Other ways to support me are by buying wing-its from me, since they're something i can do quickly*! *outside factors may delay them, and im working on the mainline commissions also, but i will be slow for the forseeable future until i get moved back home and also new glasses and ADHD meds (3/4)

Some doodles I've drawn for #artfight so far! If you assault me with an image I will retaliate with the full force of a thousand buns artfight.net/~CarmenLoppe

Shoutout to whoever stamps the little cow shape out of the tabs on redbull cans

Some doodles I've drawn for #artfight so far! If you assault me with an image I will retaliate with the full force of a thousand buns artfight.net/~CarmenLoppe

The antithesis to wine moms are costco guys.

MY FAT ASS

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I'm deep in the Horse Lore #Umamusume players, does the Target In Sight ability activate if my trainee IS the favorite?

some doggies + ralsei iron lung

DEAD

WAR OF THE LIONS POSTING

Alternate ending for Of Mice and Men where Goerge kills Lenny with an Avalanche instead of a gun

ty everyone who sent me good vibes and casted dangerous spells on me for my birthday im lucky to have such great friends and such powerful magical enemies

I forgot to post that it was my birthday today, but it was my birthday today! I've become old and decrepit. Because people have demanded the ability to get me gifts: www.paypal.com/paypalme/car... I've never been good at picking out gifts but if you want to enable me to get a treat, you can 🥺

i like hanging upsidfe down out my attic window like a bat and busting nuts onto my neighbors lawn #votehilary

here

film myself chopping a dude in half call that the Directors Cut

I love stealing and shoplifting and committing theft I saw a loose floor tile in the bathroom at tim hortons and I put that square bitch I my pocket before I left I was gonna take the sink too but it wet

Couldn't make my mortgage this month the sperm bank is gonna put it back in me

shoulda been green.

why did snoop dog make a red wine, wouldnt he should have made a blue one?

I’m john transgender, play my warhammer, roll my dice.

i put a horse in my soda stream call that carboneightion

featuring a joke that @whorezoi.bsky.social made (im crediting them at gunpoint)