Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you - have never published anything - have no readers - didn't write anything this month - didn't write anything this year - can't articulate words anymore - can only float and mournfully wail - were murdered ten years ago on this very spot

this is the only time I'll pose with a garbage bin

They should make "what it feels like to chew five gum" commercials except instead of cool flavors they have new flavors like insomnia where the what it feels like is every time you get close to sleep someone punches you in the face. Or the aging flavor, where it makes your back hurt.

Cannot accept the cat distribution system has not distributed ME a cat yet

What a thanksgiving, am I right? “Lemon, it’s Monday.” 🫣

Wait the old OLD Lightyear cereal from my childhood slaps so I’m actually sad I missed this one.

Who wore it best? Corgi Halloween costumes are in progress.

A’ja Wilson!!!!!! MVP of the WNBA and basketball 💖💕🩷🫡