Platner being accused of sexual assault allegations wasn’t exactly obvious. But certain (not all) voices on the left really embarrassed themselves dying on this hill. It’s been obvious since October that the guy sucked. Bernie Sanders, I’m looking right at you.

What kind of befuddles me is why Platner would even run for office knowing these allegations would potentially see the light of day. He wasn’t even in politics before this.

Maybe there’s a chance Graham Platner did not sexually assault anybody, but, you know, the whole Nazi tattoo thing

Trading Torrens would be kind of funky after just signing an extension but I would be open to it. Senger is also elite defensively, though is absolutely dreadful with the bat.

Not even trying to defend Platner but this whole act is just getting really, really tiring.

Lotta deadline buzz so for fun I’ll update this (and probably not for the last time) Peralta 90% Raley 90% Minter 90% Holmes 70% Robert 70% Weaver 30% Vientos 30% Taylor 25% Brazoban 20% Baty 15% Bichette 10% Torrens 10% Senga 5% Lindor 3% Everyone else 0%/idc Peterson🪦

In my humble opinion, the Mets would be fools not to trade Luke Weaver. Even if they’re going to begrudgingly try to compete next year.

Today is actually America’s 250th birthday cowards

The cherry on top of this shitshow of a Mets season is not only have the Braves and Phillies lived up to the hype but the Marlins and Nationals are greatly exceeding expectations.

David Perdue: TOTALLY exonerated, no wrongdoing

Can Cionel Pérez fetch a 25 year old “prospect” at the deadline?

Is Gelbs or anyone at SNY aware Gerber just left the game

Peralta’s free agency will be very interesting under the assumption that he’s traded and thus does not have the QO attached to him.

There’s just something beautiful about calling up a prospect and they instantly make an impact.

Francisco Álvarez, you beautiful son of a gun.

I know Ryan Clifford looks sexy because he’s a prospect who most people haven’t seen before, but I’m not at all convinced he would be better than Mark Vientos right now.

It’s kinda funny how so many Mets fans are angry at the team for getting rid of Nimmo/Alonso but Edwin Díaz is just never talked about anymore

Don’t know why Warren is out for an inning number 3

Did Gary say “Connor Rogers” or am I an idiot

A kinda crazy discovery I just made is that there’s a solid Ronny Mauricio is arbitration eligible next year. There’s about three months left in the season and he would have to spend 41 days back in the minors to avoid missing MLB’s Super Two threshold from last year.

That ball dropping in foul territory was a blessing in disguise. Urias was tagging at third and would’ve made it home as everybody was down the line.

I’m currently holding onto Mark Vientos like a little boy who refuses to let his parents put down the 16 year old terminally ill dog

Sean Manaea’s last start was the six error game and today’s start begins like… that

Pete is definitely gonna go full Freddie Freeman when the O’s come to town in September

I still can’t believe the Jays lost THAT game

This means Myers will likely exhaust his last option in 2027 and that, along with his struggles, strip him a lot of his advertised versatility.

The Mets would’ve won that game if they had Marcus Semien because he has a great batting average in 72 arbitrary at bats.

What was the point of removing Senga from the rotation if you’re still gonna do this weird kinky long relief shit with him

Don’t know how you let Senga face Schwarber and presumably Harper too

It’s too bad this is one of the greatest rookie classes of all time because otherwise Ewing would have a very credible shot at NL ROY

Among many things, Brett Baty needs a new walk-up song.

Myers just fell off a cliff sheesh

Can Cionel Pérez fetch a 25 year old “prospect” at the deadline?

I was ripping Poison at the gym today. That’s why Ewing came up clutch.

It’s so cool how my favorite team is the end-all argument to why there shouldn’t be a cap in baseball.

Fan behind home plate has a “The comeback starts NOW” sign. I respect his unwavering belief, to be quite honest.

It’s unlikely, but there’s a non-zero chance the Mets outdo the 12 game losing streak from April.

I remember there was a dude in 2017 who said he got kicked out of Citi Field for wearing a Fire Terry Collins shirt. He got a ton of publicity, social media following… Anyways that dude wound up being like a massive Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist, or something along those lines.

Wednesday was the first time in a while I felt anger. Today was the first time in a while I felt sadness. It was a legendary streak. It brought us the only clinching at Citi Field ever. But you know, all good things must come to an end.

Jared Young can you hear me

It was always super weird to me the Mets added Zach Thornton to the 40M and then sent him down after one mediocre team against a good offense. Regardless, awesome start tonight.

I’m still cracking up that they gave Kurt Suzuki a one year contract

A.J. Ewing has had better days. I think.

Let’s not get carried away with Drury but Dorofeyev is huge

That’s the Phillies defense I know!

Tweeting for possibly the last time The last time the Phillies won a game at Citi Field, Robert Saleh was the Jets’ head coach

I’m sorry but I do not care about Albert Pujols managing the Mets in June 2026. Text me in four months and we’ll talk.

Reminder that Alex Cora will be getting paid $7M by the Red Sox next year and that he forfeits said money if he takes a new job

Gotta say, I actually am very much looking forward to not having to talk about this anymore.