aren’t i .ᐣ NOT as awesome as YOU though .ᐟ

I AM A WEAPON.

you’ll be FINEEE .ᐟ i mean, y’survive when i TACKLE you .ᐟ

would you save me though

what if we both went into a hotel and you had to save me while getting whacked upside the head with a wooden bat consistently until morning

( wearing a suit and tie. scratching her ass )

uhm. ( holds out a half eaten cupcake ) im sorrgy...

LALALALALA

( LOOKS AT COSMO IN THE EYES. EATS A STRAWBERRY. )

i have stolen an entire box of cupcakes from cosmo and he still hasn’t noticed .ᐟ

( giggling from the ceiling vent above .ᐣ )

eating frozen cookies i stole from cosmo .ᐟ 😋

please Those birds are looking at me all funny like.

they’re gonna Melt me. Im So Scare—

well crud

cause i wanna taste it to see if it still tastes good, DUH .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ but if you don’t do it, what if you put like ONLY sugar .ᐣ .ᐣ

WH— HEY. WHY NOT .ᐣ .ᐟ

~temp pin~

⠀ 𝐢𝐢. 𝐟𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢; ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙨. ⠀

#MVRP / #ROBLOXRP / #DANDYSWORLDRP / #HORRORRP

COSMO COSMO COSMO CAN YOU FREEZE SOME FRESHLY BAKED COOKIES FOR ME

is he ok

.ᐣ ( pausing, a look of genuine astonishment appeared on her face before immediately being replaced by her squishing her eyes closed .ᐟ ) GUH.. my nose .ᐟ ( opening an eye.. lunging at him to bite at his arm .ᐟ )

absolutely heartbreaking.. ( pulling away, dramatically draping a hand over her head .ᐟ tails swishing left to right.. ) WHAT .ᐣ i do NOT suck .ᐟ YOU DO .ᐟ

WAHHH .̲.̲.̲ ( snrk. ) wa—pfehe… PFEHAHAHA .ᐟ you’re excited to see me too, ARENT YOU .ᐣ even though you’re trying to hide it I KNOW YOU DO .ᐟ .ᐟ

well you’re gonna have to SUCK IT UP .ᐟ cause i want to hang out with you .ᐟ

GWUH .ᐣ Hey. don’t be MEAN .ᐟ i was just trying to HELP .ᐟ ( hands on her hips, frowning .ᐟ )

YOU DONT HAVE TO BE .ᐟ .ᐟ ( where did she come from .ᐣ )

i like to think i’m rather FUNNY .ᐟ ( rapid tail wags.. ) can us toons even get heart attacks .ᐣ

you seemed to be lost in thought⎯ SOOO.. i decided to scare you .ᐟ ( she’s snickering.. rubbing her face all over his. )

pfehaAHAAHA .ᐟ sorry loo .ᐟ ( casually wrapping her arms around him .ᐟ )

BOO .ᐟ .ᐟ

im never down because im always high .ᐟ

ehehEHEHE .ᐟ the cutest ever .ᐟ YOU .ᐟ .ᐟ

NUH UH .ᐟ .ᐟ you’re joking .ᐟ .ᐟ it also lets me know whenever you’re around and that makes me very happy

your squeaking is cute

i heard looey die brutally

👀 .̲.̲.̲

i like watchin’ looey run around the map .ᐟ pfehehe.

ppfffshˎ ahaHAHAH .ᐟ ⌞ rapid tail wags.. ⌝

you’re kind of .̲.̲.̲ WASHED .ᐟ

gaaasp⎯ i would NEVER .ᐟ we’d both go boom if i squeezed any harder .ᐟ ( ceasing the spinning, yet she still stayed clinging onto him.. it’s too late for him now. she’s gonna follow him around all day .ᐟ ) ooh.. i gotta get MY gifts ready then.

fine.. i CAN wait .ᐟ simply because the idea of this gift popping up is too marvelous to pass up .ᐟ ( glancing around before pulling looey into a hug and spinning them both around .ᐟ )

for our troupe .ᐟ we don’t have one of those yet⎯ imagine all of the shows we can put on in one of those.. ( her tails went back to wagging at a rapid pace again. ) i could do acrobatics FREELY .ᐟ .ᐟ

( blink blink⎯ snickering.. ) what’s wrong with wanting MORE .ᐣ ahahAHAH. i can’t ask for another you or another blot .ᐟ so it’s the second best thing out there .ᐟ

( pausing .̲.̲.̲ but only for a second .ᐟ ) i GUESS.. i wouldn’t want to do anything that would ruin a happy event for blot and you .ᐟ ooh.. but what if she got me candy⎯

same thing .ᐟ bobettes practically christmas spirit itself.. maybe she’ll give me gifts EARLY .ᐟ ( rapid tail wags.. )