when this game drops the section of the credits for the play testers is gonna be an in memoriam because all of them are gonna kill themselves after having to play that much of this game

hopetown has got to be the god damn stupidest name ive ever heard for anything. What is that. What does that mean. do you even know? do you have any idea what the name of your game means? or is it just buzzwords. did you just throw hope in with something because you wanted it to look deep

i always be like “ai is so much worse than humans” and then when i see hopetown im forced to reckon with the reality that some manmade things are actually both more soulless and uglier than what ai does

like yknow how youve got the sack and then the ball is inside right. if someone cut my ballsack open and started playing with my ball while im in agonizing pain, their fun from playing with it added to the amount of pain im experiencing would equal more joy than id get out of playing your video game

i think if my balls were skinned while im fully conscious it would be less painful than playing your video game

my friend invited me to a server where their friends get freaky and i didnt realize they meant THIS sort of freaky

Day 514

Day 513

Idk how much longer the single life will be survivable for me gang…

i dont think we talk enough about how wicked evil it is that paradox games charges like 10 to 20 dollars for access to every update they make to their games

Day 512

i have no idea what to do with my life. everything i try sucks and i hate it

Day 510

I dont mind that i have been single for 3 years like not even a little its so fine guys

Day 509

Day 508

hey guys im back from my mandatory 24 hour timeout in the corner

Day 507

Day 506

Day 505

Day 504

that stream was really great

The best day of my life. I love you, @charliecelestia.bsky.social.

dude what the FUCK WAS THAT SHIT

Day 502

if anyone was wondering this is my profile

this is me with my beavis pfp on discord

Day 501

DAY 500 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Day 499

of course the plane with spacex cocaine crashed. that name is a plague

Day 497

Day 496

CHARLIE KIRK SHOOTING TIMELINE AS WE KNOW IT: 12:00 PM - Kirk begins his event at UVU. Eyewitnesses say they “didnt realize he had gained so much weight”. 12:23 PM - Kirk’s water breaks during the event. He is rushed to the hospital for delivery. 2:40 PM - Kirk dies during childbirth.

Day 495

if i dont meet a million transgender women in real life right now ill DIE

Day 494

in celebration of fat girl fall i will be gaining 100 pounds

hmm…. Two weeks ago, that handsome devil makes a satirical sequel to their song about a guy named charlie going to hell… two weeks later, charlie kirk dies….

Day 493 (I was caught up in language stuff :( )

🚨ATTENTION ALL UTAH RESIDENTS🚨 the fbi has just released footage showing the man behind the charlie kirk shooting if you see THIS man, CALL THE AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY