Day 563

Yea Shayy can eat shit afaic

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no i cant its too embarrassing

Can i confess somethibg

Day 559

i think someone should give me a couple million bucks so i dont have to work anymore

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Day 557

im fucking loving pluribus so much. this could actually end up being vince’s best work

man im sick of choice games like telltale and now dispatch trying to push you to doing the "morally upstanding" choice or guilt yo ufor doing the bad one and shit. No, dude. I'm Killing Shroud. I'm Killing Andrew St John. I Am killing Lilly. They need to go. Get your fickle morals out of my face

Day 556

why do men always sound like theyre being strangled to death when they shower

day 1 million of e-begging

i think its so funny that steam is making another controller and instead of calling it something like "steam controller 2" its just "steam controller" again. they want to bury the existence of that first controller so bad

Day 555

god there are so many fucking shows i watch that are airing right now. i hate it so much dude weekly releases are so painful. pluribus, smiling friends, fionna and cake, the chair company, bobs burgers, beavis and butt-head (releases every TWO weeks, so even worse schedule), and it welcome to derry

i hope that chuck schumer is right there next to the likes of pete buttygay or whatever it is during the maga nuremburg trials

i finally caught up with bobs burgers and im low key sad about it

Day 553

torture today (job)

Day 552

saw something sorta similar to this going around on the other place so i was like…. wouldnt it be funny if i did something like it #nsfw

Day 551

if u see this u have to send me a filthy dm. maybe about what youd do. its the rules. and i think they want jail for people who disobey. so dont break the law #nsfw #ass

this is the last straw guys im gonna need some of you to start getting real foul in my replies and dms alright i want some downright nasty flirting going on or else

Day 550

just watched the first episode of pluribus. Holy fuck, man. He did it again.

someone should buy me doordash and ill like jerk off until i cum on video or something

Day 549

Boobibs and thr. B. Oo bn. Biob and b #nsfw #boobs

Like for Big Chungus ignore for bigotry

Day 548

every once in a while i have such a strong desire to write that it makes me feel ill. i think the fact that i havent roleplayed proper in probably a year is accelerating this because that was my main writing outlet

i really really badly need to start writing again

my “male” friend has been really into genderbending her sona recently #ItsCracking

Day 547

new pfp and shit

i forgot to say i hit 800 a couple days ago

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Day 545

Hello. Everyone please give this a one hundred thousand likes.

Super Awesome OC slop