Next stop, the twilight zone.

Crow baby, I named him Early because he left the nest a bit too early.

I’m meditated at a 600-year-old temple in Chiang Mai, Thailand. I worked with the teacher of the monks. I was given gifts both in wisdom and in material my favorite being this amazing levitating Monk.

This is a cat, perched on top of a lotus pond in front of a 600-year-old temple in Thailand.

My aunt just lost her home. Please pray for us here.

Skies over paramount studios Hollywood today.

Completely made up books. I read this year. Jonathan Livingston seagull vs Andrew Jackson wombat Accountants in love Creamed corn hole, the history of sploshing I only smoke while I do my taxes The secret life of spongebob Be here whenever The idiots guide to dummies

Santa can go ahead and give all of us bad kids coal whenever he wants… that’s fuel for our fire!

Memento mori 2025

This is the first day of the first month of the year and I met Lisa loeb at a party. Gonna be a good year.

Saw a kahki colored cybertruck with the logo repainted in graffiti style. Then I yawned. It was a completely natural reaction.

Happy new year. Wishing you good fortune in the year ahead.

Have you noticed that many men don’t know how to buy lettuce? They unconsciously grab the wilted ones, the romaine with the most holes, the sad butter lettuce that needs help or the smooshed iceberg that is brown already… Rise up my brothers, do better! Open your eyes! Raise your standards! 🔥❤️

I heard a story of a British man in Thailand who rushed into the first Thai pizza place he could find and urgently asked for just a “normal pizza” which seems funny to me, because… how “normal” can British pizza actually be?

The history of American spiritualism is rife with racism and the fetishization of indigenous American culture. In the 1800s Yt spiritualists would call themselves “powwowers” and claimed to be able to give you… “ectoplasmic Algonquins” to protect you from harm. This was considered “white Magic”

My DM still talks to me and sends me on missions even though I left the game. That’s how dope he is.

“So I said to the guy, You dance with the redhead, I’ll hold the duck!” After acting in over 100 episodes of Charles in charge, I sometimes remember these random punch lines without the joke attached.

When Prince used to say “chaw!” really loud in a song, I understood what he meant.

I dreamt I was in the most awesome thrift store ever, with racks of vintage circus costumes so I put on one that looked like the grinch and ran around saying crazy stuff to strangers till I was pulled out to sea by a rip current, thinking I was screwed, I put my feet down and felt the Sand under me.

As a kid I would laugh really hard, it felt great, like an explosion of joy. But some of the kids around me would accuse me of “fake laughing.” I couldn’t understand it. Now, I know they had grown up with a joy deficit, and my laughter was saying, there are levels of joy you may never know.

I have a wickedly weak stomach, so…a fried ham and summer sausage eggs Benedict, late, late night meal after one gin and absinthe cocktail at a downtown dance party, was not the best idea.

Churches should be converted into places that people really want to go.

Kill off the parts of you that you didn’t wholly choose, the parts they did to you… the parts that were a response to the story of pain that you never wanted to write. #Avatarism

Reading a biography of a great person is like a vacation for your character. We get to live through that other person and it really helps to put some stuff into focus.

If you find yourself at the mercy of the bad news, the ill vibes and the 24 hour social media shit stream… elevate the importance of your meditation. In short, meditate all the time. It will free you of so many random and hurtful reactions. If you don’t know how, ask questions. 🔥❤️✌️🫶🏻

I watched the Albert Finney Scrooge musical on Christmas and it’s by far my favorite tale of a ceo getting threatened with death so badly that he changes his policies.

My fridge is packed With roast beast and sweets Beans and sausage And random meats A bag of bread And a bowl of peas I won’t need food till February.

Leftovers are my life now.

This Christmas, I wish for you to discover the immense power of your own will. For with that, you can come closer to anything that you hope for.

Say what you want about the Christmas movies of old, they did know how to slay.

Be bold this year. If you want to be healthier, be bold about changing the factors of your health. If you want success, be bold about making new connections and offering your talents. If you want love, be bold about who and how you give love. ❤️🔥

Think you know your Christmas songs? Well, Prepare yourself for the actual original lyrics to this famous Judy Garland tune: Have yourself a merry little Christmas, IT MAY BE YOUR LAST. next year we WE MAY ALL BE LIVING IN THE PAST! WTH?! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Green curry. You know nothing if you don’t know me.

Please flirt with me using only the technical terms of fluid dynamics and industrial piping.

Cartoons lied to us. I’ve never once been in a position to chase my enemies off a cliff.

Got kicked out of the wizard academy for shaving. Aren’t beardless wizards like the new big thing? I’m so sick of discrimination.

When, and if you get stuck in an elevator for an indefinite amount of time with strangers, go ahead and fart. It’ll give the people something to focus on besides fear.

I heard this wisdom recently: if they insult you, instead of raising the energy, ask them to repeat it. Can you say that again? They are hoping to get you out of control, so when you ask them to repeat it then ask calmly…what do you need from me? It can diffuse the situation. What do you think?

Just went to target to find 100% cotton boxers. I remember girls used to wear men’s boxers in the 90s as fashion, they were easy to find in all styles. Not so anymore. They had one brand, one color, one pack in my size. Dear Santa: bring back cotton boxers please, I’m sick of these plastic drawers!

I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.

Ambition without action becomes anxiety.

Murrey Krimbus Marty chronos Hulpy Neubeer Crappy Moober Hobby krimpsmimps And doy toodie whirled

The best random post I saw today: “periodic Godzilla embroidery update”

5 things I will never hate 1. My muppets tee shirt. 2. Hearts of Darkness a filmmakers apocalypse. 3. French fries with mustard 4. Crispy lettuce on sandwiches 5. Dogs

As a kid actor I got asked read with Ted Danson for a part on his newest show, and he decided to be completely bald that day. I didn’t recognize him till he started reading. Then it was like, WTH he’s bald?!! I still blame him for my poor performance that day because that shit was child abuse!

I eat crackers in bed frequently and never have any crumbs left in the bed… that I won’t eat the next day.

Sour patch kids and buncha crunch with a chlorine tasting sprite. Sitting in the dark of a movie theatre. Peak American self care.

I was fortunate enough to do voice acting work on the transformers animated series at Cartoon Network. This clip is an outtake reel from a fan video I did with my buddy Keyan. Enjoy!

Don’t be scared to leave. Fear cannot stop you now.If they cannot apologize, if they were horrible to you, if the tell you to get over it and if you feel something off in the pit of your stomach…Leave. I was never told that, and learned the hard way. You have permission to leave. Permission granted.