this oomf seems so distressed and sad, ik she needs some reassurance and validation but idk how to approach her!

it makes sense you’d have to be nude for the invisibility potion to work, but it also feels like a trap

Give me a second to pick my brain up off the floor, and try to figure out where I am, and what is happening

being European on the internet means waiting for 5pm when every American gets online

being European on the internet means waiting for 5pm when every American gets online

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death

If you’re new to Bluesky you should find an account you like and pretend it’s your wife. Show its posts to your coworkers and be like I love her so much!

Only if we had ‘open to date’ option on Bluesky just as LinkedIn’s ‘open to work’

The main problem I see with social media is that it makes you lose the capacity for deep thought, you barely spend time without noise in order to go deep enough and reach your own conclusions and learn from your own experiences. It's always someone else's life or opinions playing

Can't help but to notice the relationship between intelligence and loyalty. The dumber a person is, the more it seems like you have to worry that they'll be a cheater. It almost makes sense because it really seems like a very underdeveloped thing to do

I really miss those days back in 2001 when I didn’t exist

Now i officially hate twitter people!!

We broke up like 10 days ago, and she’s already going on a date, and that’s so heartbreaking!!

Goodnight guys! 🫶🏻

you might think im playing dumb but i actually don’t understand shit

When my friends get engaged I get a sense of new belief in love. I feel like getting excited for them makes me wanna fall in love too

I don’t have executive function it’s more like entry level function

in some kind of an era just not really sure which one exactly

if i faked my death and then later changed my mind and miraculously returned would you be mad at me, yes or no?

if i faked my death and then later changed my mind and miraculously returned would you be mad at me, yes or no?

No fvck....I mean a fvcking daily wage job!!

I mean hand to mouth job!!

I need a hand job.

Forgive yourself for not knowing what only experience could teach

This sweet lady decided to repost some of my posts and now I’m getting noticed here!! 😭🫶🏻

I got rid of Tiktok a few weeks ago and I logged back just in time not to have my account permanently deleted and lowkey I think this is the best way to use Tiktok. ONCE A MONTH

Not me spending 2000 euros in first week!!

I need new eyes!!

And one random Thursday you just move on

Today she was like “Oh I have to tell you about--“ and then she paused and went “well I don’t HAVE to, but I want to tell you about it” 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve gotten to a point in my job where my boss goes “Oh I didn’t tell you about such and such” and she puts me on all the tea about different topics

Just trying! 😔

365 days around the globe 🫶🏻

I miss 2010s music smh

She ate me on eid coz she thought I'm the goat

Ever since I got out of med school I say "left" and it actually means "left" instead of "right side for us, left for the patient"

if i Had a girlfriend i would let Her act crazy because if i Was acting accordingly she wouldn't be acting that way. it's My fault

Kat Abughazaleh I'm here babygirl

Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign. Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us. What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.

I'm not the best at letting go but for self gaslighting purposes I will say I am in fact an expert Let Goer

It's so funny when another person is trying to convince you something, and you just know they are lying. You can't stop smiling in cheeks lol!!

i love making plans but hate having to get out of bed to go through with them

Idk what! It’s my bday month so stay low everyone!!

My car broke down again.!!

i have a very long history of getting in trouble on the internet!

I don’t like this fuzz!!

Forgive yourself for not knowing what only experience could teach

My Euro Bank credit card has been blocked, AGAIN. So I’m using my Singaporean credit card and paying 20% extra on everything with 2% cash back!!

Sorry I did not respond. I was not intellectually stimulated enough