Is there a mechanism to check if a squad was picked by ChatGPT?

City conceding from the first shot off target is a new low.

Cannot wait for City to be exonerated in court and then get relegated anyway.

Pep trudging back to the dugout at 2-0 down tomorrow and seeing Rodri sitting behind the bench.

To all those I’ve silently judged for saying “I started supporting them because I just really liked their kit.”: I’m sorry. I get it now.

✅✍️ Manchester City have 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗱 Pep Guardiola has extended his contract until 2027!

TWO!

Surely there’s some Norwegian in Tommy Doyle’s family tree?

This explains why I’ve accumulated so many sky blue Bluesky followers in the last 48 hours.

David Coote celebrated too early.