I smell as good as you think I do ❤️

Love is an incredible experience, but why does marriage seem to be the holy grail of life??? If you're not married (or don't want to be) that's a perfectly normal choice!

I sure hope you had a great Thanksgiving that was focused on the things that actually matter 💋

Are YOU looking at ME with this same simp energy?

❤️❤️❤️

My students may not know the fun things I do with my personal life, but they know I have integrity and heart...

ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

If you dont have clouds and you're in the northern half of the U.S., you still have a chance to see the Northern Lights. Look Up!

It’s an epidemic today

Everybody: It’s never too late to ask for help. Edit: Do not ask for help after 6 turns.

First day of snow, so just a reminder of what's underneath the coat

Please tell me you are a reader ❤️

It was at this moment that Ali's corner man Chuck Schumer threw in the towel.

I expect that you all smell wonderful, right?

Anyone else misread this at first?

Those of you in my DMs telling me that I should keep my opinions to myself and should only share my boobs… here’s my response to you 💋

Now I'm all riled up and have nowhere to put it...

Zombie libs reclaiming their donated organs. That's a helluva long game...

With the exception of Trump using it as an excuse to not fund social programs... can you really tell the difference between Congress in session or not?

Some old guy stole my shirt

The leftie in me is torn: Support progressive Leftie politics? Or support Cuomo's sexual identity freedom?

Lefties has plans that might not work. But the Right has childhood nightmares to sell you. Choose.

If the worst thing Trump did was have an 'ineffective plan,' we would not be comparing him to Hitler...

Wait.... the South African guy whose name sounds like a Star Wars farmhand is attempting to mock the name of 1.2 million Africans worldwide?

Anyone else have multiple socials so they can be all diff sides of their identity online..?

Domestic anti-facist machine.

Womanly vibes. Hit me up

Do I have any 'troublesome' followers?

This is a great way to make my day btw 💕💕💕

All sex work is legitimate work 👏 You shouldn't have an opinion about any consenting grown woman 👏 Respect means mind your own business 👏

ICE won't be kissing this frog. But they sure can kiss the fuck off 😽

Breaking news: Ceasefire with Hiroshima announced by US

One of the nice things about sunbathing in my 40s is that I ALSO get that tingle when a woman compliments me…

Planning to motivate the Brewers just like Mrs. Dorn did for Ricky Vaughn... 💋

Make America Navajo Again

It’s ok to feel alive 💋

It’s an historical truth that when hateful authoritarianism is your governmental model, political violence will result. Stop clutching your pearls.

Sexual freedom. Gender freedom. Body freedom.

I am a public-school teacher. If the 9th graders said anything as cringy as this, older kids would harass them into home-schooling. The LARPing... the embarrassing bravado... the hypocrisy... the sad little aggression... Now imagine it's the President of the United States saying it.

Haven't we all worked for this kind of an asshole?

Whut. It's #caturday.

Men who defend sexual assault or the mistreatment of women, deserve to have their little hands chopped off so they can never jerk to women again 💋 #namethem #releasethefiles

Department of War Crimes

AND STAB ANYONE WHO TRIES TO EAT YOU WRONG

All by myself on a beach day today!

Proud boys, indeed ❤️

Hiding from their own mothers?