The facts are complicated, but here’s a summary of what appears to have happened based on the filings and today’s hearing:

"Hang on. Let's see if it rapes him before we kill it."

Every time they say Halligan was *hand-picked* by Trump an angel throws up a little in its mouth.🤢

I believe the victims not a sex offending, pussy grabbing, porn star bedding, creepy old man who looks at girls like they’re a candy apple #EpsteinFiles

WHOREFIGHTING!

Inspiration by Dennis Franz, Hill Street Blues.

To whom can the troubles of the world be traced? Dirty White boys. youtu.be/tJSRfztl_tc?...

Happy Veterans' Day to all who celebrate!

NEW: DOJ alleges that James Comey authorized someone “at the FBI” to anonymously engage w/ the media. But documents suggest that that “someone”—Daniel Richman—may not have been officially employed by the FBI during any of the communications cited by prosecutors www.lawfaremedia.org/article/more...

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Eat mustard, motherfuckers! ✊🥖

Let's all recall a true member of the Deep State, a public official with a radical, activist agenda: Kim Davis, former Kentucky county clerk, Republican (like that needs to be said). www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...

Is it just me, or is BlueSky starting to really pick up and getting interesting? It feels energized!

Treasonal Depression

A lesser known figure would be Smallus Dickus.

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

ICYMI: This week, I published my story about text messages I exchanged with Lindsey Halligan — the prosecutor now pursuing criminal cases against Letitia James and James Comey. It’s a wild ride, and I’m still trying to make sense of it all. Your Sunday read: ⬇️ www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

I can definitely relate! #jokesters

This is like reverse cowgirl with a real cow. ☹️

But whatever you do, OHMYFUCKINGGOD, don't call them deplorables!! jfc

NEW: “The Justice Department seemed poised to pursue an indictment against Letitia James on pathetically weak charges. Yet the charges that actually ended up in the indictment a jury returned on Thursday may somehow be even weaker.” By @mollyroberts.bsky.social www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...

Trauma is recorded in the body. #trauma #poetry

I wish they'd stop calling humans illegal. Both sides do it. I mean, we assume they are in the country illegally but why? Unfortunately, for the same reasons ICE does. 🫤 Besides, they haven't had a full measure of due process to be found "illegal." But you know who has? Thirty-four times!

Don't forget the huge advantage of unloading the deadweight of student loans. Why pay the student loans for those radical leftwing universities you failed utterly in when ICE will do it for you?

The Future Is Female (and Fierce): Meet the Next Governors of VA and NJ #USDemocracy #Pinks open.substack.com/pub/demcastu...

Well, that's one way to have your friends check if you're tripping balls again. 🫤

Thank you for your service. ---Chaos

First they came for the comedians but I wasn't funny. Whew... dodged that bullet!

Seriously y’all, look at this 👀!! I think it’s so amazing. I needed to see some beauty in a world that can feel so ugly recently. 🌺🌼🌹💐

Overcrowded cells. Unsanitary conditions. Limited access to food and water. These are the conditions that ICE has created at 26 Federal Plaza, which eleven elected officials sought to expose. Instead, they were arrested. They must be released right now — and inspectors let in.

Do not obey in advance. Resist. ✊🏼

lotus a reminder of aging hips and knees #dailyhaikuprompt lotus

I dunno? What *will* it look like?

A Christmas Carol, 2025: After Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future and horrified by his rotten reputation as the universal villain, instead of looking inward and realizing what a horrible person he’s been, he sends mobs to hunt down and/or fire everyone who spoke ill of him in death

Here's an idea: Maybe ICE would leave them in peace if immigrants wore some symbol or emblem on their clothing? Maybe a patch they could sew on like... I don't know... a star of some shape or something? 🤷‍♂️

As long as the location is public and prepared for the influx of people paying tribute. And can handle the catastrophic amount of urine said tribute entails.

A childhood visit to Jersey. Twelve cousins of all types abandoned to the finished basement while the adults drank upstairs. When grandma checked on the commotion she reported that we were “Swinging from the chandeliers in the Rec Room!” From under the toppled bookcase fort, I heard wreck room.

Jesus fucking Christ

1) I had never heard of Cracker Barrel till the weekend. 2) When I did, it confirmed every cliche I had in my mind about corporate American food. 3) I have no thoughts on the logo. 4) I never want to hear about the company ever again.

Never thought about burning a flag before. Seems such an empty gesture. But now, I want to burn dozens of the fuckers!🖕😠🖕

insult him you’re fired make him look bad you’re fired aren’t loyal to him you’re fired Don’t lie for him you’re fired He has the Ego of a bruised banana that has less integrity than the 2 brain cells jerking off in his syphilis rotting brain sac

I love Colbert, but could this be Karma with the payback?