Don’t look up. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/c...

People that believe in hell miss the part where you have to make your own vengeance. Nobody is gonna do it for you.

I’m glad I have zero qualms regarding the patriotism of the billionaires surrounding Trump because otherwise I’d be very worried about illegal market manipulation.

Millennials are TIRED of carrying y’all’s moronic asses.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

After we’re sure that bullet didn’t go through his brain?

Imma be like Etta James up in this bitch.

Built like a golf tee

Moskowitz: When President Zelenskyy came to the White House, we heard a lot about what he was wearing. Oh my God, the precious Oval Office—he didn’t wear a suit! I mean, here’s a picture of Kid Rock in the Oval Office—he looks like he’s about to jump over 10 buses on the White House lawn.

At minimum they should deport the Dr who did that extremely obvious nose job.

Paradise is such a gooooood fucking show

That’s one stupid motherfucker

Hang Seng opens down 9.28%.

TAIWAN STOCKS DROP MORE THAN 9%

Worse than you can imagine, faster than you could imagine. As I have stated many times lol

This implies an opening that will be significantly worse than Black Monday in 1987.

I actually can barely speak right now. This is very rapidly approaching Great Depression market crash territory for tomorrow.

With futures trading heavily down today, commodities crashing, and the S&P down 13.55% over five days, traders are getting margin calls. Margin calls can accelerate selloffs and create their own momentum. Here’s what they are and how they work in both futures and equities markets.

Japanese banks and financial institutions in crisis.

5:50 pm PST: Japan’s banking sector in free fall. Complete meltdown across all major financial institutions with 14-17% drops not seen since 2008 financial crisis.

Trump Tariff Crisis Update (5:30 pm PST). Asia Pacific markets in free fall. Nikkei 225 plummeting -7.56% (-2,553 points) to 31,227.50. This approaches circuit breaker territory and marks one of the steepest single-day drops since the 2008 financial crisis.

6 pm PST: Australian banking sector in crisis. All major Australian banks experiencing significant selling pressure. Reserve Bank of Australia intervention possible.

I won my Company’s Women’s Basketball Tournament Bracket. And had a top 2% bracket on ESPN. I did not watch one full game all year lol

Is the Penguin island in the room with us right now?

Should have paid attention when they had away to affect it. GOP aren’t beholden to voters when they are governing by executive order.

So here’s the thing, they don’t care. At all. They know this is unpopular. This isn’t news to them. They do not care. They are governing by executive order. And will continue do so

Sounds like: “That’s a nice Coffee export you got there. It’d be a shame if we didn’t buy it anymore.” Stop acting like USA is working from a position of strength. Trump gave that up.

Eagles fans after a loss:

We are very far over the cliff here, folks

I asked “why do these evil ass people never seem to die?” And got an account warning on Reddit for threatening violence. I appealed.

A cool dude who was also responsible for the emotional peak of the 2024 NFL season

he did, thankfully, make clear he wants to put AB to sleep

PRESIDENT BUSINESS: everything is going great with the money, the operation was successful, we're buying groceries again, what a beautiful word, groceries, look here are people buying groceries now PEOPLE: *looking at retirement accounts, jumping out windows* PRESIDENT: *jerkoff dances to YMCA*

We don’t have to be self sufficient. That’s the whole point of trading goods and services.

Shirts are already too expensive

Great Again!

That’s not a route. That’s basketball against air.

Donald Trump claims he’s returning education back to local communities. But in reality, he’s threatening to take money away from your public schools. This is outrageous and will do nothing but hurt students.

Who did this?

Here is the top comment on this article: “You are advising responsible honest people who have worked hard, saved all their lives… to scale down their retirement dreams because a one person has decided to destroy the US economy. Why not write an article about how to get rid of the real problem?”

All 4 of her eyes are welcome

His face at the end when he’s trying figure to explain it’s not that “butt”

Why would you sympathize with people who sowed what they are now reaping? We fucking told you so, idiots.

You DON’T think these people need to die? They think YOU need to die. Wake up people.