I suggest 2 new winter Olympic events: Face down, feet first luge. (FDFFL) Face up, head first skeleton (FUHFS) 👍

Wow.

Lady Gaga seems to have been a well guarded secret. 👍

Is Bad Bunny going to throw rolls of paper towels into the crowd?

Not really missing the Superbowl commercials this year. Just products we probably already boycott.

Turned on the Superbowl. Saw Green Day. Wondered aloud if they'd do American Idiot. I was not disappointed.

The drone work following the downhill skiers is really something to see. It's like playing a videogame. That should be an Olympic sport all by itself. (Guy in sweatpants sitting in dark room wins medal using only his thumbs)

Downhill Skiing implies the existence of Uphill Skiing.

I'm predicting the Vancouver Canucks will not lose a single game for 3 weeks. Take that to the bank and call your bookie.

Raise your hand if you ever wore one of these at your job. ✋

With the Superbowl coming up, I Googled Offensive Lineman.

The nice thing about Spotify and other music services is that you can block traitor artists and it actually costs them some money. #TraitorMcrae

Sturko: "I'm extremely disappointed in ______________." * * literally any topic that gets her on TV

Now there's a story... www.reddit.com/r/news/s/ewS...

Someone said that anyone that watched "Melania" was either paid, or a garbage human" *

Canada's Keaton. What a shame.

I am forever mystified by fires destroying sushi restaurants. New Westminster fire destroys sushi restaurant share.google/JMkaPrMpWHtN...

Pro Tip: McDonald's stopped free refills on pop. Finish drink, wipe out cup, refill with pumped ketchup at their kiosk. Profit.

Massachusetts & Pennsylvania

Having known and worked with many, many Finns, I can say that humour isn't their top attribute. But this is funny.

Why wasn't there a family member in Schitt's Creek named Anita? Such a missed opportunity.

Make it 110% ya festering taint. Mark (probably)

Carney: Hey Doug, time to roll that commercial again in the States. Ford: Superbowl? Carney: Just send me the bill.

Greenland

You're shipping us to the US or you're going to euthanize us? Can we think about it?

"Our view is the middle powers must act together because if we’re not at the table, we’re on the menu" Mark Carney Actual Human Leader

Did every single store install electronic shelf labels at the same time? This is Canadian Tire. Given their weekly sales, this is huge. They must have purchased hundreds of millions of these.

Well this ain't good...

Oh Global. You so stupid.

A critical review - worth the read. open.substack.com/pub/asharang...

Glad I finished this. Spoiler, didn't like it. The big miss at the end was that the graduating class wearing orange gowns *were not* called the <drumroll please> Hawkins Cheezies 😎

You know, I think the Canucks have a real shot at the cup this season.

I used to shop regularly at Mountain Equipment Co-Op. Great gear, fair prices. Spent a lot over the years. Went to the new Mountain Equipment Company today. Great gear. Nice store. Prices at least 2 x fair. Might stop in again if I have to pee.

Uh oh. Somebody pooted.

Is anyone really surprised about this? You don't send a carrier group to assist with blowing up dinghies.

Have a New Year Everyone!* * I stopped using Happy as it seems presumptuous 😐

I'm not big on New Year's resolutions. But I'd like to invite you to join me in what will likely be an easy but impactful pledge: I will not set foot in the United States in 2026.

Probably going to have to rework this 3D printed rocket nightlight prototype. It looks a wee bit naughty.

Electronic shelf labels (ESL) are one of the most interesting and game changing things to happen to retail in a long time. Fantastic idea.

Finally. OFRILLS is finally open.

Just once it would be great to hear a mega-million$ lottery winner be interviewed and asked what they're going to do with all their money: And answer "Bounties, definitely Bounties".

A classic Christmas greeting in the Chico household You cheap lying no-good rotten four-flushing low-life snake-licking dirt-eating inbred overstuffed ignorant blood-sucking dog-kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fat-ass bug-eyed stiff-legged spotty-lipped worm-headed sack of monkey shit

Merry Christmas from vintage Chico! 🧑🏻‍🎄🎁🎄

Merry Christmas everyone. Our seasonal diorama. #3DPrint

BC Ferries: Putting the Antichrist in Christmas. Every. Frickin'. Year.

This is a positive step. Long overdue.

Why is the expression "I can't hear very well out of that ear" and not "I can't hear very well into that ear? 👂🏻

And once again the wonderful Chapman's calendar is delivered free. What a great Canadian company.

Here it is...

Rectum? Damn near killed him.