Just out of curiosity, I looked up the Vancouver schedule for FîFA games. I immediately received a 9 page cease and desist email for unauthorized use, and told to empty out my water bottle.

That PNE Amphitheatre looks nice. But with that stupid wooden "thong" roof it's a crapshoot as to whether you'll be sitting in the rain or in the dry. This isn't California people. At least it was massively over budget so that tracks.

I just ask them to bring the rest of the beer over in a few minutes.

C'mon Johnny, lick that Emily knob!

While I can't wait to not support FIFA or watch any games, I must say the soccer ball decor on the Science World sphere is quite snappy.

I'm old enough to remember tube testers in drug stores. I'm not old enough to remember x-ray machines in shoe stores to check how well your shoes fit.

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Ok, I'll say it. This looks very entertaining for all involved. But they're too close. It was regular practice decades ago to travel behind the ferry when it was really rough on the Strait. They'd flatten the sea out to a mill pond and provide a quick route across. Like following a snow plow.

Uganda sure has a lot of balls running tourism ads on CNN. I mean, seriously. Come for the sights, stay for the Ebola.

That's stepping up right there.

Nope. Waste of money. Keep the old klunkers on the dirt. #UnpopularOpinion

Someone, let's say a friend of mine, told me that if you fart near say, a Winix smart air purifier, the display goes red and kicks into high speed when it detects the VOCs near it. This friend takes great pride & enjoyment in this safety feature.

Arvey the Arvey

There is absolutely nothing on this Earth that Clarissa Ward will not take on. From visiting war zones to knocking on the doors of Russian hit men to visiting Ebola Hot Zones. She is astounding.

Oh look. Organized Whale harassment.

Dead man floatin'

Probably the most creative pop carton display I've seen and it's in Nanaimo!

Likely just an ignorant American. I wonder if they know that this is a big f&ck you to Canada*? * Flying your host country's flag under your own on the stern of your vessel is a huge insult under maritime etiquette.

The Blue Origin explosion is a lesson on buying jobber knockoff parts on Amazon.

I wouldn't normally suggest subscribing to a newsletter (it's free with no ads unless you want to pay), but this is a pretty good one. I've been on it for nearly 10 years now. Wow, that's scary. The daily summary takes < a minute. Political News for Normal People. whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com

I wonder if Americans realize that they're getting better and likely more accurate information from Iranian sources than through their own government? 🤔

I guess our Prime membership is going up.

When you have that many guns in your country, eventually animals start using them.

Maybe it will be ok. Spoiler: It was not.

Watched a couple of rednecks with their big ass truck drive up and park in a set of car charging station spots. Thought - jerks. Turns out they were installing them. 😳

Watching the Drew Carey Show in reruns, I now remember why I liked it so much.

So good.

Every time I see the coach of the Whitecaps being interviewed, he makes me think of a U-boat commander.

Trump: I can't be arsed to go to Jr.'s wedding. Jr: Don't worry dad, I'll be at your final black tie event.

Unpopular opinion. As much as I liked Stephen Colbert's show, I did not enjoy his last episode. It was weird, uninteresting and klunky. #UnpopularOpinion

I can't wait to never ever listen to any of the 3 new desperation albums that Drake has just released.

And here we are! 12seasons.nyc?campaign_id=...

So this is just a huge tariff from Canada. And guess who ultimately pays for tariffs?

Monk walks up to smoldering remains, bends down, lights cigarette. Flame salvaged.

Maybe the anti-vax gang will change their philosophy once they see what severe ebola symptoms look like. It ain't no covid.

Oooohhhhh....consider me intrigued!

So. ➡️ Ebola breaks out in 2 major locations in Africa. ➡️ WHO declares this an International Emergency. ➡️ FIFA is in one month with thousands travelling to North America. ➡️ Soccer is already the deadliest spectator sport in the World. ➡️ You do the math.

E-bikes. One of many problems. They'll eventually cause a wildfire. Then I'll get really vocal.

My only question is how much tear gas and riot gear has been purchased for FIFA by Vancouver PD? #WordCup #FIFA

Seriously. Do they want wildfires? People are just too fucking stupid to be allowed to light fires responsibly. 🤦🏻

Ok. Who dis? Papa, Mama, Teen, Grandpa and...I'm guessing it's Mama's new boyfriend Francesco.

Hey! Wanna grab a beer and sit outside? Sure. But do you have a chair that only holds a phone?

Order too many of these for the province didya Lee Valley?

First of all, Amber alerts are a very good thing. But being jolted out of a deep sleep at 1 am for a possible abduction that is at least an 18 hour trip and at least 2 ferry rides away from here wasn't useful. The alert was cancelled 2 hours later. People will begin to ignore these completely.

If Pluto can't be a planet, then Australia can't be a continent. Fight me.

Will Bryan Cranston & Will Ferrell finally do an underwear sketch together in SNL?* *Only Will is scheduled but there is always hope. 🤞

As demonstrated just this week! #Vancouver

I've come to the conclusion that if beer was free, society as we know it would end.* *I've been watching "Hazardous History" which is fantastic (ignore the Fonz). See 10¢ beer night.

Finally! Goddamn hazard. www.reddit.com/r/MapleRidge...

Always. Good advice.