We're going to build a big digital program to elect Roy Cooper in North Carolina, and I need a couple of right hands to help me steer the ship. I'm hiring two Deputy Digital Directors, one for our Content team, the other for Online Fundraising.

I have thought on it and prayed about it, and I have decided: I am running to be the next U.S. Senator from North Carolina.

hakeem jeffries' 8 hour marathon is a noble pursuit of ensuring that republicans' act in the daylight, but a misreading of today's media environment sub to my substack

all the cat does all day is lie there and sleep. should be me.

the national guard in la... not really something you're hearing about these days

things are going great over there

"how's the job search going, andy"

"we're staying here to liberate the city from... [its] leadership" seems pretty clear cut to me!

are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the democratic socialists of america?

people want action! defending the status quo, playing wait-and-see, letting trump "drive himself" into the ground — it all codes as lame, weak, out of touch or all three

gonna throw this one straight into the "not great" column www.military.com/daily-news/2...

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

there's no jump scare like rewatching band of brothers and jimmy fallon shows up

This is 100% the fault of ICE and the Trump admin, which has deliberately incentivized this behavior with their tactics. Their goal is to encourage white nationalist groups to dress up as ICE to attack minorities, and the increase in lookalike crimes is to them an acceptable byproduct.

these are pretty different reasons, jake!

driving through dc and spotted a sign advertising walk in iq tests

this feels... como se dice... bad

running around begging these huge donors to spend even just like $50,000 on youtube ads just showing the tweet

got a new oven that has an app. will report back

I live in a city apartment without any outdoor space but I’m also entering the phase of my life where I think I want a pizza oven

what the hell do you mean "hard boiled" isn't available online in the us

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not sure when or why it happened but at some point in the last six months or so i've started confusing peak/peek and it's kicking my ass. no i do not smell toast

Okay so Trump totally was talking about Elon that one time

I appreciate that whoever runs my weather app is also terminally online

bad

Francis Fukuyama less than 6 months into the second Trump term:

trying to live my life in a way that gets ving rhames to call me "brother"

i am going to LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

we can and should walk and chew gum! the bill didn't pass *because* democrats weren't at full strength, but that made it so that a republican could fall asleep during the vote and it didn't matter!

these independent newsletters are getting out of hand

counterpoint: no it won't

i can't believe i have to refer to this fucking thing as "the big beautiful bill" in a professional capacity

i wake up in the middle of the night remembering that they added kitt from knight rider to fortnite (a real thing happening right this very moment)

nope, sorry, nice try, we've already booked up our b block with book promo

correct

NEWS INCOMING: Organization offers benefits to employees

local pittsburgh chevy dealership with an ad saying "get a new chevy while it's still priced like a car, not like a vacation home in aspen"

very few people or organizations are truly committed to anything these days, so i appreciate spotify's commitment to make their interface the biggest pile of dogshit imaginable

well well well, not so easy to pass a BBB that doesn't suck shit, is it

honestly this rocks. 8:30am on a wednesday, no notes

bro... what

it stands out to me that none of the examples these folks come up with — as exemplified by that Squish Coachella poster — include chris deluzio, current occupant of the conor lamb seat and cosponsor of medicare for all

does anyone remember what the hell i was just doing

a gop state chair voted with a fake id he made himself with a name that isn't his name, i smell toast

have we figured out yet why rfk jr sounds like that

zero days since i've gotten angry at a new york times reporter for being purposefully obtuse