Mika Cuisance ist der geilste Spieler der Welt

Clear and obvious oder so. Ffs #hahohe

I finished work at 3am now it’s time to stay up till 6am to watch hertha The fun life of an American Hertha fan

It’s 2 am I’m waiting for a girl to text me back so I’m watching John Wall highlights. Maybe this is why she’s not responding

Show Thursday. It's grading time. How did your team do? The 50 Plus Döner School of Grading Stuff will be making an official appearance to grade teams from the first and second men's Bundesliga. We grade in play and watchability. Come thru 👀 Thursday 6pm Central www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner

I’m way to hungover to be watching Hertha at 06:30. The suns not even up

Don't forget that day 1 of our double show week starts today. If you don't watch both of them your team will announce some extremely ugly jerseys this summer. 6pm Central, Thursday AND Friday www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner and on YouTube also

I already have tickets for game 3 in Milwaukee on Friday and honestly I’m not even sure I wanna go. Shits rapidly pushing my life expectancy down

My nephew handed me one of his toys because I looked “lonely” Christmas ruined 😂😂😂

Dikka wtf. Jemand im DHL oder UPS hasst Hertha. Wahnsinn #hahohe

Hertha Ultras groups doing their early collection of winter clothing and sleeping bags for the homeless population of Berlin this weekend against Ulm