Folks using elf on the shelf & grinch pics to traumatize their kids on the internet gives me the ick 🤢

I’m scrolling by every “new year’s” post because I’m still fighting for my life in THIS year. Y’all rush everything. Respectfully.

Folks are doing this weird thing as Blue ages of not wanting her to look like her dad, who (in my opinion), she’s always looked like… Blue will continue to grow into her own person. Bey is still her mama, even if they’re not identical clones. Stop being weird 😒

Blue looks just like both of her parents. Sometimes the DNA from one parent takes over on Monday and loses on Tuesday because that’s how genetics work lol

UGA doctoral regalia >>> everybody else 🤷🏾‍♀️ Still so sad I don’t get to wear mine on stage (2020 cancelled graduation club 🙋🏾‍♀️)

I appreciate receiving ✨affirming✨ informal feedback from my students: “If she (me) takes off points, it’s because you didn’t do what she asked you to do. That syllabus is CLEAR AND THOROUGH”. I HOLLERED because they’re not wrong 🤷🏾‍♀️😂 👩🏾‍🏫 #AcademicSky

I don’t understand letting the AI robots take over.

For the record: Curtis Jackson is ALSO a terrible person & wretched villain.

I finished the Diddy “the Reckoning” documentary and my goodness. What an evil, twisted villain. Also, those jurors would’ve set Robert Kelly free and laughed about it 😒

Derwin Davis was FINE and CHAOTIC. All he had to do was the opposite of everything he did and everything would’ve been okay 😭

All of us who earned those “best writer on the FCAT essay” awards in elementary school can tell you that girl at that one school wrote a TRASH paper 🤷🏾‍♀️

I watch all of the #Hallmark Christmas movies not knowing these “country stars” are actual artists 🤷🏾‍♀️

I just saw a commercial for SPAM TACOS. Recession indicators are getting louder & louder…

I hope Dream Hampton is doing well.

Everybody has lost it.

I need to write 😭 Right now I have to grade, but my goodness do I need to write 😭

“Unknow me” is a hilarious thing to say lol

Fighting sleep at 8:29pm is diabolical. What is this 😒

I don’t keep up with the sports, but that dude attempting to clown Russell after he was invited to HIS HOME for Thanksgiving wasn’t really saying anything. MANY couples (with & without children) decide to do their own thing on a holiday. They likely wanted it that way & you’re being messy smh

#Hallmark has been doing this “Christmas movie universe/crossover” thing this season and I’m here for it 🥹

The collective response to Cory Booker’s nuptials being, “Congrats! We don’t want you as president either” is SENDING me 😂😭

Did you have a #Coach mom, a #DooneyAndBurke mom, or a #KateSpade mom growing up?! 👀 My mom is forever a #Coach mom, but she has also become a D&B/Kate Spade mom over time 🤗

I’m alternating between watching marathons of #Hallmark Christmas movies & diving deep into documentaries about wealthy white folks’ mess because why not 🤷🏾‍♀️

My students told me about this Hulu documentary that I “needed to watch” ASAP” a few months ago about someone named “Ruby Franke”. I just finished it. My goodness on today that lady is TRASH!

I was excited for the nostalgia of the #B2K tour, but they messed up the vibes with all of these extra acts. This tour should’ve been for millennials who watched them breakup in real time on 106th & Park! Not the young ones who met Lil Fizz on LHH 🙃🙃🙃

I am up eating sweet potato pie cheesecake & watching Christmas movies because I’m an adult & that’s my business 😌

I flew home on Wednesday morning & flew back today. Being back on my couch, curled up, watching #Hallmark >>>

*whispers* I saw the OG #Wicked on Broadway in NY in 2004? (Or 2005)… In my mind, nothing will compare so I haven’t watched the movies because I don’t want to be disappointed 😕

Question for my curvy friends! Where do you buy *quality* leggings these days?! I’m looking for something soft, comfortable, & stretchy…

Trying to let folks have their “turkey day run” fun without having a conniption every time someone says they “earned” their food for the day…

I flew home this afternoon. Spent the evening with the fam. I was back in my hotel room, showered, & in my pjs by 9pm & watching Hallmark Christmas movies until I doze off 🤗

Tampa International Airport has gotten a little bit of an upgrade 👀

Airports are where you see all of the married (hetero) women who are single moms. Dad is eating his HOT food, scrolling his phone & wearing headphones. Mom is procuring an assortment of nuggets, fries, fruit, & milk because who knows which mood little Cody is in today…

Is the Campbell’s soup thing real?! Asking because everything is AI & nothing feels real anymore 🙃

Those “apology” marketing posts are my least favorite thing right now. My heart sinks every time thinking one of my faves has done something terrible…

Folks using AI to “edit disabled people” into being able-bodied is so…

I’ve been #30Something for a few weeks & I’m still smiling about my birthday 💕 👸🏾 🥹 #TheBoyIsMineTour #Scorpio

Beyonce, please. Christmas is next week and we’re still paying off Cowboy Carter tickets 😭😭😭

Truly surprised Todd lasted this long in that marriage… Kandi’s mama would’ve been enough for me ✌🏾

Y’all have me up watching #AllHerFault! I’m on episode 7 & I’m pretty sure somebody already spoiled the (redacted)… I’m still watching because WHAT IS THIS 👀

I’m back at work today after having the BEST birthday of my 30s. I did exactly what I wanted to do & had SO MUCH FUN. Here’s to making your own rules 💜

Daily reminder that Golden Girls fans are the best! #StayGolden

I had a very “me” day today and I feel very grateful for that 🥹💜 #30Something 🥳

Still accepting cheesecake & warm tea today 🥳

My mama called at 12 on the dot 🤗 #30something 🎉

Finally watching Tia & Tyreke’s Christmas movie!! They still make a great on screen pair after all these years 😍 #AVeryMerryBeautySalon

Where do y’all go for your birthday freebies?! 👀 On my list: Krispy Kreme, Smoothie King, Panera…

It’s my birthday week! 🎉 If anybody is feeling generous & wants to send your girl a cup of tea 🫖 or a slice of cheesecake 🍰 , feel free 🤗 Cashapp: $RavenK90 Venmo: @RavenK90

Regulating my nervous system by watching predictable #Hallmark Christmas movies >>>

This is my favorite time of year: My favorite season 🍁 My AKAversary 💕💚 My Birthday 👑 My favorite holiday 🦃