I wake up everyday looking for breaking news . . . We need that done by tomorrow

Meanwhile we done lost Harriet the Spy 😭😭

Meanwhile, I wouldn’t buy a 🥷🏾 a slice of pizza

If I have to ask my daddy for it, what do I need you for?

I got 10 new follows and didn’t say anything on here last week (that I remember). Let me find out somebody been on here talking about me lol

Idk, something about a person saying they’re from Atlanta makes me want to block them . . .

When someone likes 5 of my skeets in a row but don’t say shit to me… why are you doing this??? You a spy?!

Woke up Black and Beautiful yet again ☺️ 🖤 Good Morning Everybody ☀️💕 (say it back)

Maturing is realizing that Bluey is just Caillou in dog form (or whatever she is)

I’ve been hyper fixated on bologna and cheese sandwiches this week, but I made a double bologna and cheese sandwich earlier and been disgusted ever since because what was that to do😩

😂😂 my heart was in the right place!!

Idk who needs to hear this, but it’s cheaper for you to get smaller, than it is for your clothes to keep getting bigger

You crying about a bitch, I’m tryna get another bag 🤷🏾‍♀️

I was confused when I saw colonizers and then I realized I wasn’t on the black sky feed

My baby is turning 11 tomorrow, and I am in SHAMBLES.

I just want to know who is in charge of the crowd meter at planet fitness 😒

Kool pop

Happy Black History Month

It was hot as hell last night, now it’s 41 degrees. Alabama weather man

I knew I was old when I got on here wondering why everybody was so excited to see dick on an app . . . Some of yall act like you don’t see it in real life 😐

Hey, so we had all day for a tornado watch. Why this shit wanna come when it’s bed time and we can’t see?! 😭

😂😂😂😂

The way these weather alerts are worst than the actual weather 😭😭.

A tornado watch in February is crazy

Shit, it’s a couple people on here.

I watch Cekeyus eat whenever I think about eating some shit I don’t have any business eating

I just finished my first semester back in school Friday. . . Small victories

Yeah I’m not about to play with Huntsville Utilities 🥴

The way men sprint to respond with no thought or comprehension in sight 🥴.

I be posting stuff forgetting that people are dense . . .

Kinda craving a pickle sandwich

I’m a genie in a bottle, baby. Gotta rub me the right way, honey! Lmaoo definitely had no business singing this as a child

I never thought I’d be the type to be in the gym for 2 hours, but here I am

It’s too early 🙄

I came to the gym at 5 this morning and parked beside a white van like a dummy. My soul almost left my body when I was putting my shoes on in the car and saw someone moving in that van 😭😩

Give ☺️

A girl on TikTok said she cracked all 12 zodiac signs, and I felt the toxicity in my body start to come up

Yall ruined this app. . . You can say something like “I’m about to go for a walk” and someone will comment about how we should boycott breathing air because God allowed slavery 🙄

Literally!

Right person, wrong time?

Brittany Renner is Muslim and covering herself now . . . Is the rapture coming soon or?

Spot on! lol

☝🏾 this

This is why you should keep it cute at all times. Yall be on here clout chasing forgetting that social media is not a safe space 😂

I really need yall to stop spewing ignorance. Being on Medicaid and food stamps does not automatically mean unemployed. Yall too old for that.

Good damn night!

I see yall on here being messy. Let me get back to the clock app where it’s not as hostile

Elon’s son really told that man to shut the fuck up and he wasn’t the president. . . What part of the Omen is this scene from? 😭😂

Quick fashion question... Should I wear this Tec-9 with the high tops or should I wear this Uzi with the low tops? What movie is that from? . . . Wrong answers only

“Soul ties is crazy”