"YUP! LET THE PIPSQUEAK REALLY HAVE IT!"

((PLEASEEE DO!! JOIN ME!! JOINNNNN MEEEEEEHHH!!

((Hehe

[Sniffle.]

[Looking genuinely upset.] You didn't like my trick-?

Oh, wanna see a trick??

I'm not even doing shit, man. My hands are just stiff. Can a man flex his hands, or no-?

I'm not even touching you! Back off!

[Squeezing motion]

((Natsu was like: pro rage baiters-? Okay, wait this

I'm sure you are, anime tits!

Gotham...that's a funny name

Because he's an exceed! Magic!

((Random cheesy lore, this stupid bitch (Natsu) named his cat(who hatched from an egg btw) Happy because his birth made the whole guild...wait for it...very 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺.

Pew pew!!

Man! You're no fun!

Ooh! You've got a gun-? Can I see? Pleaseeeeee?

💭: The vibe...fruity ass vibe. Fruitcake.

...Oh I have so much to show you.. Let's start with BL. You give me the vibe.

💭: I miss Gray's tits.

A gooner manga, then?

What anime are you from??

Yo, that dude got big anime style tits.

Well...early in my childhood, there was a dragon attack on our home. So, I kinda died-? And so did our parents. And this poor fool Zeref was so STUPID, he used my dead body and dark magic to bring me back, and- It worked! But it also cursed that asshat so...he randomly killed everything he came

[Tears running freely. Hiccuping.] MY CATTTTTT!! MY HAPPY!!

Oh, tell me about it. There's always mysterious bastards in the world. Like the bastards trying to wake up Zeref. Uh, my...evil brother Zeref. Not a good call.

((I'm having sm fun. Next, I'm gonna make him explode.

[Scratching head.] Court of Savante-?

[Catching hold of him. Sobbing into his shoulder. Tears and snot and all.] 𝘜𝘞𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏-!! 𝘜𝘞𝘈𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘏-!!!

((Omg, I hope u feel better soon, Spooky, I love u bad

((That's Happy. The cat. He can grow white angel wings and fly.

My beautiful, beautiful baby partner. My heart manifest. My dearest friend. (He misses Happy. Come home, boy. Come home 😭😭😭)

PIPSQUEAK, WHERE ARE WE-?

...is this not Earth-? Man..

YOU WHINE WORSE THAN HAPPY WHEN HE WANTS A FUCKIN' SARDINE.

YEAH, CAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE WHINING ALL THE TIME.

I DIDN'T EVEN CALL YOU SHORT, I CALLED YOU PALE AND NARROW MINDED. KEEP UP!!

What are those-? Never heard of em

THAT'S BECAUSE OF MY FUCKIN' FIRE, YOU NARROW-MINDED, PALE-ASS PIPSQUEAK!

YA SAID EW. YA FIND ME DISGUSTING, HUH??

((Head in hands... I have 3 muses now that eat rocks... This is a pattern...

I wouldn't choose to. But I could. And I have. They're crunchy!

EW??? [SNARLING. SNORTING FLAMES.]

Oh, relax. I'm good. [Opening his mouth, sucking the flames. Burping.]

I eat everything! Meat, rock, vegetable, fire, lightning. All of it!

Ugh, then forget it.

That's sick! Really is! Then, you must've known my papa. He was a dragon, you know. Always in the skies.

Ugh, I'm so hot. Seriously. [And genuinely. The man is on fire. Though, he seems not to notice.]

Hm..I can..eat a lot-?