Trying to play video games in your 30s.

Like I always say:

The GOAT of pre-order bonuses.

When people ask me why they should get a Switch 2:

Really hope he also appears in Donkey Kong Bananza just to completely obliterate everyone’s mind.

Mr. Hudson is the only President *I* support.

All right everyone, let’s cross real sl—

Me every time I check my inbox and still don’t see a Nintendo Store invite:

I was not able to secure a single Switch 2 preorder, the first time I haven’t managed to preorder a Nintendo console since the GameCube. Please pray for me in this very difficult time.

Wrote a little something that felt fitting to share today:

My main takeaway from the Nintendo Switch 2 trailer: the karts are so squat and cute.

Wrote about my favorite game of the past year: www.gamespot.com/articles/emi...

I tried to troll @jupy314.bsky.social but it ended up backfiring completely.

Guys will see this and think “hell yeah.”