Nothing on the BBC News Website about the latest tax allegations about Richard Tice. They treated them as the official Opposition/government in waiting during conference season but Mason et al won't do the same for a negative story. Gobshites. Them, him, Chris Kavanagh, everyone.

Tell what I will say. What I *will* say. I will say that that Florian Wirtz is fucking shite.

Never been a huge fan of Beto and broadly thought Barry was doing alright, but they were night and day there. Completely lost the impetus when Beto went off. George a rabbit in the headlights too. First goal also yet another consequence of having two inadequate full backs. #fuckoffeverton

Be fun to see exactly what Gravenburch can get away with for the rest of this game

Controversial lunch for a Derby day

Just nailed some American pancakes #fuckoffeverton

When your posh mate pretends to like The Football

Can I just shock you?

The most useless club in the league. Go away.

Come on Brighton, do something to justify your completely pointless existence in Our League by scoring against Spurs here.

Can these little South American farts stop crying every time they get injured

Steph Houghton, Stephen Warnock and Adam Crafton on 5live. That's as bad as it gets.

Good on Frank Lampard. A good man.

Wish I got some odds on my "Joe Mahler will be so ubiquitous by the end of the year you'll be sick of his stupid face" shout from November last year.

Big Danny Kino in the mud

Is Terry Owen on here?

"And he left them and went out of the City into Bethany, and he lodged there?"

Now as a grown man, I'm not the type of person to get annoyed about "tifos" organised by supporters groups of my club, now matter how awful those tifos may be. But if I was!!!

Oh my god. Oh my fuggin god.

Heard your ma's feed is currently receiving high traffic

Nobody talks about the time when Razorlight got radiation poisoning from the polonium meant for Litvinenko.

Are we back up lads?

Good half that imo

Just had to start an email with "Dear Jessie". Top 5 @gwladruns.bsky.social ?

The Strokes at Coop Live. Let's be having you.

There'll be no trophy for Mohamed Salah in his final season as a Liverpool player then. I'll tell the children.

Frustrating bastard but absolute class, Dembele

Book that little Belgrano cunt for diving

That is never ever ever a peno

I love Antoine Griezmann. Full romantic, non-platonic love.

You can hear pretty much every word Slot is saying here can't you. #atmosphere

Extremely intrigued by this mucky Labour MP going on about porn and vibrators. Never been more engaged in politics.

I don't want Iraola next season. We simply have to be cooler than that Supermarket Haircut, Franciscan Monk looking dweeb.

My most David Davis opinion is that the woman in Wimbledon who killed those two primary school kids with the massive Land Rover she didn't couldn't drive properly is definitely guilty. Epileptic fit my arse. She'll have been on her phone. Glad the police are looking at it again.

Oh Dom that is a sitter. Normally buries them with his head.

Did Johnny Mercer ask this?

This weekend has confirmed what I've long suspected: Cristian Romero is currently the game's ultimate faux-hard man. An absolute hold-me-back merchant.

Stop going on about Roger Scruton, you nerds. You're never gonna meet him.

Come on Justin lad

Need an id on the smock Pep is wearing urgently

Any Porto heads? Hopefully going at the end of this month. All recommendations welcome.

Wish it'd stop raining for 5 fucking minutes so I could sit outside, pretend to enjoy a negroni and listen to these lads all afternoon. youtu.be/fx2GD3UUnmQ?...

Got a 7 out of 10 hangover here so you'd have to say it's great news that everyone in else in off out to a pantomime from midday onwards

I love Shane Lowry

How bout those Blues huh

I'm off to watch Hipsterism's West Didsbury and Chorlton today. *twirls moustache*

Absolutely incredible stuff from this Wolves keeper here

All West Ham tonight aren't we

Not happy with the extremely Podcast set of quote providers on this book