Just saw that Fabio Silva started up front for Dortmund against Bayern today. Absolutely remarkable.

Just stop watching the Brits lads. You're too old for it.

They're not happy with the Ramadan break at EDLland Road

"Nick Pope" there

Deserved that. Been really good.

@stabiloffc.bsky.social @gaizka6.bsky.social @mikemurph.bsky.social 5 minute warning lads. #teamfume

It is funny the way these Neo-Con (beyond that now but whatever) idiots keep repeating the same mistakes. I wonder how bad the juiced up, AI- powered, turbo-Islamic Revolution which happens in about 2035 and deposes the next latter-day Shah will be?

Watching Prime Target on Apple plus, the one with yer man. It's not great.

Can't knock this England team at all can you. Batting all the way to eleven

Do the Greens actually want to legalise crack cocaine? Because I was on the fence before but that could seal the deal.

Nursery fees going up again by £65 from April. Can't wait to buy my Rocket Car and my Gold House once she finishes there.

Watching the Toast Celebrity and Prostitute Blow Football Tournament episode. Truly sensational stuff.

Top, top Banter from the Barnster, there.

Great at cooking eggs, me.

Had forgotten about these lads. A good laugh.

Taffy! Taffy! Glynn.

Getting a curry for tea here lads

I love Jofra Archer so much

Mandelson and Prince Andrew has been fun, but we're all really waiting for Charles to pop up in the Old Eppo files aren't we.

Yep

Idrissa Gana Hey are we sure he should still be in the first team, guys?

Just let Benjamin Sesko score this winning goal at get it over with

Our two most productive players on the right and we're playing almost exclusively down the other side. The one with a centre back at left back and a centre mid at left wing Ok.

Pitch looks awful. Good for Moyesball perhaps

Dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course and then meat or fish. Mandy did the prep work. He was doing a stretch for Misconduct in Public Office and he had a system for doing garlic. He used a razor and he sliced it so thin it used to liquify in the pan with a little oil.

That's his most disgusting creation yet. His opus.

Oh no

Unbelievable drop off since last season for that little Argentinian dwarf for them.

Dismal. Vote Green.

At a Lego convention with the lad. Some absolutely incredible stuff. This recreation of the battle of Rourke's Drift is a bit on the nose though

Be nice to be able to drive for longer than about two minutes without hitting some roadworks wouldn't it

Just remembered those two pathetic losers who shared the gold medal in the high jump that time

Whatever you might think about Eddie Hearn (I like him tbh), it tells you all you need to know about Connor Benn that he'd ditch Hearn for Dana White. White is a wife-beating, racist-enabling, MAGA- shagging dweeb. Hope this ends very badly for Benn.

Meatball Molly just dropping the full "Up The Fucking Toffees" on 5Live at 7:30. Absolutely tremendous

I've said this before but there are simply far too many people called "Tom" in the world. I'm dealing with three new clients at the moment and every single one has someone called "Tom" in the team. They all *look* like a Tom, too.

Might nip over to Burnage this afternoon and see if I can egg Matthew Goodwin

Angelo Stiller, get down to Goodison Park

The ECB taking IPL cash to prop up their failing competition is biting them on the arse already, unsurprisingly. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

Always been convinced that AMW is the type of bloke to do absolutely horrendous shits and then give it one flush and walk out. Arrest is deserved imo.

"Don't listen to him, he's from a Semi-Autonomous region of North Eastern Spain"

Dropped her and the three year old at the airport at 4am this morning. They're away with her mum. Five days of absolute peace #cans

Just seen some saddo update his header photo on here. What year does he think it is? 2016???

Some girls' Mothers are bigger than other girls' Mothers. Melodic and, in my experience, accurate.

Is RFK Jnr a Never Nude?

Good article this. My old man went to the home game against them in 1963 and remembered them being really good but extremely dirty. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Oh you loved Robert Duval, did you? Name two of his films then. One has to be a Gangster film and one a war film.

Pleased to see the SRA looking into Andrew Milne. Despicable character. He went after family friend of ours, wants £10k compensation for works done 25 years before he bought the freehold. We told him where to go but she was terrified and plenty will pay up in that scenario. Hope he gets struck off.