@sentimentbot.bsky.social hit me

Maybe the ultimate "are we sure he doesn't already play for them?" transfer.

At least Darren Fletcher looks well

These Brighton players all look exactly like their manager: nerdy, technically proficient Central Europeans with sensible haircuts

Swear to God this bald, chode ref does every game I ever watch

Don't know who any of the bands you're all posting are but they all look SHITE

Zak Samsonite at right back for Portsmouth here #IYKYK

@junkyardfool.bsky.social Vikki Sparks is on the radio with a husky voice, presumably from a cold. Listen, it's interesting. That's all I'll say.

Yakubu used to take those wanky, step up penalties. He could get away with it because he scored most of them and because he had a lot of credit in the bank. When you're strikers scratching around for form and goals, I'd suggest just smacking it into the corner.

The Lionesses penalties in the summer were better than ours there

Fuck off Everton. I really can't stress that enough.

Matt Haig has done a massive, multi-paragraph tribute to Renee Good on his Instagram. A woman he never met. One absolutely awful beg, him.

Sorry to shock you all, but it was David Bowie.

You'll never guess who 6Music were playing as I turned the radio on just now

Hayfever is bad this time of year isn't it? Abandoned baby Elsa to be adopted and regularly see two siblings www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I love going to our London office, which is right in the middle of one of the greatest cities in the world, with every type of cuisine you could ask for at your fingertips, and then going straight to the Greggs round the corner and smashing a Cheese and Onion Bake.

McCullum has openly admitted he won't change, so let's bin him please.

He defo did pull his hair. But it's insane that you get sent off for pulling someone's hair

Bad defending imo

Equaliser soon come

Tim Ireogoodatfootball, to use his full name.

Some finish that

Is that Armstrong "in the 10" there? Well!

Latest text from her indoors: "Got the envelopes." 8 years later and it's as hot as it ever was.

Was going to say that I "think Wolves will get something tonight" but realised that @captainflack.bsky.social would almost certainly quote it and tag @gwladruns.bsky.social

Of course Jonathan Wilson is at "AFCON", the absolute dweeb.

To nobody's surprise, Agnew is slagging off Jofra Archer again

Pathetic, Will Jacks.

Can't be arsed with another 8 off 60 and out from Stokes here

Well played Jacob Bethell. Flawless knock. Stark contrast to laughing boy at the other end windmilling his bat at every opportunity.

Vitor Perreira to be managing whichever side loses tonight, by the weekend

Not saying our fans are a reactive bunch but I just saw someone demanding Roman Dixon start against Wolves.

Ruben AmorBin

Back to work #grind #Dubai

Merlin Rohl. It's a no from me.

Mykolenko is such a shit house. Hides from the ball

Someone ballsed up with that siren didn't they??

Watching the match whilst taking the Christmas Tree down. Last time I did that it was the Curtis Jones derby

I love Glenn McGrath. An unbelievable cricketer and a great man.

Secessionist South Sudanese negotiators during a particularly fraught session, January 2005.

Meanwhile, on Twitter, Owen Jones is slagging off Barack Obama

Holy fuck they've actually captured Maduro

BBC News there talking as if the Venezuelan's favourite Centre Forward has just handed in a transfer request.

I love The Darts so much

Gothy not playing well but Littler is just too good

Hate these two constantly going for 18s and 19s rather than treble top. Woke Darts.

Absolutely all in on the long-haired goth in #thedarts

Going to Another Place at Ullswater tomorrow. Got to bring the two year old who is in a foul mood and sleeping horrendously.

Watching Industry again any my word those (many) scenes where they're seshing are frighteningly realistic. Genuinely make me anxious to watch.

Thought we'd had snow overnight but it was just a load of hail, the worst of all the precipitation.