my life was never the same

VENUS HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING LETS GOOOOOO

bobby: it’s pink, wet, and tastes like sunshine happy: pussy tig, deadass serious: or italian ice!!! i can’t believe this goofy ass show is ruining my life

sons update: well opie died and my boss just caught me crying at my desk on my lunch break

mentally i’m here 🪱 #Dune

someone just reminded me of the movie mighty joe young, don’t fuckin text

HANGMAN ANSWER ME NOW!!! YOU OWE ME A DEBT!! YOU!! STOLE!! HIM!! FROM!! ME!!

when i’m watching sons of anarchy and tara is looking to take a job at the hospital LITERALLY DOWN THE STREET FROM WHERE I LIVE

sons of anarchy update: on season 4, the downfall of juice has begun and i for one am enraged that the feds compromised my sweet baby angel juicy oh my god please no he neVER DID ANYTHING WRONG IN HIS LIFE PLEASE NOOOOOO(they drag me back to my padded room)

sorry guys i’m a sons of anarchy stan account now. yall weren’t there for the great walking deadening of 2022 but it’s about to be like that.

screaming and crying

watching henry rollins play a neo nazi on sons has been a harrowing experience. that’s like my dad. and now i’m scared of him. great!

ethel cain just dropped american teenagers older sister and im unwell

kim coates my beloved

this is how your senator is listening to your voicemail begging him to show a shred of humanity btw

i KNEW i would get obsessed with sons of anarchy if i started it, i just knew it

been in the air conditioning watching sons of anarchy all day and i don’t feel bad about it

my first ren faire! had the best time ❤️‍🔥

my bestie custom made this chainmail headpiece for me for the oregon renaissance faire today and im so so sooooo excited and honored to be wearing this art 😭

i’m watching animal kingdom. yall wanna see some FREAKED out shit…i’m one episode in and uncomfortable af lmao

just started openly weeping at my office job

I AM ONCE AGAIN READING GAY STRANGER THINGS FANFICTIONNNNMNNNNNN

oh yeah it’s summertime, time to rewatch it chapter one

oh yeah it’s summertime, time to rewatch season 3 of stranger things

oh yeah it’s summertime, time to rewatch the pirates of the caribbean trilogy

*me setting my alarm for literally 11 hours from now*: welp, better turn in for the night!

4 hours at the salon but it’s more than worth it

twd season 9 poster be like

not to make light of us literally going to war but watching people fall for 20 year old propaganda about iran is really frustrating 😭 we are not getting nuked yall please calm down.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

grilled up

people always friendzone me too quick and then realize how cool and hot and sexy i am and regret it too late 😔

my fave internet couple broke up and now their podcast is dunzo and im devastated. i’m a child of divorce.

gagged

i am once again reading stranger things fanfiction

apparently there’s a big ass carp in the laurelhurst pond. i wanna catch it…

you shouldn’t be worried about if we’re gonna get nuked by Iran, who doesn’t even have any nuclear weapons. You should be worried about Israel who has an undisclosed amount of nuclear weapons and literally are a religious death cult that believes in mass extermination.

transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it

we’re overdue for a new taco bell dog mascot.

i’m home i’m home i’m home i’m home

NOT ME CRYING BC ARIANA GRANDES NONNA DIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

*joe biden screaming MINNESOTA!!!!!*

if my loved ones lives weren’t threatened this would be laughably ridiculous but unfortunately full grown adults actually believe this shit and now my beloved trans kin are afraid everyday. your daddy will never love you, junior.

google at what point in my life do i stop crying everytime i say goodbye to my mom after visiting?

it’s so extra apparent how central queerness is to my entire being when i’m surrounded by not queer people for more than a day or two

watching drag race with my VERY STRAIGHT brother and giving him a massive rundown on queer culture. a crash course. a trial by fire if you will.

looked gorg last night you’re welcome

happy father’s day i have two dads if anyone wants to borrow one