I'm honestly over people who are so desperate to tell others that whatever they like sucks. like if you don't like Taylor Swift then those posts aren't for or about you, you don't need to make them about you, just scroll past and let people enjoy what they enjoy. fuck off and stop killing the vibe.

FUCK ASS SEAGULL STOLE MY ICE CREAM #Brighton

here's a question to all phone/keyboard/emoji developers. why tf is it not possible yet to favourite emojis? my most recent are never the ones I use the most, and sometimes an emoji I used ONCE 5 months ago just stays in there for life. please just let us mark emojis as favourites I beg 😭

TAYLOR SWIFT IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. TAYLOR AND TRAVIS ARE ENGAGED. 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I know I didn't just hear an 8yo say "I'm not scared, you're limiting my resources!" to his friend 😭 what even are these kids lmao

I have no patience for old misogynistic farts in my replies in 2025 🙃🤣 (this was on a post about an experienced American driver failing the UK driving test with like 6 major faults in an automatic)

day 1 of driving on my own went great btw. couldn't get GoogleMaps to work, almost reversed into someone's car, did random detours bc I was too scared to turn right, & got beeped at by 2-3 different people. nothing horrible happened but now I can't stop crying because I got so stressed out lmao

NEW CAR WHO DIS 😭❤️

a guy just asked if there was aircon on this train 😂 bless you, sir, is this your first summer in the UK? 🥲 #UKheatwave

having to be on a train with no aircon on the hottest day of the year means you bring a frozen cold pack with you for extra British dramatic-ness 🤣🥵 #UKheatwave #ItsHotAsHellOutHere

I only went and passed my driving test first time 🚗 🙌🏻 I feel like such an adult.

me walking to the store in the heat because healthy me did the shopping the other day and now fat me needs a snack 💔

when the week of the heatwave coincides with the week of your period and the week of your driving test and the week you run out of stimulant medication 💀 everyone get tf out of my way because I be raging lol

omg a guy drove past me in a work van, parked by his client's, walked towards me and was like "I thought you were really attractive & was wondering if I could have your name & number" 😳 told him I was 🏳️‍🌈 and he was really respectful though slightly embarrassed. this has never happened to me before😂

welp I just spectacularly failed my first mock driving test 13 days before the real thing and now I've lost all my confidence 🫠🥲 like I suddenly made mistakes I've never made before and racked up 8 major faults in 45mins 😭😭😭

welp I genuinely need to get a life because there is no way the writers butchering S18 of Criminal Minds has got me THIS UPSET 💀💀 by butchering I mean it makes absolutely NO SENSE whatsoever and I'm so mad about it it's actually ruining my entire existence right now so I really need to get a life

UMM I'M SORRY the shirt?? the song??? the caption???? MISS ANDREA JOY COOK STOP IT 😭😭❤️ #CriminalMinds #CriminalMindsEvolution #Jemily #WHATISGOINGON #AJCook

me during and after every single episode of #CriminalMinds S18 so far (it's SO GOOD but damn it's emotional and just... a lot)

welp I just finally managed to catch up on #CriminalMinds S18 and now I'm bawling like a baby 😭😭😭 18x03 was by far the saddest episode they've ever made 😭

I was today years old when I learned that Mario and Luigi are TWINS?!?

I love when people loudly and wrongly try to correct you, and then you get back to them with receipts 🤣 a quick Google search would have saved him the embarrassment 🥰

it's my birthday in 3 days. I have no idea what to do & no money to spend on anything fun. it's dumb not having a friend group. I have a few people I could invite but they're all flaky (& rarely show up for my bday) & they don't know each other. it would just be awkward. :( bed rotting it is 🥳💀

my housemates got a new dog after their previous one passed away at 13.5 years last month. meet 7yo Margo 🥹 her ears are ready to receive extraterrestrial communication 📡

UK heat hits different because tell me why it's only 9am and 19°C but my sunscreen is already melting off my face 😩🥵

BOOO. I was getting ready to watch the new #CriminalMinds episode with my housemates, drinks ready, only to find out it's not available in the UK yet 😭😭

I apologise for who I am about to become while the new season of #CriminalMinds is being released week by week. idk if muting tags is a thing on here but if it is, and you don't care about CM or don't want spoilers, I suggest you mute the #CriminalMinds tag (or my account every Thu/Fri) 🫡😅

bro I was already crying because money is super tight and I'm struggling so bad and then I get this message 😭 I'm at my limit, man

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

you literally cannot make this shit up I'm telling y'all 😭😭 also the irony of him calling criminals sith lords while holding a red light saber 💀 like he's not wrong but does he know that?!

when you packed for the dogsit during the heatwave 3 days ago and now you have to walk this dog in the cold and rain in your shorts with no raincoat 🥴🤣 ahh, England...

I'm lowkey disappointed there was never a #CriminalMinds x #NCIS crossover when they were in their prime in the late 2000s. Hotch & Gibbs working in grumpy silence. Garcia & Abby geeking out together. DiNozzo hitting on JJ & getting shot down. Spence & McGee being awkward. ah man, we were robbed.

I'm having a really bad mental health day being unable to function without my meds so I lay down on the sofa and put some NCIS on to regulate and doggo decided to come up and be little spoon. it's helping. 🥺

I ran out of my ADHD meds because I forgot to order them and I'm struggling to wake up so I put The Eras Tour on for the first time in ages and I'm REALLY hoping the guy I'm dogsitting for doesn't have any indoor cameras 🤣 #danceparTAY 💃🏻🥳

so I'm at this dogsit and it's 11pm and the neighbours are really loud, playing music and yelling etc with the window open and it's low-key really annoying. shall I counter with some Taylor Swift? might put The Eras Tour on at full volume. 🤣

absolutely no concept of personal space #dogsitting #sendhelp #itstoowarmtocuddle

you know it's bad when your 75 year old Swiss dad starts spending you memes about... that guy.

imagine what could have been 🫡 the world will never forgive America for this lol

the whole point of my latest #CriminalMinds marathon was being caught up and ready for Season 18 starting in 9 days. so restarting again now would defeat that point. unfortunately they're releasing one episode a week of the new season. what am I gonna do the next 11 weeks if I can't watch CriMi?!

ngl having been part of this moment altered my brain chemistry forever. the echo of 92,000 people screaming this bridge at the top of their lungs was absolutely insane. London N7 // 19 August 2024 #TSTheErasTour #TSMWEL #TheErasTour #TTPD #TheTorturedPoetsDepartment

"your boyfriend's dead because you shot him, babe" Prentiss out of fucks to give in #CriminalMinds 17x10

happy "omg did you go on holiday?" - "no I just work outdoors" season to me 😂 #cheekytan #dogwalking

don't you just hate when you have THE perfect reaction pic for a post on #Facebook only to go to the comments and realise the post won't allow photo comments ☹️

I desperately want to buy some moonstones in #DreamlightValley but I'm really struggling with money at the moment so I can't justify it 😭 being poor is stupid #DDLV #HelpMeImPoor

I feel attacked only because it's true

the plot twist at the end of #CriminalMinds 17x07 Piranha is absolutely fucking insane

if you're following me and you don't care for Criminal Minds I'm deeply sorry but this is basically 90% of my existence at the moment so I have virtually nothing else to talk about... 😬

"this job takes... a lot. but you know what it gives? it gives me.... you." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #CriminalMinds 17x06

JJ checking on Emily in #CriminalMinds 17x06 is possibly my fav. scene in the history of television 🤣 JJ: sooo what have you been drinking?😅 Emily: wine. chablis 😌 JJ: feels like it's more than a crisp white 🤨 Emily: 👀 JJ: Emily. Elizabeth. Prentiss. are you high?! Emily: ...I'm not not high 🤪

Garcia: uhh I've put a clean bucket by Emily's head, I'm sorry if when you get there it's full. JJ: please, I'm a mom, I've seen worse. #CriminalMinds 17x06