“I’m cheering for my birth city, while Daphne’s cheering for her beach city!😝” ~ Crusoe

Today Dad was VERY happy because I finally picked up a stick after a very long time of not picking any… In fact, he was getting worried I had stopped the habit. So today I showed him that, yes, I still pick up sticks - but as a senior, I’m just a lot more “picky” about which ones I guess! ~ Crusoe

“Happy Easter to all!” 🐰 ~ Crusoe

“A happy 1st birthday to our human-puppy brother! We’re all here to celebrate with him! Or rather, we’re all here to scrounge for his cake droppings!” ~ Crusoe

“If you walked by and saw the 4 of us on a beach, would you recognize us?.. Who would you say hi to first?” ~ Crusoe

“Daphne and Delilah are finding the Florida heat a bit much, so Dad gave them both a good trim.. altho Mum wasn’t too happy!” 😬 ~ Crusoe

The gang’s all here! Guess where we are!

“A very happy 15th birthday to my little (canine) brother, Oakley Dokily!! 🥳 Geez, we’re both getting old buddy..! Also, for the first time in a long time, Oakley and Delilah are traveling, and we’ll be meeting up in a few days!! 😁” ~ Crusoe

“Gotta teach this lil guy how to love fishin’ now! We stopped over in Florida on our way home from Mexico for a couple weeks.” ~ Crusoe

“The last little leg of our trip is in the beautiful city of Merida, where Mayan heritage meets Spanish colonialism (it’s literally built overtop a Mayan ruin). It’s pretty hot here tho!” ~ Crusoe

“Sitting in Kissing Chairs 🇲🇽♥️ Except we’re siblings, so this is strictly a business meeting about tacos.” 🌮 ~ Crusoe

#Mexico continues! 🇲🇽” ~ Crusoe

“Thanks for everyone’s concerns given the unfortunate and scary events happening in Mexico! We are currently in a very small, quiet seaside town far away from what’s happening so feel quite safe, but we are watching the situation - and are wishing safety to all the people of Mexico!🇲🇽” ~ Crusoe

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“Happy Valentines Day, with love, from Mexico 💚🤍♥️” ~ Crusoe

“Guys, is this a good stick - er, palm frond?” 🌴 ~ Crusoe

“Our little bro is finally taking an interest in digging with us! We’ll make a dachshund of him yet!” 🌴 Tulum, Mexico ~ Crusoe

“At the airplaner station as Daphne would say! Looks like we’re goin’ somewhere, our little brother Adrian included - unless he eats his passport first!” ~ Crusoe

“I picked up a nice stick, because I have an exciting update coming tomorrow where I’ll announce Cornell’s first study trial design that the’ll be undertaking with the $1.15+ million we’ve raised together under my IVDD FUND! Stay tuned!” ~ Crusoe

“Even this old man’s gotta freshen up sometimes! Wait.. Does this mean we’re going somewhere soon?.. 🤔” ~ Crusoe

“…And this is only the first layer!!” 🫣 ~ Crusoe

“Geez, our little bro is already 3 bottles deep and it’s not even 9pm!! 😋🍼 Happy New Year everyone!” ~ Crusoe

“A very Merry Christmas from our family to yours!” ~ Crusoe

“Are ya’ll having a drumstick, thigh, cheek, or tail?”😅 ~ Crusoe

“..in case you needed more proof of how much I’m relaxing..” 🥱 ~ Crusoe

“We’re Alvin & the Chipmunks - inspired by our baby bro’s chubby cheeks! Happy Halloweenie!” ~ Crusoe

Officially 16 years old + 2 days 😅

“I’ll chase squirrelers, birdies.. and even storms!” ~ Daphne

“Just a few dogs being dogs for #internationaldogday !”🐶🐶🐶 ~ Crusoe

“I’m starting a #ThrowbackThursday routine.. and for the first one, here’s a look back at the time I disguised myself as a wire haired dachshund..!”🥸 ~ Crusoe

“A couple old men on their Sunday recharge..”☺️ ~ Crusoe

“Now that we have an extra crew member, Oakley is happy to relinquish his duties to the new guy so he has more time to nap!” ~ Crusoe

“Would you run.. hide.. or try to pet the Velociwiener?” 😅 Watch my full JURASSIC WIENER episode here: youtu.be/rgnbbPslYYQ?... #jurassicpark #jurassicworld #dachshunds

“Me hoping someone’s going to appreciate my stick today..” ~ Crusoe

“Am I upsides down or is he upsides down?..” ~ Daphne

“Who’s ready for a dip with us? There’s about to be 6 wet wieners here!”😝 ~ Crusoe

“You think this stick is too short?! I picked it myself of course.. “ ~ Crusoe

“..Am I still Mum’s baby?..” ~ Crusoe

“Back in my younger days, I was always smilin’ at them fishies” 😛 ~ Crusoe

“Now Dad’s got THREE fishin’ buddies.. 😋 Happy Father’s Day everyone!” ~ Crusoe

“Back away from the baby..”😎 ~ Crusoe

“One day he’ll grow up to say he was ‘raised by wolves—er, wieners!’ 😜” ~ Crusoe

“He’s probably wondering if his nose is as long as mine..”😝 Or what do you think he’s thinking?! ~ Crusoe

“I kinda thought I was going to get the upper deck of our new stroller, but I admit I get better sniffs down here..”😋 ~ Crusoe

“Retirement ruined..🙉 Kidding - I’m mostly deaf anyway. But Daphne on the other hand.. 🤯😬” ~ Crusoe

“Happy Mother’s Day to all the fur-moms and hooman moms alike!!😘 You doing something special for your mom today?” ~ Crusoe & Daphne

“Welcome to our new baby (hooman) brother, Adrian! As Mum and Dad suspected, my reaction has been super chill and indifferent.. Whereas Daphne was a little wary and annoyed at first.. but I think she’s learning he probably isn’t going to be heading off to Madabascar anytime soon!”😝 ~ Crusoe

“It always seems like Daphne’s birthday gets overshadowed by something going on with me, so today I want to wish her the sincerest of happy birthdays! Today she turns 6! And we’re going to go do all her favourite things and share a video summary at the end pf the day! Love you Daph❤️” ~ Crusoe

“Thank you all for the kind words and sentiments today.. you’ve helped a sad day also feel.. special❤️⭐️. Also, it’s possible Daphne and Delilah pick up and continue episodes at some point, but first Mum’s gotta have a baby!..😝” Watch the full announcement here: youtu.be/1CfzRiQfVRA?... ~ Crusoe

Today I announce my retirement... This is something I wanted to do before the baby arrives, as a sort of “wrap up” to my career. But I’ll still post pics and short clips to social media to stay in touch.. I invite you to watch my announcement video here: youtu.be/1CfzRiQfVRA?...