“…And this is only the first layer!!” 🫣 ~ Crusoe

“Geez, our little bro is already 3 bottles deep and it’s not even 9pm!! 😋🍼 Happy New Year everyone!” ~ Crusoe

“A very Merry Christmas from our family to yours!” ~ Crusoe

“Are ya’ll having a drumstick, thigh, cheek, or tail?”😅 ~ Crusoe

“..in case you needed more proof of how much I’m relaxing..” 🥱 ~ Crusoe

“We’re Alvin & the Chipmunks - inspired by our baby bro’s chubby cheeks! Happy Halloweenie!” ~ Crusoe

Officially 16 years old + 2 days 😅

“I’ll chase squirrelers, birdies.. and even storms!” ~ Daphne

“Just a few dogs being dogs for #internationaldogday !”🐶🐶🐶 ~ Crusoe

“I’m starting a #ThrowbackThursday routine.. and for the first one, here’s a look back at the time I disguised myself as a wire haired dachshund..!”🥸 ~ Crusoe

“A couple old men on their Sunday recharge..”☺️ ~ Crusoe

“Now that we have an extra crew member, Oakley is happy to relinquish his duties to the new guy so he has more time to nap!” ~ Crusoe

“Would you run.. hide.. or try to pet the Velociwiener?” 😅 Watch my full JURASSIC WIENER episode here: youtu.be/rgnbbPslYYQ?... #jurassicpark #jurassicworld #dachshunds

“Me hoping someone’s going to appreciate my stick today..” ~ Crusoe

“Am I upsides down or is he upsides down?..” ~ Daphne

“Who’s ready for a dip with us? There’s about to be 6 wet wieners here!”😝 ~ Crusoe

“You think this stick is too short?! I picked it myself of course.. “ ~ Crusoe

“..Am I still Mum’s baby?..” ~ Crusoe

“Back in my younger days, I was always smilin’ at them fishies” 😛 ~ Crusoe

“Now Dad’s got THREE fishin’ buddies.. 😋 Happy Father’s Day everyone!” ~ Crusoe

“Back away from the baby..”😎 ~ Crusoe

“One day he’ll grow up to say he was ‘raised by wolves—er, wieners!’ 😜” ~ Crusoe

“He’s probably wondering if his nose is as long as mine..”😝 Or what do you think he’s thinking?! ~ Crusoe

“I kinda thought I was going to get the upper deck of our new stroller, but I admit I get better sniffs down here..”😋 ~ Crusoe

“Retirement ruined..🙉 Kidding - I’m mostly deaf anyway. But Daphne on the other hand.. 🤯😬” ~ Crusoe

“Happy Mother’s Day to all the fur-moms and hooman moms alike!!😘 You doing something special for your mom today?” ~ Crusoe & Daphne

“Welcome to our new baby (hooman) brother, Adrian! As Mum and Dad suspected, my reaction has been super chill and indifferent.. Whereas Daphne was a little wary and annoyed at first.. but I think she’s learning he probably isn’t going to be heading off to Madabascar anytime soon!”😝 ~ Crusoe

“It always seems like Daphne’s birthday gets overshadowed by something going on with me, so today I want to wish her the sincerest of happy birthdays! Today she turns 6! And we’re going to go do all her favourite things and share a video summary at the end pf the day! Love you Daph❤️” ~ Crusoe

“Thank you all for the kind words and sentiments today.. you’ve helped a sad day also feel.. special❤️⭐️. Also, it’s possible Daphne and Delilah pick up and continue episodes at some point, but first Mum’s gotta have a baby!..😝” Watch the full announcement here: youtu.be/1CfzRiQfVRA?... ~ Crusoe

Today I announce my retirement... This is something I wanted to do before the baby arrives, as a sort of “wrap up” to my career. But I’ll still post pics and short clips to social media to stay in touch.. I invite you to watch my announcement video here: youtu.be/1CfzRiQfVRA?...

“New announcement episode coming tomorrow..” ~ Crusoe

“Just curious since I’m feeling reminiscent - tell me how long you’ve been following me and what the first content of mine was that you remember…” 😊 ~ Crusoe

“This was not posed! After Mum brushed Daphne’s teeth, she decided to feel the baby for a while!” ~ Crusoe

“FINDS ME!” 🙈 ~ Daphne

“I found a soft and soggy one.. Do I keep?..” 🤔 ~ Crusoe

“Happy 14th birthday to OAKLEY!! 🎉🥳 If you could be at his party, what would you say or give to him? ~ Crusoe

“I’m mellllltingggg…” ~ Daphne

“Whenever people drive by and see me in my hat.. they laugh at me”☹️ ~ Crusoe #dachshund #doghat

“Hide your shirts because Oakley’s been collecting and counting his buttons!” 😋 ~ Crusoe

“Would you join us for a walk? Bring your winter coat!” 😁 ~ Crusoe

“Now that I’ve read up on this a bit, I really think we ought to reconsider this whole “baby” thing… Perhaps just a little vacation will suffice..” ~ Crusoe

“🇨🇦 If we win tonight, we’ll pour maple syrup all over ourselves! But only after we eat this poutine! Let’s go boys! 🇨🇦🍁” ~ Crusoe

“Oakley’s first-ever date with Mila! On a scale of 1 to 10, how did he do?!” 🥂❤️😍 ~ Crusoe youtu.be/pZ0Sez2LUiE?...

“Is it ok that Daphne is my Valentine? Because I don’t know what I’d ever do without her..”🩷 ~ Crusoe

“I found a good one, eh?” ~ Crusoe

“Wow very thoughtful and considerate of Mum & Dad to get me a fancy new stroller… I imagine the baby will get my old one..” ~ Crusoe

“Quick, rate this stick before it gets frozen stuck to my tongue!”🥶 ~ Crusoe

“If Mum wasn’t selfishly growing a baby I could be baking my buns in FLORIDA right now!!” ~ Crusoe

“Serious question.. Would you trust me to saw you in half?” 🪚 ~ Crusoe

Have you ever seen my Magic Show? With Oakley as my assistant? Watch it here: youtu.be/heyn1Vvn7XQ 🪄