Is there a way to make my account private? Haven’t been using this much recently because of it as that’s a bit of a deal breaker for me…

Does anyone know when ‘Everton Way’ will be completed or when we’ll know the location of our stones? #efc @evertonfc.com @evertonstadium.com

First time at BMD for me today!! #efc #everton www.instagram.com/p/DHjY5GrI_r...

A historical moment- Jack Harrison has scored

So Kev Thelwell is off in the summer, does that signal the return of David Weir? Whoever it is we need it all sorted soon as we’re in for a huge turnover of players #efc

No chance should we be re-signing Harrison or Lindstrom at the end of the season. No goals or assists from either this season is just pathetic. All huff and puff but a total lack of end product. #efc

Get in there big fella! Thought O’Brien had been quite poor tonight tbh, good header that though!

I really hope Southampton go down with 9 points, it’s hilarious watching them every week😂

That’s a penalty all day. Fucking disgraceful

Another Beto goal. Alcaraz goal & assist on his full debut. Another win. 5 unbeaten now. 13 points clear of the relegation zone. Brilliant from an injury-ravaged side that. Do well! #efc

Fair play to Beto tonight, I’ve given him all sorts but he did well tonight. He put in a big shift, battled well with Konate & van Dijk and crucially scored again. 3 goals in last 2, averaging a goal every 120 mins, DCL averages a goal every 527 mins this season…👀 #efc

FUCKING GET IN THERE YOU BEAUTIES🔵💙

Kendrick Lamar / SZA & Razorlight tickets secured!🎫

Hopefully have my hands on Kendrick Lamar / SZA & Razorlight tickets tomorrow morning🤞 Then a huge Merseyside derby later on… Could be one hell of a day or a complete and utter shambles!

Another 5 vinyls bought today… I need to be stopped😂

That was quick, 19 seconds!! What a start to #UFC312!

Good performance from Chisora that! One of the scorecards was an absolute HOWLER! 114-112 for Chisora with 2 knockdowns😂

First half sloppiness gave the game away Big improvement in the second half, Alvarez & Iroebugnam looked good, Harrison looked more lively too Not good enough but not sure how we didn’t score (3 off post, 1 off line) They’re a good side, we gifted today to them. Onto the huge game Wednesday #efc

Bournemouth are good, but two mistakes from Tarkowski and it’s 2-0. Doucoure, Beto both poor, O’Brien & Lindstrom struggling down right. Garner has been the bright spark, everything good is coming through him. We’ve played some good stuff, but it’s been too sloppy and they’ve hounded us. #efc

It looks like New Year’s resolutions have failed and the free passes have expired… I’m the only one in the gym, lovely jubbly!

Just like following Everton… I’m trying not to get too high with the highs or too low with the lows😂

Any of my followers have any gigs booked for this year? Just Oasis, Catfish & The Bottlemen (may not go to this) & Linkin Park for me so far. Hoping to get to a load more, both arena and smaller gigs!

Having a rough time but I think I just need to carry on as usual, I’ve made good progress with things recently. Eaten a lot better, been working out 5 times a week, doing my bit for charity, doing what I can for people… hopefully things start to turn a more positively!🙏

I’m so mentally drained from people. There’s only so much you can give isn’t there. Going above and beyond never seems to be appreciated. It really does make me wonder why I bother, being nice doesn’t seem to get you anywhere!

Another brilliant result! 3 wins in a row, 9 points from 12 & 2 clean sheets. Great start for Moyes! The Dyche era seems a long, long time ago now. #efc

2-0 after 6 minutes, one of which being the fastest goal in PL history! WHAT A START!!! #efc

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Fucking come on🔵

Just saw David Weir outside the ground, get him back🔵

Superb half of football! Spurs have had a couple of chances, but were 3-0 up and let’s be honest it could be 5 or 6. Spurs are all over the place, so naive. Said pre-match, you can really get at these. We’ve played some good stuff, a far cry from Dyche’s long ball simulator. #efc

2-0 GET INNNNN!!!! Ndiaye is so so good!!!!!

So that’s my car loan paid off entirely now… finally! I’ll never finance a car again!

After 2 illnesses, an injury and moving house stopped me going to the gym for a while before Christmas it feels so good to be back regularly again!

This and the fact City are singing about 4 players worth £150m in total this month shows they won’t be facing a severe punishment. That’s if they’re punished at all… #mcfc

Football is getting depressing, I’ve just jumped up and celebrated a Brighton goal ffs Can we just stop being shit so we don’t have to worry shout other games

Another two huge chances for DCL again tonight, he had to score one of them. Can you believe the cheek of him & his agent rejecting £120k a week?!

Envious of everyone getting their season tickets for BMD today!

Swift appointment from TFG, now we need the CEO & DOF spots sorted quickly now too. We still have 19 games left (half of the season!), let get behind Moyes and the team- we’re not going down! #efc

🚨EVERTON SHOT ON TARGET KLAXON🚨

Gym is the busiest I’ve seen it, hopefully these people give up on their New Year’s resolutions soon😂

Saw some Dyche quotes and thought it was fake… it’s not. #efc

We concede one goal and we all know it’s game over. Fucking sack him tonight!

Yep, because the team is ‘coached’ to just lump it to DCL at every opportunity

I’m sure Dyche & his staff don’t coach attacking patterns of play. It’s all long balls, huff & puff crap. The players are capable of far more than this, I’m convinced of that. #efc

Come on Everton, don’t be shit for once!

Come on MVG!

When will the first boos ring out at Bramley-Moore Dock? Test event 1, 2 or 3? #efc

First day back at work today since Dec 17th, I did absolutely nothing and was finished by 12. Off for the weekend now and starting it in the gym, good start to the year👍

In a pub full of reds cheering every 5 minutes while we have to wait weeks for a goal. Utterly depressing