We were in New York last week and saw Timothy Olyphant at LaGuardia and Benicio del Toro in the West Village @jessicasmetana.bsky.social We were hoping for Willow, but I guess they'll do for first-time visitors.

Brit or nit is back!!!! @jessicasmetana.bsky.social

The Braves are about to waste the Joey Wentz game.

Braves already squandered RISP on consecutive innings. Fedde throwing batting practice. I'm out!

Girlfriend and I work from different home offices, and she likes getting pics when @jessicasmetana.bsky.social joins the show. She is also saying Chris Cote (CC) was very wrong about his boyband takes.

Mike Ryan is a liar! @lebatardshow.bsky.social

Reading "Texas deserves this" or "Texas got what they voted for" is not surprising but no less disheartening. This is a severely gerrymandered state with corrupt politicians and with a bunch of decent people stuck here, many of whom did not vote for Abbott, Ted Cruz, or that orange shit stain.

For the love of Christ send Bryce Elder to the moon or Saturn.

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social Samwise Gamgee, the greatest of the Sams.

Please send Bryce Elder to the moon.

It's the first inning and CJ Nitkowski has already said the Braves have done a pretty good job defensively this year and Bryce Elder has done a pretty good job at the back of the rotation. I truly don't know what teams he's watching.

I'm so tired of Braves broadcasters acting like they're stunned by this or by how bad the team has been. They should expect this. This is who they are.

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social we miss you on the show but not to the point we're hearing things

We need to be patient with the Braves. We all know that when you win a world series the best move is to get rid of your MVP first baseman, best starting pitcher, and all-star shortstop. Then you field teams with Eli White, Ramon Laureano & throw Grant Holmes every 5th day. It will just take time.

Spring training ass lineup

No shit. Kids suck.

Braves proved we're mediocre twice in one week? Hell yeah!

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social Smetty sighting 🥲🙌

I'm so tired of Raisel, Ozzie, and Snitker. To the moon with all three.

Jesse Chavez keeps

Ozzie ass-out pop-up szn

They're the same picture.

I can't wait for new episode of @sportsgossipshow.bsky.social so expert on all New England matters @thewilderthings.bsky.social can help us understand whatever this is 🤣

The Braves are just as bad in person.

Maybe we'll soft ground ball 'em to death #braves

My goal was to watch all 162, but I think I'm gonna skip any game with AJ Smith Shawver, Grant Holmes, and Bryce Elder because WOOF!!

Braves baseball and salud! @blooperbraves.bsky.social

@matthewkaminski.bsky.social Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feedin' you!!!??

Top rope @jessicasmetana.bsky.social 🤣🤣

CJ Nitkowski trying to pronounce Realmuto

Ozzie First pitch pop up Albies

David Sampson killing it today @lebatardshow.bsky.social

On second thought, I'm fine if the braves don't win the world series for the next 3 years

I understand minor league options but if the goal is winning major league games how the Braves saw more upside for Grant Holmes and Smith Shawver than Ian Anderson is beyond me. You're running double A guys every 4th and 5th day

Was he watching Braves "highlights"?

The braves are unwatchable.

Braves number 5 starter.

New Braves hand celly for the season and I love it

Opening day glass lineup is ready @blooperbraves.bsky.social

Open the damn day already!

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social with top tier take: -Feta Cheese is choice. An avo toast, runny egg, feta.

These are objectively horrendous, uninspired, and with a modified logo to boot for no reason whatsoever

PO TEY TAS 🤣 🤣 @jessicasmetana.bsky.social

Big Tetas fan!

Braves baseball and a cold one. We are so back! Cheers, Bloopy! @blooperbraves.bsky.social

This year we are forgoing our annual Atlanta trip for Braves Home Opening Day so we can go get this view instead.

OMG!! 🥺 @jessicasmetana.bsky.social

New episode!!! @sportsgossipshow.bsky.social Working from home >>>>>

Out there in the world there are people who think games were rigged to get the Chiefs to the Super Bowl, but refs called it fair today because "it would've been too obvious."