Let’s get a shout out to everyone who was supposed to get raptured today but didn’t. Guess y’all gotta ride out the sh!t show you helped set into motion with the rest of us sinners. Here’s your hand basket.

Picture from today’s #CharlieKirk #memorialservice in Arizona.

At this point it wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn he was sending the #NationalGuard to charge the @crackerbarrell.bsky.social restaurants back.

Putin played Trump for a fool; which... admittedly... is an easy thing to do. But Lord... how embarrassing.

I am also a fan of clothes that have the “worn out” & “lived in” look…

Another ReichWing plot...

@johnleguizamo.bsky.social... those SUPERMAN royalties aren't paying-out enough to cover dude's rent & cheeseburger habit.

Question: If #MTG abandons the #RepublicanParty will she still be an asshole?

Agreed…

Boom...

Circling the drain, folks…

“Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state & corporate power.” ~ Benito Mussolini

Ugh. This asshole. "Look... I didn't read the f**king bill, okay? I didn't realize what I was voting for. I didn't realize how outraged my constituents would be."

h/t @occupydemocrats.bsky.social

This is nothing to worry about. Hey! Look… there were floods in Texas that are probably Biden’s fault. Don’t worry about the Epstein Client List…

Liars gonna keep-on lying...

Heya. Just a reminder… two Democratic lawmakers were shot in Minnesota last week. One died, as did her husband. The other is still in critical condition, as is his wife. But we’re not talking about that anymore, I guess.

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Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.

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The new GOP slogan (thank you, Joni Ernst.)

This bitch…

🚨BREAKING: The Supreme Court in a 7-2 ruling Friday said the Trump administration violated the due process rights of Venezuelan migrants in its rushed effort to remove them from the U.S. last month using the Alien Enemies Act (AEA), a 1798 wartime law. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

There was a joke either by Robin Williams or George Carlin that said politicians should wear badges like NASCAR drivers so we'll know who they're sponsored by. Guess we can add countries with a verifiable track record of human rights abuses too.

#conversationswithmyspouse… SHE: If you had to take Holy Orders… as a nun… what would you call yourself? ME: Sister Flatulence. SHE: You wouldn’t call yourself Sister Gasematica? ME: I’m not that clever.

Was it really suicide? Or was it suicided?

What level of Fascism are we at now?

Gross…

#Easter... when all your #MAGA #Trumplican friends post fervent "He is Risen!" to #SocialMedia like they're pious & God-fearing #Christians; when just last week they were praising #Felon47 mass deportations of immigrants to offshore concentration camps.

Shooter is not gonna be an immigrant I can tell you that right now…

If I lob a Molotov Cocktail at a house to set it on fire, & if I then grab a garden hose or fire extinguisher to put that fire out... I did NOT "save" the house or the residents who live there. I'm still at fault. I'm still an arsonist.

You know what's better than putting on a jacket you haven't worn in awhile & finding cash in the pocket? Putting on a jacket you purchased 2nd hand off #eBay & finding cash in the pocket.

#UnpopularOpinion: Chris Stapleton is a lot like one of those “Death by Chocolate” lava cakes - a little bit goes a LONG way.

“But… her emails!!!”