Auburn is probing you can play like absolute dogpile and still hang with your rival. Michigan has no excuse

You guys remember when we were winning 6-0? That was cool

The entire college football universe deserves the cathartic joy of watching Ohio State have a Penn State-ian collapse soon. How fun Bluesky would be if that fucking program lost six games in a row and everyone got fired

All I want is to live through a total collapse of the Ohio State football program. I just want to see them suck shit. It doesn't even have to be long. Like a two-year streak where they only win five games and get blown out a bunch and have to build back. That's all

Weird that the Michigan players respectfully let the Ohio State players celebrate their win. I thought it was tradition to be a little whiny baby and throw punches when the other team won in your stadium

The streak was not going to last forever. This rivalry is always streaky. Don't let them go on a steak.

The potential of this young core is clear. The portal needs are clear, too. I fully expect to be a behemoth next season

Alright, we need Ohio State to make a catastrophic mistake soon

I forgot how much it sucks to lose to these pricks

Here we are, at the second-half kickoff and I am, as always, completely overwhelmed with existential dread

I'm finally willing to admit we might not win five in a row

I try to keep a level head. But fuck this team and fuck these fans.

I hate this fucking team, man

This is probably gonna be the reddest Big House Game since pre-Harbaugh. Gonna be fun to send 'em back with an L

FIVE IN A ROW

The vibe in the stadium seems.... unconfident?

Who's winning the B1G Title Game: Indiana or Oregon?

Ready to add to this today

What has Texas done to keep their fans off the field after this win? God himself will not keep me off the field when Michigan beats Ohio State tomorrow

All hope is not lost, Texas A&M. Last year, Ohio State proved you can destroy your undefeated dream season with an embarrassing loss to your archrival and still go on to win the national championship.

I've never seen a quarterback you loves to intentionally ground as much as Arch

I'm gonna be so pissed if the Venmo logo is on the Big House turf tomorrow

It's absolutely diabolical that Lane Kiffin can say something like "We have to limit distraction and focus on the task at hand" completely unchecked on national TV, when he is the single biggest distraction of the entire college football season

When I went to Universal Studios I bought a shirt from the F&F ride gift shop that says LIVE FAST, DRIVE FURIOUS and I think that's just about the funniest corporate messaging I've ever heard

Would it be better for Oregon or USC to win this game?

Who was the last U-M player to have as big a case of the yips as Zvada rn?

I once did this same thing for my wife with our daughter's Fisher-Price Little People figurines lol

Maryland's Block M is an affront to Block Ms everywhere. Michigan, the grandfather of the stoic, esteemed, traditional Block M, should take offense and destroy this team, accordingly.

I like that the field mic keeps picking up the ref yelling "WE'RE DONE, HERE. WE'RE DONE."

Excellent play-call, BEAUTIFUL execution. That screen-pass touchdown was gorgeous.

ZEKE, SAVE THAT SHIT FOR NEXT WEEK

One thing I will say about the Bryce mistakes: he has the unteachable confidence to just put them behind him and power through. He doesn't let one mistake become two, three or four. He's unmistakably a freshman, but he's going to be an absolute menace as he continues to learn and grow.

Officially terrified to watch this secondary next weekend

Andrew Marsh is gonna be the first guy to ~deserve~ the No. 1 jersey since Braylon

Incredible play by Chase Taylor, especially considering how shaky the special teams have been this year

I would love for ANYONE to make a compelling case in favor of this proposed B1G private equity deal. Make it make sense to me, an admitted idiot. MAYBE if it was a single entity, but why is any school on board to give this form a 10% stake in B1G rev., when actual affiliate schools get 5% or less?

Wrigley was beautiful yesterday

Real heads know @janecoaston.bsky.social

I just want to go on record to say there was never a doubt in my mind

A Phil Brabbsian performance by Zvada today

It is going to be so FUCKING funny when this team beats Ohio State

This stinks!

Northwestern is No. 119 nationally in passing yards per game. This is making me... slightly nervous to watch them try to defend Jeremiah Smith and Carnell Tate

Northwestern simply shouldn't have wide receivers who can make plays like that

The frustrating thing about this team is how self-inflicted the struggles are

I'm having a wonderful time watching this steaming dogpile of a football game

They simply cannot continue allowing Semaj to return punts

Every play that Northwestern actually moves the ball looks like an accident, and yet the score is 7-6 at the half, what the hell lol

A beautiful place for a football game

Cool